It's the day we've all been waiting for. THE END! OF! THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I've heard several reports from New Zealand saying that they've all died. Good news, there's wifi in Hell and Lucifer looks like Mark Pellegrino!
Reports from Australia state that kangaroos are burning down the cities and drop bears are falling from the sky.
I've no idea what's happening in Japan.
I will try to keep you, the readers, updated as the world perishes one time zone at a time.
BREAKING NEWS: New Zealanders have said that the world didn't end.
Australia reports that kangaroos haven't burned down the cities and drop bears have yet to rain down upon them. They were just hallucinations caused by the heat of the Australian summer.
I still have no clue about Japan though.
Rest easy, folks. We'll live to see another day.
Who are my sources, you cry? A journalist never reveals their sources.
(They were sarcastic text posts from tumblr shhh don't tell the Facebook Peasants)
Cheese Face out.
