Skipper's Back

Well, ever since I heard Irkus talking smack about my F.F.F., Skipper's dark side has been taking over. Mmhm, that's how these things happen. It's like, apparently she has this sort of ultimate revenge plan called Operation: Doom To All (which is actually a cover name cuz Skip created something more terrorist-like) and now she's planning to destroy half of the school with my somewhat insane friend Kowalski (if you've seen Penguins, you'll know why I call her that). Maybe I'm like my mom and I have multiple personality disorder. Or... it could be that my alter ego is miffed. Enraged if you will. Maybe I need to see a psychiatrist.

(a very dazed) Cheese Face out.

Poli-talks

Holy crap! you know what I forgot to do? I forgot to introduce the candidates for Infinite Prez.
So we're all aware that the 3 candidates are me, Billy Bob Steve Joel, and Piggeh, right? No?
Oh well. Here is B.B.S.J. on why he wants to be the I.P..

B.B.S.J:

Good morning fellow cheesecakians, unicornians, and candycornians, and many others. i want to be the infinite prez because i love the country of cheesecakia. in fact, i love it so much here's what i would change: no more exiling to the island of guam. you will transfer to minnesota (no offense to minnesotans). also, the cheesey awards will be renamed the billy awards, and the term infinite prez will live up to its meaning which is one rules forever. Vote for me!

Uh, OK, B.B.S.J.. Here is Piggeh.

Piggeh:

I am little hoo hoo hoo. Tee-hee. Shut up. Fa-foody-fooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm the littlest littler of all the littlettes. Look at my curly. DON'T TOUCH IT. Trunko's my friend

And now for yours truly.

Cheese Face:

Good morning citizens of Cheesecakia, and neighboring countries. I want to be reelected as Infinite prez because look how well I've done with this incredibly small country. We are almost officially put on the globe. We just need a few more record breaking stunts! And I'm the one who brought you the Cheeseys. B.B.S.J has no right to rename something I came up with. And what about my stellar protection plan for the Piggy Flu. Cover the country in a gy-normous bubble. Do you really want a Prez who started the outbreak and says only 7 ridiculous things? NO. And for the exiling to Guam, it's like a vacation for those society severely hates! Would you want to be exiled to Minnesota by some idiot who doesn't even type with correct caps? No. So vote for me. Come on just move your mouse or track pad over a couple of inches and vote. Just vote!

Candidates out.

"We're stuck in the middle of nowhere!"

Yesterday, when I was coming home from visiting my grandparents, my dad's tire exploded. It did! it was all like BOOM when we was drivin' down the highway. Trying to make a joke out of the situation, I was like, "Oh no! Your tire's all flat and junk!" You know, from that commercial with the pothole and tried to call a wrecker to no avail. No? Whatevers. But we were stuck there for a good 45 minutes. Just....... stuck. So how was your weekend?

Cheese Face out.

The Cheese Face of Cheeseland

The other day in Computer, a coupla kids started playing The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. So I came up with my own version of the song.

Now this is a story all about how
my life got weird turned all around
I'd like to take a minute just sit
down there
I'll tell you how I became the Cheese Face
on the air

In Southeast Cheeseland born and raised
on the iMac is where I spend most of
my days
Chillin out, relaxin', 'sall cool
or takin' some pics just for school
When a coupla dudes who talkin'
some smack
thought they should try to
give me a whack
I said one little thing and
my friend got scared
She said, "I can't believe you said that
right then and right there"

I wound up with a blog about 1 or 2
and my mom said to me
"you know I know you"
look at the prez I was finally there
to sit on my chair with my
meticulous care.

You like?

Cheese Face out

Another Blog!

Yes that's right. I have officially given up on Skipper. Must of taken an extended vacation or something. Anyway, this one is better cuz I have to post daily. You see, my social studies and math classes are so drama-filled I decided to document all of my findings. Go to http://cheesefacesdailydilemma.blogspot.com. Click the link. Click it. Click it hard.

Cheese Face out.

So Much Walking

Hey-lo, Cheeselington is speaking. Yesterday, my family went on a road trip to the big O. The city that if it weren't for Cheeseland, it would be the biggest. What were we doing some 50 miles outside of my home? Shopping... for comic books... and beds... TVs...and rugs. Well, my mom is a HUGE geek. So what better to bring a geek into a building filled with nothing but comics. I personally don't like comic books. After we went to two stores we went to Furniture Mart. This store actually has 3 separate stores. First we looked at rugs. By then I was so tired from sitting for an hour and standing for 3 I just wanted to sit and never move. By the time we were done with that it was 7 something and we went and looked at beds for a while. Then we went across the street to the electronics department. It just so happens that there was a BK restaurant in this one. So after we spent 30 minutes in there we decided to go to BK. But when we got there a dude with a really heavy Mexican accents told us it was closed. We piled into the car, got some Hardee's and McDonald's and drove 50 miles back to Cheeseland. I have never walked so much. WE arrived at the first store around 3:30 and got home at 10. Wow.

And not only that, we got a new table delivered before we left. We opened it today and guess what we found. A big fat busted up chair. It's pretty crappy.

Cheese Face out.

Dual Posting... It's Not Just for Fun

Today I have TWO things to blog about. So, rather than writing two posts, I will combine into one! It's a compromise... I think. Anyways, Today I was chalengened to talk with a lisp all day and if I didn't, I would have to write an admission of defeat and read it with a lisp and a British accent. Do you know how hard it is to do that? I can't even talk with a British accent let alone do both.

And the second thing. Well, in gym Mr. N. had a "family emergency" so he had a sub. Not Mrs. P., thank God, but Mr. B. You know Mr. B. Impaler talked about him in an old post. 'Member? You 'member.

And I guess there's a third thing, but it has nothing to do with the subject of school, though it is rather important. You don't know this but my birthday is 8 days away! I guess now you know *sheepish laugh*. LET ALL WHO READ THIS KNOW THAT I AM INCONSPICUOUS! *oops not any more*

Cheese Face out.