It's My Turn (post 9)

Yep, it's that time of year again. "Time for lice inspection?" No, Jimmy, that's disgusting. Instead, it's time for my 100th Post Extravaganza! You remember the Impalor's right? Well, guess what, I'm gonna see if the Impaler can guest blog. It's gonna be awesome. And you know what else else? The Cheesey Awards are coming back. May 21. Be there. For both events. 'Cuz sabes que, it's gonna be freaking awesome!!!

Cheese Face out.

The Best Commercials IN THE WORLD! (post 10)

That is right. There are SOOPIR OSOME commercials in the world and Cheese Face knows 'em better than the makers themselves. I mean, yeah, they worked with the actors and planned the entire thing BUT they think like CEOs and supervising producers. I think like a teen who watches way too much TV.

Top 8 Commercials in the World

8. Keep Your Hands Off My Doritos

So this kid's mom's boyfriend comes over and the kid is playing a video game. The mom leaves the room and her boyfriend tries making small talk with the kid (who's like 5). When THAT doesn't work, he takes one of the kid's Doritos. The kid smacks him and says "Keep your hands my momma. Keep your hands off my Doritos."

7. Silver One

This guy just got a new Volkswagen. So he and his sons drive around town and watch people slug each other. Y' know, playin' Slug Bug. So by the time they arrive home the kids are like, "Can we do that again." Oh, I salute you pain-causing children.

6. Black One, Where?!

Yet another VW commercial. This time it's so fast that the sluggers go, "BLACK ONE" and the sluggees go, "WHERE?!" Oh, Slug Bug.

5. I Have To Live With Her

This commercial is like for State Farm... NO! GEICO. Yeah, it's a GEICO commercial. So this person drives up for like fast food or something and scrapes their car against this pipe. So one of the pipes start talking with like this German accent, or maybe it's Swedish, nah, I think it's German. So she starts talking and at the end her husband's like, "I have to live with her."

4. Yeah, That Might Be The Worst One

OK, Gecko and GEICO dude are in the office building's restroom and are talking about new ring tones from geico.com. And the dude's phone starts ringing like 'Ringity-ding-ding-dingy-dong Ringity ding-ding-' and the gecko is like, "Yeah that might be the worst one I've ever heard."

3. They're The Bee's Knees?!

The Geico dude has come up with some catchphrases. They include, "Good Driver Discounts: Now That's The Stuff", and "They're The Bee's Knees". The Gecko is like "Sir, why not '15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.'" And then the dude walks away.

2. How You Did That

Yep. Volkswagen commercial. This one has Stevie Wonder in it. Y' know, the blind dude. He's at this party with this other dude who's name escapes me. And a red one drives by, so Stevie Wonder is all like "Red one" and is party friend is like "How did you do that?"
"Ha."
"Ha nothin' how you did that..."
"I said 'ha.'"
"All right."

1. Cuz I'm A Pothole

This dude drives over a pothole and gets a flat tire. And the pothole come to life and says," Oh, no, your tire's all flat and junk! Did I do that? Here, let me pull my cellular out, call you a wrecker. Oh, shoot! I go no phone. 'Cuz I'm a pothole... so... 'k, bye!"

I'm Stickin' It To The Man

That's right. I have been diagnosed with Stickittotheman-niosis. Today in English we were planning our compare/contrast essays because CPS wants us to. And I was thinking CPS thinks we should know or do everything that they say. THEM AND THEIR STUPID RUBRICS!!! Because they are The Man. And The Man ruined the ozone and is burnin' down the Amazon and kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Yes I know that line is from School Of Rock. But so is Stickittotheman-niosis. So I've devised Operation: Stick It To The Man.

We are gonna totally DESTROY CPS! And I wrote a battle song that sound strikingly similar to a familiar one by Queen. With the rocking of the you and all.

Cheese Face out.

Stupid Tests

That's right. The week of test is here. We have to take something call the something Accounta.... I don't care. But thay ask stupid questions. Like today, like today, like today, one of the "vocabulary words" was 'wads'. They asked 'What does the word wad mean?' And I was like Really they think we don't know this. What are they doing down the in the Education Dept.?
Just wow it amazes me how stupid people really are. Just wow. Just.... WOW. I mean they work for the Departments of the Education yet, they don't educate themselves into THINKING LIKE A TEEN!! CURSE YOU AQUASCUM!!!! Stupid technological advancements that confuse the elderly.

Cheese Face out.

New Name

Yes a new name. Little Dexter is no more. Instead, is name is Howie.

Holy crap, that was the shortest thing I've ever posted.

Cheese Face out.

You Like Dags?

Lil' Dexter.


OMG GUESS WHAT?!? The Cheese Face and her familia got a new puppy. His name is Dexter for now. He's so little. Little Dex is a Pekingese/Scottish Terrier mix. At first, my mom wanted to name him Gir, then Lucas, then Burton Guster, and finally, we settled on Dexter. Now I gotta go, I'm going horse back riding with a supermodel. K, maybe not. But I do need to finish my chores.

Cheese Face out.

Fool's April Day

As you probably know, today is April Fool's Day. For me, my pranks were fantastic....... if you consider pranking peeps with a spider fantastic. Well, it started this morning, I told my little brother that Pres Obama declared April Fool's Day and international holiday and that schools everywhere have the day off (well international between US of A and Cheesecakia)
and he was like "I am going back to sleep" and I walked over to him and said " April Fool's, Punk".
Then at school I terrified my English teacher with a spider. That was pretty funny. And at home, my Nana is terrified of spiders so I held out a spider and said to her, "This is my pet spider, Nivens. Go ahead pet him." The Impaler calls him Steven but I say his name is Nivens. Then I tool my brother's big spider and said, " And this is Nivens' older brother, Henry." She freaked out.

My devious brother on the other hand tried to do the old Saran wrap the toilet seat and I unfortunatly fell for it. But that was my day. What I want YOU to do is to post a comment of your pest A.F.D. prank EVER. It could be from last year, this year, next year, heck, even 9 years ago.
Just do it.

Cheese Face out.