Boredom Is A Very Real Cause of Death (Post 1)

I am sitting at my grandparents house with nothing to do. This is the only thing that keeps me from literally going insane. I think might die of boredom. If you haven't been paying attention, the Nickelodeon AddictingGames Showdown is coming back and I've already played all of the games. I also found this one game that was not nominated for some unknown reason called The Hacker and it was pretty cool. Click the linky if you want to play.

So, besides blogging, my dad is waching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I don't really like Harry Potter, (Harry Potter fans may not want to continue reading), so I say it is total crap. It's sooooo boring to me, that is. So I bid you farewell. I'm gonna go hack some computers. Don't tell the Fuzz, either, or I will send YOU a virus. Maybe not a virus but I will do something terrible. Maybe not even that. The point is, if you need me I will be on addictinggames.com.

Goodbye.

Cheese Face out.

My LACA Assignment (Post 2!!)

For the last week of school, we have to research mythical creatures in LACA. For those of you who don't know what LACA is, it stands for Language and Communication Arts and can be used interchangeably with Language Arts/Communication Arts.

But, I had an orthodontist appointment on the day we were assigned-well not really assigned per se. We got to pick the creature, but nobody wanted to do it- our creature and got stuck doing the Easter Bunny. Yes, laugh at my material. Do you know how hard it is looking for info on the bunny him/herself?! All I get is stuff about Easter itself, which actually started as a pagan festival, but I already knew that.

But here's the GOOD side: Senora Fudgehead and I are doing our presentation in the America's Got Talent format and I am going the sing Tom Lehrer's The Elements. Keep in mind, science teachers, that this is as of 1967, when this song was made. As for S.F. she's going to be singing her version of Paparazzi. She's REALLY good, it's just that if you 'member my rant about L.G. you can see why I'm sorta irked.

Now, we go off the subject. Well, sort of. Tom Lehrer. Oh, he's an evil mastermind of confusion. He's not evil, really, I was just being-my favorite word- facetious. I was just watching Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, New Math, L-Y, and Silent E on YouTube. Oh, you never cease to fail in helping me confuse my enemies. "You can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3 so you look at the for in the 10s place..."


Ah, the joys of being a teen.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 7 (post 3)

My, it's been a long time since I've done a Random Questions. To those newer readers who I don't know about, let me offer this clarification: This is the 7th post of R.Q. and it is only 2 more posts, not counting this one, until the 100th Post Extravaganza! OK?

Random Question 1: What is your view on Justin Bieber?
Answer: Oh, God, not again. I have no comment. Now get out of my face.

Random Question 2: What is your view on the Cheeseland Arena?
Answer: I'm kinda half and half. I want it because it will create more jobs and give the city more money, but I don't think they should build an entire arena. It would cost a lot less to renovate an old sports center that hasn't been bought or isn't owned by the University. Also, the have to rearrange the train tracks that run through the proposed site and EPA said it was heavily polluted. But I guess everyone has their opinions.

Random Question 3: What do you think would have happened if B.B.S.J. won the election.?
Answer: The world would have been chaos.

Random Question 4: If a train leaves Cincinnati at 3 and another train leaves Salem at 4 and both trains are going at 70 miles per hour, what time will it be before you must call the plumber?
Answer: 5:30

That's all for Random Questions.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards! (Post 4)

As promised, TCA's are here. Those of you reading this will not be called an L7. Yay for you! All right, I think I've stalled long enough. Let's get down to business.

First category is Favorite TV show.
Nominees:

Victorious
iCarly
Mythbusters
Good Eats
Penguins of Madagascar
Planet Earth/Life
Big Time Rush

And the winner is....

Umm, maybe I should way winners because sabes que it's a tie between Mythbusters and Penguins. w00t.

Up next is Favorite Movie

Nominees:

How to Train Your Dragon
Clash of The Titans (old or new)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

And the winner is Clash of The Titans! Good, cuz I kinda like that newer version. *Let it be know that my parents are gonna totally be me up over this*

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Next category is Best Commercial!

Nominees:

'Cuz I'm a Pothole
How You Did That
Keep Your Hands Off My Doritos

And the winner is...cof...cof. cof, cof, hack, hack, gobble, gobble... Excuse me, allergy season bugs me. Anyways, the winner of Best Commercial is.... CUZ I'M A POTHOLE!

Next up, is WORST Commercial.

Nominees:

Snuggies
ShamWOW/SlapChop
Emery Cat

And the winner, err, we mean loser is Snuggies and Emery Cat! Considering thisis the first time this has been a category on TCA that's wonderful! The tie is, that is.

And now, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

Mr. Cheese speaking:

Good evening fellow viewers. We at Cheesecakian Studios are super excited because today we are going to make history. The first ever ummm, the first ever what? I don't know what I'm Doing cuz Cheese Face never TOLD me what I'm doing. OK, improv, improv, oh, yes this will do.
The first ever piece of cheese sent to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! OK, we wet the cheese because a bubble will pop if something non-wet touches it. Blow the bubble and IT'S IN! And now, we wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and IT'S THERE! We have sent the first piece of cheese to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! Thank you and good night. Back to you Cheese Face.

Thank you, Mr. C. Finally it has to come to an end. The final category of TCA.

Best Blog

Nominees:

Impaled By Unicorns
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Wilma Knows All
BizzaroBlog

You voted and the winners are.....
IMPALED BY UNICORNS AND BIZZAROBLOG! Yay! The 4th win by the Impaler and the first for Bizzaro comic creator Dan Piraro!

And now for some honorary winners:

Hannah L.-Fried Frayed Friend
Miki F.-F.F.F.
Sidney G.- F.F.F.
Jessie M.-F.F.F.
The Impaler-F.F.F and for participating in the Cheeseys
Auntie Wilma- F.F.F. and for participating in the Cheeseys
Dan Piraro- Being an awesome cartoonist
Senora Fudgehead-F.F.F.
Bobbins Kayla-F.F.F
Jaden R.- F.F.F.
AND TO THE FANS- Thank you guys for making this all possible! You guys are the best.

Thank you to all the non L7s and Good Night.

Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese out.

One More Day! (Post 5)

One more day! One more day! The Cheesey Awards are almost here. Lemme tell you, this has had a wide turnout on votes. The most votes ever! I think. Be here tomorrow. Witness history in the making. OR if you don't I will find you and call you an L7. That's 50's slang for TURD-BUCKET.
OR if you do read it, none of that stuff will happen! And as always, our usual Rip-off Commercial, Mr. Cheese's Fantasical Stunt, and the Giving of the Honorary Cheeseys!

Cheese Face out.

Bieber Fever (Post 6)

This is a response to Ryan Higa's 'Bieber Fever'. Justin Bieber, or Justin Beaver as my bro' calls him, is a 16 year old Canadian kid who pretty much got lucky. How cliche. I HATE HIM. He's annoying. Everyone in my Social Studies class, but me and three other kids will turn up the radio to the point where, well, Canada can here it! "He's all I hear, he's all I see, he's all I smell. HE'S EVERYWHERE!" I don't understand what the big deal is. I mean in about two years or so his voice will start to change and until that becomes finalized he will suck miserably. And unless I'm wrong, those boyish good looks will start to fade and becomes an "ugly kid just like you and me". Then he'll start to look kinda creepy, if you ask me.

OK, next on the "What's Jank List": Lady GaGa and 7-year-olds. "How do Lady GaGa and 7 year olds relate to each other", asks Frank. Well, Frank, I'll tell you. Wait, who's Frank and how do I know him? I know no Frank! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE IMPALER?!
Onto what I was talking about. A few weeks ago, I was visiting my grandparents. My Little cousin is obsessed with L.G. and that shouldn't be happening. You see, she showed the music video for the song Telephone and I was severely CREEPED OUT. If you've seen the video, and you're above the age of 17, good for you. Anyone under that age will never get their innocence back. OK, I'm a teen. I'm "supposed to like stuff like that". Well, I DON'T FIT INTO THAT STEREOTYPE! But to see my little cuzz robbed of her youth like that is beyond wrong. It's not right. I was like that what-cha: O_o. Yeah creepy.

Another thing. That Hannah/Miley Hybrid-Human-Girl-Thing. he was cute when she was 12 and she'd be like that, she'd be all, "Oh, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I promise to always listen to your opinion." Uch, that statement reminded me of the counselor at Robot Elementary. Now you just wanna slap her. Or, at least I do.

This post is not meant to be hateful in any way to the people I've listed or their fans. So guys, I have one last thing to say: less than 3. Less than 3
<3

Cheese Face out.

Tour (Post 7)

So today, the strings and jazz band of my school went on tour to the littler "feeder" schools. It was EPIC. We blew the classical music out their butts! First we went to my old elementary school, Robot Elementary. Now, that's not the real name, but you gotta love Internet privacy. Also, anyone who has been at least enrolled for 4 years with that robot of a principal, is most likely brainwashed and/or turned into a robot. Luckily she took over when I was in 4th grade. So I am good.

After that we went to lunch at this REALLY good Italian buffet, (again Internet privacy. OK it was Valentino's but I will never reveal the exact location no matter how much you beg, plead, or whine, or grovel.) Mr. S told everyone to not eat to the point of showing your affection for regurgitation, but I've that like 10 kids did that. Oh, sucks to be them. But I ended up eating a little more sugar than I needed and started quoting The School of Rock and was like, "But if we fall, we will fall with dignity. With a stand in our hands and awesome in our hearts. And in the words of AC/DC, 'We roll tonight. To the guitar bite. And for those about to rock, I salute you.'"

Then we went to another school which I like to call The Maze, because it has been renovated so many times you can never remember where stuff is, unless, that is, you are Kayla. Or a student. But we got there an hour EARLY so we basically sat around and warmed up.

But then we got back to school, and I had to go to P.E., and we are doing indoor soccer, which I hate, so yeah.

Cheese Face out

Election Connection (post 8)

Yo. Today we see who will rule Cheesecakia. Will it be BBSJ, Piggeh, or me?

You've had a little over two months to vote. Now the results are in.......

The new I.P. isssss. Hooray! The Cheese Face will resume blogging. No Billy Awards, no Piggy Flu. Good old fashion Cheesey-Goodness.

Cheese Face out.

P.S.-- Happy Mother's Day to all the moms!