The Last Airbender

I just saw The Last Airbender movie, I'm so mad. I can see why the critics said it was lame.

OK, first, Zuko has a PONYTAIL. Say it with me, M. Night Shyamalan, PONYTAIL. And his scar was barely there! I mean what the chiz?!?

Second, the pronunciation? It's Aang, not Aungh; Iroh, not Eeroh; and SOKKA, not SOAKKA.

Third, Ozai's hair is 3 times longer in the cartoon than the movie. And he has a really long goatee.

Fourth, no Appa! Appa is their main mode of transit, how can you NOT have him in there?!? Momo the lemur is so creepy.

The Komodo rhinos look like a Komodo dragon, not a mix.

Yue, turns into the moon, her spirit kisses Sokka and then disappears in the cartoon. She just floated in the stupid pond in the movie.

WHERE ARE THE KYOSHI WARRIORS?! According to the series Suki comes back as Sokka's girlfriend.

Katara's all crybaby, Sokka has no Sok-casm, and Aang is too serious.

And where is Hei Bai the panda spirit? Is he having tea?

Appa's legs have no meat on them. I've had chicken wings with more meat on them than Appa's legs.

The moon spirit was burned in the series, not stabbed.

Master Pakku was all mad about Katara learning waterbending in the cartoon. No hostility in the movie.

WHERE THE HECK IS KOI-ZILLA?

The Avatar State was pretty wimpy.

I urge you not to see this movie. Your eyes will bleed. Don't see it.

Cheese Face out.