31 October 2009

My Epic-ly Awesome Halloweenies Costume

It is I, The Cheese Face. Halloweenies is today, and I haven't told you, the fans of The Cheese Face Page, what my epic-ly awesome costume is. Well, at first, I had decided way back in May that I was going to be a Tennis player. Bad idea from the start. Then my mind became a mental mute and I couldn't think of another costume. Then, right before we left the costume shop, it came to me. The greatest costume EVER! I was going to be Abby Sciuto, from that show on USA Network NCIS.

It is going to be AWESOME! Cheese Face goes goth, for Halloweenies.

Cheese Face out

29 October 2009

The Cheese Face: Most Addicting Games on The Web

This summer, somes of you peoples must have seen the Most Addicting Games Awards on Nick. Well, I have discovered some addicting games too. So here they are and they come with a link to the website they are on.

Game: Pandemic 2
Objective: Kill mankind by creating a new (or old) deadly disease.
URL: http://www.addictinggames.com/

Game: I Love Traffic
Objective: Create a safe traffic plan with cars coming each way.
URL: http://www.yahoo.com/

Game: The Classroom 2
Objective: Cheat your way through school, just don't let the teacher catch you.
URL: http://www.addictinggames.com/

Game: Four Second Fury
Objective: Complete challenging mini-games in under 4 seconds.
URL: http://www.yahoo.com/

Game: Dance Monkey Dance
Objective: Help Simmo the dancing monkey dance and amaze his friends.
URL: http://yahoo.com/ or http://addictinggames.com/showdown/


Cheese Face out.

Skipper's Log

For those of you who have recently clicked the link to my new blog, you have found... almost nothing. Skipper must be on vacation and can't blog to the peeps of the world. "But Cheese Face, you and Skipper are one in the same, Why don't you write?" you ask. Skipper is my alter ego, ergo, when I am Cheese Face, I blog here, But when I am Skipper, I will blog there. Ok?

Cheese Face out

28 October 2009

My New Blog

I have a new blog. Why? I like this blog, but well, it kinda gets boring with just one blog. Cheese Face also has a split personality called Skipper. My new blog is http://skipperisi.blogspot.com
Click on the link! Click it hard!


Cheese Face out.

25 October 2009

The Cheese Face: Awesome T.V. Shows

Like almost everyone, I watch a lot of T.V. So much where I just had to tell you some of the greatest T.V. shows out there. So, I will. There. I typed it.

Show: Speeders
About?: People's lame excuses to get out of a ticket.
On Channel: TruTv
First aired: Summer of '07

Show: iCarly
About?: 3 teens host a web show and go on crazy adventures.
On Channel: Nickelodeon
First aired: September 8, '07

Show: Mythbusters
About?: Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Tory Belleci, Kari Byron, and Grant Imahara test myths to see if the are true or not.
On Channel: Discovery
First aired: January 23,'03

Show: The Penguins of Madagascar (Or simply known as Penguins)
About?: 4 penguins protect the Central Park Zoo.
On Channel: Nickelodeon
First aired: November 29, '08

Show: Brain Surge
About?: Contestants test their memory skills to win prizes.
On Channel: Nickelodeon
First Aired: September 28, '09

Show: Sponge Bob Square Pants
About?: A yellow sponge live in the subterranean city of Bikini Bottom and goes on wild adventures with his friends.
On Channel: Nickelodeon
First aired: May 1, '99

All my fave T.V. shows. I told you I watched a lot.

Cheese Face out.


source: Wikipedia

What up With My Poll

You guys have seen the poll entitled Do you enjoy my polls, right? It's like right underneath my Who is Better poll? Well why is n one voting on the second one? Is it because if you click no you are afraid I will exile you? Well that's not true. I just want to know, so I can make my blog better. so please, don't be afraid to vote. Those other two votes were from my sibblings, so they don't count. But Please Vote.

Cheese Face

What I Am Doing at This Exact Moment

What I am doing at this exact moment is this. I am typing these words right now. Yes these words of which I am typing. Right now I am playing ZOMBIES with my brother. There's a ZOMBIE on your lawn. There's a ZOMBIE on your Lawn. I am resuming typing these exact words. I have a feeling that said typing will go on forever. These words will not end!


Cheese Face out

23 October 2009

Mister L.

Cheese Face is in the house. Something you might not know about me is that I play the cello. Like the Impaler! We is best buds. We are even in the same class!

But today was an unhappy day. Our regular teacher was gone and he left us with... Mr. L. Mr. L. is old, mean, and well, to be frank, he's a moronic, old, and mean dude. I don't mean to speak rude of him, but this is what is the truth. I has the freedom of expression, right? But I digress. Anyways, yesterday, when we played Eleanor Rigby, he said, and I quote, that " It was the most horrible thing he's ever heard". Shucks for you old dude! We will take ourselves and music elsewhere. Onto Cheeseland Private school! They will surely enjoy our fine music. You has driven us away old dude.

As for the moronic part, he can't or won't even help us tune! We are a mixture of newbies and experienced players, and us newbies is still learning the tuning process. I can't wait 'til our regular teacher comes back from wherever he is. Mr. L. has got to go.

Cheese Face out.

22 October 2009

Why?

It is cold in Cheesecakia. Poo. Now the Cream of Ice trucks no longer run with their happy little tunes. WWWHHHYYY?! Why they do this to me. They can't do this. I... am... Cheese Face! I know who did this. It was the Rain and Coldness. You seethe with anger towards me for no apparent reason. I HATE YOU RAIN AND COLDNESS! Well, are ya happy? You got me to scream to the heavens.
What? You mean it isn't Rain and Coldness's fault, but instead, it is the seasonal change known as Autumn? You're saying that I was a bit over dramatic, even though it was kinda funny? Oh, well, then I should apologize publicly to Rain and Coldness.
I, The Cheese Face, wish to apologize publicly to Rain and Coldness for accusing them of making the country of Cheesecakia cold and therefore stopping the routine of the Cream of Ice trucks. Please don't hate upon me.

Cheese Face out.

20 October 2009

Good Eats Turns 10

Sup. It be me the Cheese Face! I is soopir estaticated. Know why? Well, my fave show Good Eats is entering its 10th year. Let's see... if it's 2009 now minus 10, that means Good Eats started in 1999.
Cheese Face does mental math for yous. WWWHHHAAATT?!? You've never seen or heard of Good Eats? Shucks for you. But to fill you in on the two-fer-one deal you're missing, a summary of the show and a list of episodes ('K maybe not all the episodes).

Summary: Good Eats is hosted by Alton Brown, in the state of Georgia. As I said it first aired in 1999. Brown, in addition to cooking, also teaches the science behind cooking and the history of the food. So you're actually getting a three-fer-one deal. Brown also has many guests on the show like Lady in the Refrigerator (Carolyn O'Neil) who is a dietitian tells about the history of food and likes to tease A.B. and Deborah Duchon, who is a nutritional anthropologist, talks about what ancient peoples used to do with the food of the day and A.B. sometimes asks her "How do you like you (food of the day)".

List of episodes (in order):

Season 1:
Steak Your Claim (steak)
This Spud's For You (patatoes)
The Egg-Files (eggs)
Salad Daze (salads)
A Bird in the Pan (roasted chicken)
Churn Baby Churn (ice cream)
The Dough Also Rises (biscuits)
Gravy Confidential (gravy)
A Bowl of Onion (onions)
Hook, Line, and Dinner (fish)
Pantry Raid I: Use Your Noodle (noodles)
Power to the Pilaf (pilaf)
The Art of Darkness (chocolate)

Season 2:
It's a Wonderful Cake (fruitcake)
For Whom the Cheese Melts (fondue and grilled cheese sandwiches)
Apple Family Values (apples)
Crust Never Sleeps (pie)
Citizen Cane (sugar and caramel)
Urban Preservation I: Jam Session (jams and jellies)
Crustacean Nation (shrimp)
True Brew (coffee)
Ear Aparrent (corn)
Fry Hard (fish and chips)
A Grind is a Terrible Thing to Waste (ground beef)
Pantry Raid II: Seeing Red (tomato sauce)
The Fungal Gourmet (mushrooms)
Pork Fiction (ribs)

Season 3:

Tofuworld (tofu)
Mussel Bound (mussels)
The Egg Files II: Man with a Flan (flan and quiche)
What's Up, Duck (duck)
Three Chips for Sister Marsha (chocolate chip cookies)
Grill Seekers (grilled lamb)
American Pickle (pickles)
Flap Jack Do It Again (pancakes)
Head Games (cabbage)
Flat is Beautiful (pizza)
Pantry Raid III: Cool Beans (beans)
Mission: Mission: Poachable (poaches fish)
Behind the Bird (turkey)

And a few of my personal favorites
Fry Turkey Fry (fried turkey)
The Trouble with Cheesecake (cheese cake)
Oh My, Meat Pie (parody of Sweeney Todd) (mince meat and Sheppard's pie)

Now you can view episodes on Youtube! If you know how to work the internet you can get to youtube.

Cheese Face out.

Sources: Wikipedia

Happy birthday, Good Eats!

18 October 2009

My Pet Peeves

Today, I have nothing to write about that will cure the Piggy Flu, so I will write about my pet peeves.

Pet Peeve #1: People with a ridiculously high amount of energy. Most of my friends have high amounts of energy but not RIDICULOUSLY HIGH! Like this one kid named (enter name of 8th month here), he is INSANE with energy. It so weird.

Pet Peeve #2: Nails scratching paper. I hate this more than nails on a chalkboard. It irritates my teeth and nails. A lot.

Pet Peeve #3: Girls who wear too much makeup. I mean it's OK when worn in small amounts. Or your dressing up for a clown for Halloweenies.

Pet Peeve #4: Forks scratching a plate. High pitched whirring noise drives me insane!

Pet Peeve #5: People in cartoons who don't use common sense. This one I don't really have an explanation. It just bugs me.

So those are my pet peeves. Or at least some of them.

Cheese Face out.

17 October 2009

Happy Halloweenies Story!

Here is a story to tell your young ones at bedtime. Tell it to them at Halloweenies!

There once was a kid named Mirror. She was born on Halloweenies! What is Halloweenies, you ask? Well, while you Americans have Halloween, us Cheesecakians have Halloweenies. Insteads of saying "Trick or treat" we say "Halloweenies treats". But anyways, Mirror hated her name. "I hate my name," she said. Her mom was OBSESSED with mirrors when she was born, so her mom named her Mirror.
One Halloweenies, Mirror dressed up as a mirror. She was so mad, that she went around town causing terror. See, peoples in the town Little Pepperjack are afraid of anything out of the ordinary. So like fires, traffic tickets, and especially giant prancing mirrors. "Ahh!" said the hysterical townsfolk. "Eeehhh," said Mirror. She groaned in boredom. She chased the townsfolk into the town of Cheddar and then went home to enjoy the rest of her birthday.

The End.

You like?

Cheese Face out.

09 October 2009

The Piggy Flu Still Wreaks Havoc

Yes, a blog on the Piggy Flu, better known to you hysterically overprotective peoples as "The Dreaded H1N1" virus. It wreaks havoc in Cheeseland, hence the title. Like 14% of students are missing from MY school right here in Cheeseland. I didn't mean for the capitalization on the 'my' part but it totally works. =). 14% is like over 100 kids. GONE! Heck this flu wreaks so much havoc, there are LYSOL commercials about it! Do you know how much havoc it takes to get a disease advertising for Lysol. A lot!

So, I hope I've inspired you to go out and by 60 cans of Lysol because they will protect you from the Piggy Flu. Not! I had the Piggy Flu and my family went wwwwwaaaaayyyy overboard with the Lysol and we still had it! Just buy it just to be safe.

This has been a Piggy Flu public service announcement by The Cheese Face.

08 October 2009

No! The Piggy Flu!

So, yesterday, my little sister, who I call, my sister, went home sick from school. So then we took her to the doctor where we waited a SOOOOOPIR long time. She had to wear a mask. Oh, the embarrassment. I know how she felt with the embarrassment. I had to wear that stupid mask when I was sick. It turns out, she is sick with the ever present Piggy Flu. Oh the horror. No seriously the horror. I might get sick, my mom might get sick, my dad might get sick, well, almost my whole household family is doomed. IMPENDING DOOM AWAITS US; OH NO!

So what can you do to not get that ever present Piggy Flu? Wwwwwweeelll, let's just say hope to God you don't get sick. And if you and your family don't believe in God, hope to whoever you hope to that you don't get sick.

Cheese Face out.

03 October 2009

A GIGANTIC Thank You to Thosed Who Polled The Poll

For those of you who polled my SECOND poll, a gigantic thank you.
Thank You!!

But now, I must reveal the answer.

Question: What is the name of my first blog post?
Sup and Whatnot
Hi
The Legend of The Cheese Face
What! Blog?! What Blog?!

And the correct answer is................................................................... The Legend of The Cheese Face!


Cheese Face out