31 December 2011

Happy New Year's!

Happy New Year's, guys! It's been a great year. Now we only have one more year to live! I'm kidding, I don't really think the world is going to end in 2012, but you never know.

And on a completely unrelated note, Sherlock returns tomorrow. The Sherlock fandom has been waiting over two years since the airing of the last episode. Unfortunately, it airs in the UK, and not here in the US, but we have the INTERNET. YAY, LIVESTREAM! Just to let you know, I've lost all sanity because of this fandom.

Cheese Face out.

25 December 2011

It's Christmas!

Yes, it's Christmas. Well, Christmas night technically. But I got lots 'o loot.

  • A Calligraphy kit
  • Sherlock series 1
  • Sherlock Holmes comics issues 1, 2, and 3
  • Clothes
  • A new keyboard
  • Lots of paint and canvases 
  • candy
  • And various other items
Well,  readers, I hope you had a  happy holidays.

Cheese Face out.

Oh, also, I entered a contest on this site and they announced the winners today. I didn't win, but my picture was put on the site. Mine is called "Xmas on the TARDIS". They misspelled my name though.

03 December 2011

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

It's snowing. Oh, god. No, I wanted the opposite of this.

Yes, I know it's December, and it usually snows in December. But we were having such a good year, here in Cheesecakia, without Mr. Snow.

I like snow sometimes. It gets me out of school, it's a reminder to write Christmas lists, and my city looks pretty with everyone's Christmas lights up in the snow. But snow is also a major troll. Now I have to deal with herp-derps in front of us on the way to school. And it's cold. But mostly herp-derps.

'Tis the season to be trolling
Troll-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol

Cheese Face out.

26 November 2011

Random Questions: Post 24

It's been a while since the last Random Questions. Here, mortals, take this as gift of peace.

Random Questions 1: Name a not-so famous person in History.
Answer: Emperor Norton I of America

Random Question 2: Where's the Dijon mustard?
Answer: Where's my foot?

Random Question 3: Are you ever going to post the long awaited Cheeseys?
Answer: Spoilers!

Random Question 4: Tell us about Rupert Graves, Cheese Face.
Answer: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

Cheese Face out.

16 November 2011

Congress is Trying to Censor the Internet.

Yes, sadly Americans, it's true. They say it's for "stopping internet piracy".  Well, piracy's been going on for a very long time, I don't think it's going to stop, online or otherwise. I just heard about it when I logged onto Firefox and it had a big black box that said "Censored". This was obviously for raising awareness (for now). You can read more at this site.

I clicked on the box and it took me to a site(not the site linked above) and I read a little more. Then I logged onto Tumblr.com and when it took me to my dash all of the posts had black boxes as a "preview" of what could happen if the bill was passed.

I say it's a load of junk. Congress, if you're listening, you have a public out there waiting to bite your freaking heads off! Why don't you try to pass Obama's Jobs Act proposal and get this country going! I have my Senators and Representatives emails, (thanks to Civics!) and You should be worried. Oh, so worried.

Here's a post I found on Tumblr:
"Now the question for the hour is 'Who's got the Internet?' Answer, we do. Next question, 'Who's coming to take it from us?' Come on, look at us! No powers, no legislation, no fortunes worth a damn, but we've got something else: we've all got tumblrs we don't want to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little Congress with all your silly little bills, and you've got any plans on taking the Internet tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever lampooned you with hilarious memes, and then, and then, do the smart thing!... Let somebody else try first." (source brookerface.tumblr.com)
Yes, that's the Doctor's Pandorica Speech, modified for this purpose.

I personally don't think this bill will get anywhere, and if it does, then Supreme Court will say it's unconstitutional because of free speech. But it this does get passed... let's leave that to their imaginations.

Cheese Face out.


04 November 2011

Halloween

As you may have heard, Halloween was Monday. I managed to bring in lots of sugary loot that'll make my dentist's head spin.

My costume was a Weeping Angel. Here, have some pictures:
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck!
Me and my sister as Amy Pond.
From left to right: My dad as Slash; me; my brother as Freddy Krueger; My sister as Amy Pond; My mom as The Question; and Mini Cheese Face as Draculaura(whoever that is)

So that was my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

29 October 2011

Halloween is Almost Upon Us!

Today is Saturday.
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Then comes Monday, aka Halloween.

Yes, I know I haven't been blogging a lot. But I'm blogging now, so shut your yap and be happy I'm blogging!
As the title of this post suggests, Halloween is almost upon us. Today, I'm going over to one of my friends' Halloween party. Then tomorrow my sister's church is throwing a "fall fair". Then Monday is candy galore!

So for the party and "fall fair" I'm going to be Abby again. And I'll be Abby on Monday during school. But Monday night I'm going to be a Weeping Angel(for those who don't know, a Weeping Angel is monster from Doctor Who. If you see one, you can't blink, or look away because they will kill you like *that*. However, when you're looking at them, they become statues and can't kill you, course you can't kill a stone, either. Here's a pic:

So, yes. That is my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

27 September 2011

I'm Writing a Crack Fanfic

It's for English. We have to right a children's story with two animals that have to learn to settle their differences and make friends. My animals are a hedgehog (called John) and a giraffe (called the Doctor). Basically it's a Sherlock/Doctor Who crack fanfiction. Here's an excerpt.

“Oof!” He landed behind some bushes.  John brushed himself off and started to skitter down the street. Just as he came to a corner, he heard a loud sound. VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP!  It was an old police box! After the noise settled, a giraffe dressed in suspenders and a blue bowtie opened the door.
            “Hello, I’m the Doctor!”
            “A doctor? Doctor who?” John blinked.
            “Just the Doctor!”
            “You can’t be a doctor. You’re a giraffe!”
            The Doctor walked around and eyed John. “Why are you wearing a sweater?”
            “Why are you wearing a bowtie?
            “Oi! Bowties are cool.”

16 August 2011

First Day o'School

Yes, I will get around to the Cheesey Awards. I've been busy. With a trip to the west coast (pics later) and getting ready for school.

Anyhoo! Today was the first day of school. Best. First day. Ever. The day started with the usual school prep stuff.

Then I got dropped off. Since I missed the first id card picture day, I had to take it today, and that took about five minutes. Then I had to find one of the million different gyms so the 500 and some students could break up into groups and go on tours of the building.

After the tours we went to our classes, where the teachers told us about the rules of the school and things we could join and how lunch works.

Teachers this year are:

Mr. Severus. Not his real name, but his real name reminds me of Severus Snape. And I'm not even a Potter fan. (scandalous, i know!) He is my geometry teacher. He's cool.

Captain. He was the director of a orchestra camp I used to attend. Hence 'captain'. But yeah, he's the orchestra teacher. The teacher of an orchestra with 54 students. When you go from a class of about 18 to 54 it is a big jump. We were just talking about how we'd fit everyone in one class...

Then I have Ms. I'll just call her Ms. She teaches English.

I have decided to take a foreign language. So my Latin teacher's name is Mr. Awesome McCoolname. Because, I can't pronounce it and when he does it's flippin' awesome.

Then there is Mr. Craft, my civics teacher.

Then, I have Ms. Rice who teaches fitness for life (gym, basically). We have a Canadian kid, a Brazilian kid, and a Swedish kid in my class.

Lastly I have Mr. W. He sorta looks like Jamie Heineman, from Mythbusters. He teaches physical science. Physics! Physics, physics, physics. PPPPHHHHYYYYSSSSIIIICCCSSSS.

And then we had a pep rally. It was ok. I sorta almost didn't learn the school fight song. And watched peppy cheerleaders... cheer.

Cheese Face out.


20 July 2011

Random Questions: Reunited and It Feel's So Good

Hello, have no fear, the Cheese Face is here, with Senora Fudgehead! More randomocity with one of my best buds.

Random Question 1: At what time does the cheese blossom?
Senora's answer: Pardon?

Random Question 2: What is the most evil thing you have ever seen?
Senora: Gunter and I hugging.

Random Question 3: Is it a cow, or a derelict?
Senora: Derecow.

Random Question 4: Do you have anything to say to the peoples of the world?
Senora: I WILL BE FAMOUS!

And let all who read this know that WE ARE INCONSPICUOUS! oops not anymore.

Cheese Face and Senora out.

Coming soon to theatres: Senora's new nickname!

10 July 2011

The Cheeseys Bring All the Nerds to the Yard

That's right. It's been three months since the April awards. The Cheeseys are July 28. With catagories like: favourite animal, favourite genre of music, favourite artist, and more! So spread the word. Email, tweet, facebook, text, etc. your boss, your friends, your co-workers, your neighbours, the president of your neighbourhood association, anyone with a computer or web-enabled phone! Vote  now!
Cheese Face out.

04 July 2011

It's the 4th

It's the 4th of July. Here's a picture:

Also, it means fireworks! Yay. Family, food, freedom, and an nice little heart attack from misfires.

Party!
Cheese Face out

15 June 2011

20 Things You Didn't Know About Me

There's lots of things people don't know about me. Such as, I'm a seriously serious Doctor Who fan (Okay maybe people do know that) or that um... I had two fish named Sherman and Sugar. 20 things you didn't know about me.

1. I have 3 siblings.
2. I used to hang out with what would be considered nowadays as "popular kids". In elementary school.
3. I can somewhat play piano.
4. I hate loud music.
5. I have been to California, Minnesota, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Wisconsin for family trips.
6. I have yet to watch Eclipse, which I got for Christmas
7.The cake is a lie.
8. I can't draw. Well, I can but I have to be really trying. Otherwise, I'll draw rudimentary stick people and shapes.
9. I love to read. I'll read anything, even the phone book if given the chance.
10. Mini Cheese Face and I are NOT TWINS. Quit asking.
11. One of my favorite movies is called The Hogfather. It's better than it sounds
12. My favorite band is They Might Be Giants.
13. I am a science and history geek.
14. I once desperately wanted to be popular. Yes. I was in elementary school, and tried so hard to get a purple ribbon in the school science fair just to be popular. It didn't work. I was so stupid then. But I did get the ribbon.
15. My favorite book is Holes by Louis Sachar.
16. Ever since I concluded that my dad's new apartment is possibly controlled by Slenderman, my brother and I arm ourselves with remotes which we'd use to bludgeon Slendy.
17. ROES LOVED DRUGS! (translation: my favorite Doctor Who companion is Rose Tyler)
18. I have made a new meme: History Nerd Hamster.
I know this from experience.
19. I consider it a crime to spell TARDIS with lowercase letters and to spell Doctor Who as Dr. Who.
20. I can't believe you read twenty facts about me.

Cheese Face out

18 May 2011

Rant of the Day: Creepy Nursery Rhymes

We've all grown up listening to nursery rhymes. Some of us actually remember all of the lyrics! But we sing creepy nursery rhymes to children, sometimes without realising it.  So here's a list of creepy rhymes.

Creepy Rhyme #1: Rock-a-bye Baby
Lyrics: Rock a bye, Baby
In the treetop,
When the wind blows the
Cradle will rock
When the bow breaks
The cradle will fall
And down will come baby,
Cradle and all
Creepy Factor: Read the lyrics again. First, the baby's in A TREE. So, we start a song off with some neglectful parents. And then the cradle falls from the tree, with the baby. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention this song's about SIDS. Pleasant.

Creepy Rhyme #2: You Are My Sunshine
Lyrics: The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamt I held you in my arms
But when I awoke dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my
Sunshine away
Creepy Factor: It sounds like a mother was dreaming she was holding her baby, but when she woke up she was mistaken, and cried. So then the second verse says, "You'll never know dear/how much I love you/Please don't take my sunshine away/".  Another song about SIDS. Why do we sing these to children?

Creepy Nursery Rhyme #3: I Had A Little Bird
Lyrics: I had a little bird
His name was Enza
I opened the window
And In Flew Enza
Creepy Factor: Originally written in 1918 about the Spanish Flu. Take a look at the line, And in flew Enza. Say it out loud. Then again. Now you get it.

Creepy Nursery Rhyme #4: Ring Around the Roses
Lyrics: Ring around the rosies
Pockets full of posies
Ashes, ashes,
We all fall down
Creepy Factor: It's about plague. "Ring around the rosies" refer to the round, red rash that was one of the first symptoms of the Black Plague. "Pockets full of posies" refer to how people would place flowers around infected people, or to mask the smell of death. "Ashes, ashes" is a variation of the sound sneezing makes; sneezing was also a symptom of The Plague. "We all fall down" is a reference to the many dead. And we sang this as children.

Creepy Nursery Rhyme #5: There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
Lyrics: There was an old lady who
Swallowed a fly
I dunno why
She swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die...
Creepy Factor: The unnamed lady swallows more and more things to get the things that supposed to get the fly. She dies in the end. A message about suicide, maybe?

Creepy Nursery Rhyme #6: London Bridge Is Falling Down
Lyrics: London Bridge is falling down
falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair lady

Take the key and lock her up,
lock her up, lock her up
Take the key and lock her up
My fair lady
Creepy Factor: Oh, noes! It looks like the bridge is falling! I know what we should do: let's take a 9-15 year old child and lock 'em in the bridge for good luck! No, seriously. Back in the day, people would take children and cement them into bridges for good luck because they believed the only way to keep a bridge up is by offering a child as a sacrifice to the gods. Historians say there was once a time where the bricks of London Bridge was bespattered with the blood of little children. Yikes! Historians also say that in the Great Wall of China, they found over 100,000 little childrens bodies buried within. D:

There was a teen who posted some rhymes
She posted the rhymes to send a message
I dunno why she posted the rhymes
They're kinda creepy.

And we sing 'em to children. Pleasant dreams!

Cheese Face out.

10 May 2011

Random Questions: Post 22

Hey, you know what I haven't done in exactly five months? Posted a Random Questions.So Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face!

Random Question 1: Lucy has three apples. Billy has five times as many apples as Lucy. Megan has three times as many apples as Billy. How many apples does Megan have?
Answer: Forty-five.

Random Question 2:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
Answer: Why would it do something as stupid as chuck Chuck Norris?

Random Question 3: If a cranberry and a pomegranate had a child what would it be called?
Answer: Ask a geneticist.

Random Question 4: What time is it?
Answer: ADVENTURE TIME!

And now, something special. Today is my mom's birthday so....
You are my mummy, and I loves you. Happy birfday!

Cheese Face out.

05 May 2011

Sick-tionary

Hey! I'm sick. With what? I don't know, but I don't have a fever and my throat hurts a bit so I stayed home from school yesterday and today. I always know when I'm sick, aside from feeling like death, if:

  • I don't want to go to school. I am a nerd, without school I die.
  • I just want to sleep.
  • I can't talk. I'll start stuttering. And stuff
  • I start hearing things.
 Since the first two are too boring to ramble on about, I will ramble about the latter two.
When I'm sick I can't talk very well. Notable example today was I was reading Emma's Washington post and I was trying to read the caption aloud to my mom sitting at the table: "...Dalek Sect-- Set--SEC! Dalek SEC!"  or I'll be like " I c- I c- I can't talk!" See, right now, I can't even type without hitting the space bar.

and then I start to hear things. Like on Monday, I thought I heard Mr. S say we could leave, but he didn't so I got in minor trouble for that. I had two possible explanations for that: 1. I was high. Not very likely and very illegal. 2. I'm sick. Very likely and less illegal.

Sickness Sucks. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Cheese Face out.

26 April 2011

The Cheesey Awards!

Hey, hey, hey! It's time to play! It's that time of year again, the time where we here at Cheesecakian Studios honor the things in life that aren't widely known. Yep, the Cheesey Awards.

The first category is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled By Unicorns
Hyperbole and a Half
My Milk Toof
Books of Adam

And the winners are Impaled By Unicorns, Hyperbole and a Half, and My Milk Toof!

Up next is Favorite TV Show.
The nominees are:
iCarly
Doctor Who
Spongebob Squarepants
NCIS

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

Coming soon to theaters! A story of how a young girl started out on TooYube singing nursery rhymes to her stuffed animals and turned into the pop-tart of the century. How she got millions of fans, and dollars, revealed in Dustin Jieber: Sometimes Say Always. Now in 3D! In theaters never.

And the winner of Favorite TV Show is... Doctor Who! And no, I did not vote, due to being called a fixed contest if I had (and we all know "Who" I'd vote for), and limited computer access.

And the next category is Favorite Song.
The nominees are:
I Gotta Feeling
Sweet Child of Mine
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

And the victor of this category is Sweet Child of Mine! That song has been stuck in my head for quite some time now...

Have you ever experienced a headache so painful it classified as Too Serious for Numbers:

courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half
Well, hurt no more with Pain-B-Gone, a special ointment you spread around your forehead to relieve that serious ache. It is the only over-the-counter headache miracle ointment approved by the FDA to combat the seriousness of your situation. Available everywhere! Side affects include: nausea, heartburn, swelling tongue, dry mouth, headache, and dizziness upon sitting or standing.

The penultimate category is Favorite Book Series.
The nominees are:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Twilight
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

The results are in and the champion of  Favorite Book Series is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Our last category of the day (audience: awwww) is Favorite Movie.
The nominees:
The Green Hornet
Gnomeo and Juliet
I am Number Four
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

And the winner is I Am Number Four!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cheese has not prepared a Fantastical Stunt for this show and will not be performing one. He'll try harder for next season. But now for some honorary winners.

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Ginger
Sidney G.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend
Emma-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Blogger
Shae S.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Rebecca F.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Ashton F.-- FFF and Awesome Ginger
The Fans-- for reading this blog and making this all worth while.

Cheese Face out.

07 April 2011

Revenge is Sweet

So there's this student teacher for Vase. We'll call him, Mr Krueger because he's either mean, or pyscotic or a mixture of both. But one thing everybody knows for sure is that he has to go. For real.

Lemme rewind. On Tuesday one of the girls in my class was talking to this boy who sits next to her about how she touched a bat because it was stuck in her pool. Mr Krueger caught them and said, "You two can flirt later." Not bad, that's something even Vase would say. But as the girl tried to explain Mr Krueger told her that you could get rabies from touching a bat, which we all should know is true. You're probably saying that Mr Krueger is just being a good Samaritan, right? Well, let me continue before you go judging. So, two days later (aka today, if you lost track) Mr Krueger is still calling the girl "Rabid" and "Rabies" AND telling the class not to talk to her. And no, he's not joking.

I've also heard in my social studies class that he's a bit of a perv, and called a student smart"butt" (hey, gotta keep it family friendly) multiple times. He also calls one student in my class Special Ed, when he's not. Well, Vase sometimes calls him that, but it's a special kind of funny when she does. Not like when Mr Krueger does it. He says it mean. Mr Krueger also onced asked a somewhat short girl what the average height of a midget is. Now does he seem like a good guy?

But as the saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold. In social studies today, we passed around a piece of notebook paper and used it to write every mean or rude thing he's ever done to us. We are gonna turn it in either to the principal or the counselor. Either one works. Also the girl in my class who is called "Rabies" by Mr Krueger is going to record him saying every mean thing so we have actual proof that he is a psychopathic axe murder in his spare time.  Mr Krueger has got to go.

Cheese Face out.

Oh, and the Cheeseys are April 26. Vote now!

04 April 2011

I've Got Spirit, Yes I Do...

I've got spirit, how 'bout you? Today marks the start of my school's Spirit Week. Today was Decade Day, so what better to celebrate the decades than by dressing as a time traveler. That's right, I dressed as the Tenth Doctor. I give you pics!

Half-built Daleks don't stand a chance.

Yeah, you're totally jealous aren't you, Britain?


Timey-Wimey Detector: goes "Ding!" when there's stuff. 
Yes, that is a plastic replica of the Tenth Doctor's sonic screwdriver. Yeah, best Spirit Week costume ever. I'm going as the Doctor for Halloweenies.

Cheese Face out.

03 April 2011

Doctor Who, What Have You Done To Me?

A crack in the shade of my dad's apartment. Exactly like the one in Amy Pond's wall. This can only mean two things: Prisoner Zero has escaped or it's just a crack in time and space. Curse you, Steven Moffat! You've made me afraid of statues, shadows, gas masks (not to mention WWII in general), and now cracks. Great job.

Cheese Face out.

28 March 2011

Spring Break 2011

Yes, it's true. I'm back from spring break. Now while I was out and about, I took many-a picture. It would a crime not to share them with you, so here they are.


Crossing state lines.

 


The Chicago skyline at night. Taken at 3 am, when we arrived at the hotel.

Chicago skyline in the daytime.

Someone dressed up for C2E2.
Downtown Chicago.

Lake Michigan
First walking into the Nerd-dom.

The TARDIS. (sorry its sideways and I don't know how to fix it.)

Me with a Dalek. You're so jealous, aren't you.


Me with the TARDIS.


C2E2 sign.

Mini Cheese Face with Mario.


Deadpool, using my littest sister as a bazooka and pointing her at Mini Me.


WISCONSIN!!!


Wisconsin River on our way to the House on the Rock. Iddinit purty?

One of the planters in the driveway to the House.
The fountain in the main entrance of the House.

The Japanese Garden of the House on the Rock.


Old slot machines. Now entering first section of the House.


This thing plays music. For real.


The guy who built the House, Alex Jordan, used to have parties in rooms like this one.


This also plays music.


Wisconsin through the window of the Infinity Room. I didn't like this room. It's reaallly high up and I don't like heights. I freaked out.


This is a table of some sort.


This is a dresser with pearls and shells and it's pretty.
It's a fox.


The wall of the women's bathroom.


 This is another music thing.

OMG IT'S THE DOCTOR'S HAND! Not really, just a (hopefully) fake hand in a jar.

ahh, pretty.

Are you my mummy?


This is soooo big. It's a whale being attacked by a giant squid. This is the mouth of the whale.


Hot air balloon.

German plane.


"Das machine ist nicht fur Gerfingerpoken und grabben." In other words-en, don't touch!


An ad for Burma-Shave. What?


Pretty, a rose.


We are now in the Butterfly Room.


The Carousel Room.


Don't blink.


Blink and you're dead.


This place has fabulous pizza. It's the bestestestest pizza in the worlds.

Prettiest chandelier in the world.


The fountain at Inspiration Point.


One of the dollhouses. There are much bigger ones than this.


Creepy.


This is made out of ivory.





Queen Elizabeth II and her crown.

Buckingham Palace.


So that was my vacation.

Cheese Face out.