RANDOM QUESTIONS: POST 6

Good evening. I'm your host, the Cheese Face.

Random questions 1: x+y=10. If y is 2 what is x?
Answer: x=8

Random Question 2: What is the combination of keys to use to make the Apple an a Mac?
Answer: Press everything I say except the pluses: shift+option+k and that should equal .

Random Question 3: A bird is flying south. A train leaves Cincinnati. You are eating mac 'n' cheese. What time does the beaver arrive for your monthy furnace repair?
Answer: 12:30 PM; Cheesecakian Standard Time.

Random Question 4 (part 1): What is your name?
Answer: Cheese Face of Cheesecakia.
RQ4(Pt 2): What is your quest?
Answer: To have a wicked awesome N.Y.E. Festival.
RQ4 (Pt 3): What is your favorite color?
Answer: Red.

That last one was (ahem) was from Monty Python.

Cheese Face out.

It's Almost Here!

The New Year's Eve Festival is almost here! 3 more days! That means you guys have to vote on Best of the Year categories, like best song, best movie, and whatnot, in this time period. Why so short? Well, let's see? IT'S DECEMBER! I was busy with the holidays! But 3 days are better than 1 right? RIGHT? Right.

Cheese Face out.

Happy Holidays!

Well, it is Christmas Eve. But what do the people who don't celebrate Christmas call it? I guess it's just another Thursday. But no worries cuz here comes the Mega Holiday Carol!

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year!

We wish you a happy Hanukkah
We wish you a happy Hanukkah
We wish you a happy Hanukkah
And a happy New Year!

We wish you a happy Kwanzaa
We wish you a happy Kwanzaa
We wish you a happy Kwanzaa
And a happy New Year!

We wish you a happy holidays
We wish you a happy holidays
We wish you a happy holidays
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Merry Christmas and Season's Greetings from Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese, my Cheesecakian apprentice.

Cheese Face (and Mr. Cheese) out.

The Prancie Test

Well, 90% of the girls at school are "snobbish pink clones" or "Prancies" as I call them. You know the type of girls who have the black eye liner all around their eyes, ridiculously sparkly eye shadow, bright Aréopostale shirt, gray sweatpants, that redundant ponytail with headband look, and brown Uggs. Well don't be scared. OK be scared, 'cuz almost every single girl in my Science class look like that. Me, and my friends Senora Fudgehead and M., are the only one who don't look like that.

So how do you know if YOU, the faithful readers if The Cheese Face Page know if you are considered a prancie? Just take this test.

1. Uggs or Airwalks?
2. A LOT of makeup or just a little bit?
3. Aréopostale or Hot Topic?
4. TV Guide scandals or George Lopez marathon on CW?
5. Miley Cyrus music or Browse more iTunes songs?
6. The-N or Nicktoons?
   

If you answered most of the second choices then congratulations! You are an individual.
BUT if you answered most of the first choices, then look around you! You are a clone!
There is a third option. If you answered equal parts of both first and second choices,or you had to answer neither for a question then just consider yourself, "unique" and I mean that in an unsarcastic way

Now get out of here.

Cheese Face out.

DISCLAIMER-- IF YOU LIKE THE FIRST CHOICE BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE COOL, THEN THAT'S JUST FINE. HOWEVER, IF YOU LIKE THE FIRST CHOICES BECAUSE YOU WANT THE "COOL KIDS" TO LIKE YOU, THEN GET A SENSE OF STYLE OF YOUR OWN YOU POSER!

Cheese Face vs. The Logic Bomb

Welcome to a very special post of The Cheese Face Page. Today I will use my mad skillz in an attempt to take down the Logic Bomb. Let's get logical.

Me: Say you were shopping and someone came in with a gun and ordered you to empty your wallet of all cash. Would you do it.

Logic Bomb: That depends.

M: On what?

LB: What if I had no cash.

M: OK, anything of monetary value.

LB: But if I give him a credit card he might steal my identity.

M: Why are you implying it's a him?

LB: Well most robbers are guys.

M: MOST! Not all.

LB: Back to the question at hand. No I wouldn't do it.

M: Gun was loaded an aimed for your head?

LB: Only to keep from getting killed.

M: New question. Let's say you were driving and the guy behind you rear-ended you. Whose fault was it.

LB: The other dude's.

M: He rear-ended you because of black ice.

LB: No one's. It was an act of God.

M: He slipped on the ice because he was speeding.

LB: Then the other dude's. He shouldn't have been speeding.

M: New question. You are working for the FBI as a cyber-geek to crack all if any encryptions. Your task is to crack the hardest one. What is your strategy?

LB: Use a logic bomb.

M: No comment.

LB: New question. While you where walking you dog, you witnessed a hit-and-run accident. Police take you in for questioning. Do they or do they not consider you a suspect?

M: Not a suspect. I witnessed it, I reported it, I gave the info. No suspect would do that because they were the ones who caused it and therefore know ALL the details and in turn that would get them arrested.

LB: No comment.

M: Anything else?

LB: No comment.

I win! I beat the Logic Bomb with Pure Logic!

Cheese Face out.

New Year's Eve Festival!

Ahoy! This is about the first ever New Year's Eve Festival! Be here when I blog to you at midnight. And don't miss the super-special performance guest Mr. Cheese has booked! So be here 'cuz it all starts in 11 days! Don't miss it! I don't care if your at your grandmother's house with no Inter-web access, don't miss it! Oh, and there will be some guest bloggers too! Like the Impaler and Auntie Wilma, and S.J.B.!

Cheese Face out!

Everybody Hates Us

Yes, I know the title is a parody of Everybody Hates Chris. But that's not what I'm concerned about. Let me explain. Apparently, the CPS people were to lazy to call the Infinite Prez and tell her and her family that there will be no school. So without that knowledge, we show up at the front of the building and there is no one there. So we go home. Man, this is like an Everybody Hates Chris episode where Chris is the only one to show up for school.

The year was 2009. My home in Cheeseland was average. Well almost average.

That's all I got so far. It's a work in progress.

Cheese Face out.

Newsflash from Cheese Face

Well good morning readers! I bring you news. It is snowing in Cheeseland causing... NO SCHOOL! Oh how the children of Cheeseland roam the the city with their sleds and whatnot. THIS JUST IN... (Doppler radar sound) It has snowed 6-12 inches just like the weather guy said! Hooray for the honest weatherman! Well I must go, for I want to go down the WICKED HILLS of Cheeseland High!


Cheese Face out.

Goodbye, Mr. Monk

Today was the final episode of Monk. And frankly, I'm going to miss that crazy, OCD detective. So, goodbye Monk, it was a good show.

(starts weeping)
I can't believe it's over! WHY THEY GOT TO DO THIS TO ME!?! Sorry lost my cool there for a sec.

Goodbye, Monk.

Cheese Face out.