Random Questions Special Edition 1

Today we will inteview someone so important to the world that it might implode, my neighbor, Bob. Just kidding, it's my near and dear fried frayed friend, the one, the only, SENORA FUDGEHEAD!!!!!!!

(And yes, these are the fantastic Fudgehead's answers.)

Random Question 1: What is your favorite color?

Answer: Purple.

Random Question 2: What is the best vacation you've ever been on?

Answer:When I went to Oklahoma in '08. I went to a mall 3 or 4 times bigger than the one here and had a huge waterpark.

Random Question 3: What is your favorite Italian restaurant?
Answer: I love the pizza at Grisanti's.

Random Questions 4: If you were stuck on a desert island and could only say one sentence or else you'd be dipped in boiling oil what would you say?
Answer: I would convince the natives that I am a god and that if they kill me , my father would bestow thousands of years of torture upon their tribe and would bring great bounty to their enemy's.

See, some of my friends are normal.

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Fancy Soda

I have purchased fancy Japanese soda called Ramune (pronounced RA-mune-ay). Oh, my God, it's insanely good. I got the strawberry flavor. How did I come across this extremely awesome find, you ask? It all started at school. One of my friends, who love all things made in Japan, brought her fancy soda to school to share with us. So we each went and got small paper cups from the ice cream machine in the lunch line and poured some of the carbonated liquids into our cups. Where can you find Ramune? At your local Rocket Fizz.

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20 Things: You Didn't Know Were Illegal

Who would want to break the law? I mean, is stealing that new XBox Kinect really worth prison time? NO! So here are 20 laws that you never new existed. I dare you to break one and see what happens.

1.In Alabama, it is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
2.In Arizona, it is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
3.In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle unless the target is a whale. (So if you were idling in your fancy pickup, feel free to shoot.)
4.In Rehoboth, Connecticut it is illegal to whisper in church.
5.In Florida it is illegal to put livestock on a school bus.
6.In Hawaii, twins may not work for the same company.
7. It's against the law to gargle in public in Louisiana.
8.You can't wear a goatee without a special permit in Massachusetts
9.In Whitehall, Montana it is illegal to operate a vehicle with icepicks attached to the wheels.
10.In Las Vegas, Nevada, one can't pawn one's dentures.
11.In North Dakota, one can't fall asleep with your shoes on.
12.In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on a Sunday. (There are whales there?!?)
13.In Newport, Rhode Island, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.
14.It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota.
15.Birds have the right of way on highways in Utah.
16.In Victoria, Virginia, it is illegal to skate down Main Street.
17.In Washington, all lollipops are banned. (Oooh that sucks on Halloweenies.)
18.In West Virginia, roadkill can't be taken home for dinner.
19.It's illegal to cut a woman's hair in Wisconsin.
20. It's illegal to wear a hat in a theater or public place or amusement that blocks another person's view in Wyoming.

What?

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Parry Gripp Madness! !=0!

Yes, I just made up the !=0! emoticon. It shall mean AWESPIC. Yes, don't you contradict me or I'll kill you. =) But, I have just now self-diagnosed myself with Parry Gripp Madness. Its symptoms include, but is not limited to: random singing-check, bursting into dance-check, quoting songs-check, having an insane adoration for small, furry animals-check, Googling yourself-big check. Just go to parrygripp.com. Or better yet click the linky in Awesome Webby-Sites.

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LOOK IT!!

Look it what I made over a period of 3 days:

Isn't awesome? And I'm usually not that good at drawing.

Go to youtube and look up Roy G. Biv They Might Be Giants to compare.

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20 Things: To Say to Annoy the Pizza Guy

Welcome! This is 20 Things. The Pizza Guy is one of the most loved and hated people of America Cheesecakia.

Loved Example: "Oh, JOY! He's here!!"
Hated Example: "THIS SHOULD OF BEEN HERE IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS!"

Thus proving my point. Here are 20 things you can do to annoy the crap out of the dude/dudette who takes your call.

1. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
2. Answer their questions with questions.
3. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
4. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred".
5. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
6. Rent a pizza.
7. Stutter on the letter 'p'.
8. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther away from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back in place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Tell them to double-check that the pizza is, in fact, dead.
11. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
12. Play a sitar in the background.
13. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
14. Use CB lingo where applicable.
15. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
16. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting".
17. Learn to correctly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
18. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where available.
19.Put them on hold.
20. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit, can't-hack-it, pimple-faced gofer.

Try it and see what happens.

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Chatting With the TSA: Installment 1

I have emailed the TSA because there are so many questions in my head. Here's what I wrote: Hi! I was wondering why we can bring 4 3-ounce containers, but not 1 12-ounce containers onto an airplane. One of my friends says that it is stupid math. Also, are you allowed to bring an *empty* 12-ounce container onto a plane. Say, like, an environmental-activist is boarding the plane and he/she has a plastic bottle that they keep for good luck because it's one less plastic bottle in a landfill. Suspicious story, yes, but just thought I'd ask because it could happen.

Sincerely,
The Outside-the-box thinker

And here's what they said: "Thank you for your email message. Liquids and gels may be brought through the checkpoint in any container, providing that the container is 3.4 ounces or smaller in volume. This container should be placed in a one quart, transparent, plastic bag along with any other liquids, gels or aerosols the passenger wishes to bring through the checkpoint. The passenger should note, however, that Transportation Security Officers have discretion to not permit any items through the checkpoint which they judge to be a possible threat to aviation safety. -TSA Contact Center." Well that sort of answered my question. I'll write them again and post the response here.

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20 Things: You'll Never Need to Know

This is 20 Things, a new segment on The Cheese Face Page. This week, 20 facts you'll probably never need unless trying to impress family.

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The citrus soda, 7-Up, was created in 1929; '7' was selected for the original 7-ounce containers and 'up' for the direction of the bubbles.
3.Barbies full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. 101 Dalmations, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney films where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.
5.The word "samba" means "to rub navels together".
6. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
7. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
8. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
9. Reindeers like to eat bananas.
10. In 1912, a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all while blowing their horns and shooting off flares.
11. Most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
12. An 18th century German named Matthew Birchinger played 4 musical instruments, including bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the most famous magician in his day, performing tricks with the cup and ball that have never been explained. Yet Birchinger has no arms, legs, thighs, and was less that 29 inches tall.
13. It's illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
14. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
15.In 1778, fashionable women in Paris never went out in blustery weather without a lightning rod strapped to their hats.
16. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 ft.
17. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same forward and backward: Ex: "Red rum, sir, is murder"; "Ma is as selfless as I am"; "A man, a plan, a canal- Panama", "Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!", and "He lived as a devil, eh?"
18. Tom Sawyer was the first book written on a typewriter.
19. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12, 345, 678, 987,654,321
20. Statues in parks: If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one leg in the air, the person died from wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

This has been 20 Things. Now, go impress your Great-aunt Agatha.

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