The Cheesey Awards!

Hey, hey, hey! It's time to play! It's that time of year again, the time where we here at Cheesecakian Studios honor the things in life that aren't widely known. Yep, the Cheesey Awards.

The first category is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled By Unicorns
Hyperbole and a Half
My Milk Toof
Books of Adam

And the winners are Impaled By Unicorns, Hyperbole and a Half, and My Milk Toof!

Up next is Favorite TV Show.
The nominees are:
iCarly
Doctor Who
Spongebob Squarepants
NCIS

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

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And the winner of Favorite TV Show is... Doctor Who! And no, I did not vote, due to being called a fixed contest if I had (and we all know "Who" I'd vote for), and limited computer access.

And the next category is Favorite Song.
The nominees are:
I Gotta Feeling
Sweet Child of Mine
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

And the victor of this category is Sweet Child of Mine! That song has been stuck in my head for quite some time now...

Have you ever experienced a headache so painful it classified as Too Serious for Numbers:

courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half

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The penultimate category is Favorite Book Series.
The nominees are:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Twilight
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

The results are in and the champion of  Favorite Book Series is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Our last category of the day (audience: awwww) is Favorite Movie.
The nominees:
The Green Hornet
Gnomeo and Juliet
I am Number Four
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

And the winner is I Am Number Four!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cheese has not prepared a Fantastical Stunt for this show and will not be performing one. He'll try harder for next season. But now for some honorary winners.

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Ginger
Sidney G.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend
Emma-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Blogger
Shae S.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Rebecca F.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Ashton F.-- FFF and Awesome Ginger
The Fans-- for reading this blog and making this all worth while.

Cheese Face out.

What You Do When You Find Out That Neil Gaiman Wrote An Episode of Doctor Who Called The Doctor's Wife

Need I say more?

Cheese Face out

By the way, this is the 200th post.

Revenge is Sweet

So there's this student teacher for Vase. We'll call him, Mr Krueger because he's either mean, or pyscotic or a mixture of both. But one thing everybody knows for sure is that he has to go. For real.

Lemme rewind. On Tuesday one of the girls in my class was talking to this boy who sits next to her about how she touched a bat because it was stuck in her pool. Mr Krueger caught them and said, "You two can flirt later." Not bad, that's something even Vase would say. But as the girl tried to explain Mr Krueger told her that you could get rabies from touching a bat, which we all should know is true. You're probably saying that Mr Krueger is just being a good Samaritan, right? Well, let me continue before you go judging. So, two days later (aka today, if you lost track) Mr Krueger is still calling the girl "Rabid" and "Rabies" AND telling the class not to talk to her. And no, he's not joking.

I've also heard in my social studies class that he's a bit of a perv, and called a student smart"butt" (hey, gotta keep it family friendly) multiple times. He also calls one student in my class Special Ed, when he's not. Well, Vase sometimes calls him that, but it's a special kind of funny when she does. Not like when Mr Krueger does it. He says it mean. Mr Krueger also onced asked a somewhat short girl what the average height of a midget is. Now does he seem like a good guy?

But as the saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold. In social studies today, we passed around a piece of notebook paper and used it to write every mean or rude thing he's ever done to us. We are gonna turn it in either to the principal or the counselor. Either one works. Also the girl in my class who is called "Rabies" by Mr Krueger is going to record him saying every mean thing so we have actual proof that he is a psychopathic axe murder in his spare time.  Mr Krueger has got to go.

Cheese Face out.

Oh, and the Cheeseys are April 26. Vote now!

I've Got Spirit, Yes I Do...

I've got spirit, how 'bout you? Today marks the start of my school's Spirit Week. Today was Decade Day, so what better to celebrate the decades than by dressing as a time traveler. That's right, I dressed as the Tenth Doctor. I give you pics!

Half-built Daleks don't stand a chance.

Yeah, you're totally jealous aren't you, Britain?

Timey-Wimey Detector: goes "Ding!" when there's stuff.

 

Yes, that is a plastic replica of the Tenth Doctor's sonic screwdriver. Yeah, best Spirit Week costume ever. I'm going as the Doctor for Halloweenies.

Cheese Face out.

Doctor Who, What Have You Done To Me?

A crack in the shade of my dad's apartment. Exactly like the one in Amy Pond's wall. This can only mean two things: Prisoner Zero has escaped or it's just a crack in time and space. Curse you, Steven Moffat! You've made me afraid of statues, shadows, gas masks (not to mention WWII in general), and now cracks. Great job.

Cheese Face out.