RANDOM QUESTIONS: POST 1

Good evening and welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, The Cheese Face.

RANDOM QUESTION 1:
Did Sam V. really move to New York to be on a play on Broadway?
Answer: Not likely.

RANDOM QUESTION 2:
Where is my jelly bar?!?
Answer: What jelly bar am I speaking of!?! I don't have a jelly bar. I am the master of cheese not overly sweetened fruit!

RANDOM QUESTION 3:
What does the G stand for in GIR?
Answer: "I don't know."

RANDOM QUESTION 4:
WHY?!? WHY, I ASK, DID MY SCHOOL CHANGE TO 'LAND O LAKES'?
Answer: Why?

Well that's it for Random Questions. That's not the piont. Well, then, what IS the point? Wait, I'm going insane! I've finally Cracked my cheese covered cracker! (More cheese humor.)


Cheese Face out.

Noooo

From the title, Noooo could mean anything. For instance: Noooo not the milk! Now it is land o lakes! Or just plain NOOOOOO!!

But actually, I am ticked. Irked if you will. Know WHY?!? I am irked? Because.

Lemme take you back to the first day of school. What? You're surprised that the Infinite Prez of Cheesecakia goes to SCHOOL?!?! Well don't be. I go to school because I like to learn. So there! So the V.P. at our school, or as the Impaler and I call him, The Evil One in a Trench Coat, told us that we have to have 2 fire drills in the first 2 weeks of school. I don't think he EVER mentioned that they had to be UNPLANNED! The first fire drill was DEFINITELY unplanned. Even Evil was surprised. The second one, well the student body was surprised and so was my gym teacher who I will call, for the sake of his privacy, Mr. N. But, with my I.P. powers, I could tell that Evil was smugly smirking.

Yeah I am irked.

Cheese Face out.

My iPod

Being an Infinite Prez and judging by the title you may be wondering "The Cheese Face has an iPod?" Well yes and no.

Why do I answer both? Well for one I don't actually have an iPod. No. Nada. Zip. Zilch. But instead I have an MP3 player. Now I know that's not an iPod, but that's not even half of my ever extending music archive. As for the 'yes' part, well the "music archive" is my brain. Yep. You read it. My brain. My brain is my iPod. Now I bet you're wondering if my cheese fell off my cracker. =). Cheese humor. Always a good laugh. But anyways, if I here a song long enough to memorize the lyrics then the song becomes lodged into my iPod. Yep.

And since I'm on the subject of music my favorite band is......


TROUT FISHIN' IN AMERICA!!

Yep. My fave band ever. Favorite song written by them? What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee.
That's the name of the song. Lyrics? Go to http://youtube.com/ and look up What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee.

Cheesecakia's History

So, The Cheese Face has returned to blogger to blog. My new blog? Cheesecakia's history.

CHEESECAKIA--

OVERVIEW: Cheesecakia is right where the upper half Luxembourg (lux EM burg) use to be. So like right in between France and Germany. Land area is 499.3 sq. mi. Cheesecakia's capital and largest city is Cheeseland with a population of 4,676 people. Cheesecakia became a country in early 2009, so like in April, after Luxembourg Kindly gave half of their tiny country to me. And yes I do mean kindly.
Cheesecakia's national anthem is "Hail Cheesecakia, The Great". Cheese Face was elected Infinite Prez in May 2009, by the natives to the former half of Luxembourg.
The U.S. of A. gave half of Guam as a gift to help Cheesecakia prosper as a country.

ECONOMY: The people of Cheescakia make their living mostly by farming whatever grew there when it was still part of Luxembourg. (I don't want to get into specifics mostly 'cuz that would take forever.) Cheeseland has one major manufacturing company which produces Cheesecakes.

FUN FACTS:

National food: the Classic Cheesecake
National Bird: Northern Cardinal
National Tree: Cherry Bark Oak (Quecus Falcata)

Lyrics to National Anthem:

Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh Cheesecakia! Your my favorite place.
We love you from your big trees
to the busy cities.
Oh, Cheesecakia.
Hail Cheescakia.

Hail Cheesecakia the great.
Oh how we guide her to the way.
We guide her through thick and thin,
'til the very end.
Oh Cheesecakia.
Hail Cheesecakia.




DISCLAIMER-- FOR ALL OF YOU SLACKERS OUT THERE LET THIS BE A WARNING.
DO NOT USE THIS POST JUST TO GET AN EASY "A" ON A REPORT ON A COUNTRY. SADLY, TEACHERS HAVE NOT HEARD OF CHEESECAKIA AND WILL NOT ACCEPT A PAPER ON IT. ALSO IF YOU COPY IT WORD FOR WORD IT IS CALLED PLAGIARISM AND YOU CAN BE FINED IF NOT JAILED. OR BOTH.

Cheesecakia's National Dictionary

So like any country I too have a language. It is called Cheeselish. If you ever encounter me and need to know what I'm saying look here. But if you ever encounter cheese and look here ask yourself this: "Am I suffering from Extreme Stupidity?" If you aren't suffering from E.S. then you'll know that I'm not really made of cheese! But if you are suffering from E.S., then call you doctor 'cuz you have just confirmed that you have the first stage of E.S. Together, we may not find a cure. But anyway, the dictionary is waiting.


Word: Jank (adj.)
Meaning: lame, stupid, suckish
Sentence: That's JANK.

Word: Ehhhh (noise)
Meaning: I don't wanna do that
Sentence: EHHHHH.

Word: Lame-o (noun)
Meaning: One who is lame
Sentence: The Evil One in a Trench Coat is a LAME-O.

Word: Hobknocker (noun)
Meaning: 'K so you've heard Hobknocker on Icarly but still, it mean mischeivious goblin
Sentence: Wade Collins is a HOBKNOCKER!

Word: Spee (adj)
Meaning: Happy
Sentence: I is SPEE*!

Word:Splee (adj.)
Meaning: Very happy
Sentence: I IS SPLEE*!!!
So basically that's the dictionary.

Edit 12/11/10**:

Word: Squee (noise)
Meaning: OMG! Actually it's the noise I make when I hear a They Might Be Giants song. Or something. Just click the link.
Sentence: *SQUEE*

Word: Chiz (noun)
Meaning: stuff; can be euphemism for 'crap'
Sentence: What the CHIZ?!

Word: RAWR (verb)
Meaning: roar
Sentence: I RAWR you.


Cheese Face out
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PLEASE NOTE: ALL CHEESELISH WORDS ARE CAPITALIZED. WHY? 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

*Though SPEE and SPLEE may have somewhat similar meanings, they are two different words
**Dictionary subject to change at any notice.

The Physical: A Story About How and Why I Was Impaled

Well, if you've read The Impaler's blog, I'm not about to be impaled by her.
But instead, the evil one called the "Healer Guy" or as you mortals know him by: the doctor.

See I'm s'possed to get a whole bunch of shots to make that the Infinite Prez of Cheesecakia does not fall ill, but I know from a semi-reliable source that he is planning something more devious, something more sinister than even I can imagine: my demotion from Infinite Prez to Dowdy Secretary.

This is how it worked: At precisely 2:30 P.M., the person came to do these things that normally take place. Then he then he gave me the shots. Nothing happened really. but that was Wednesday. Today is Thursday and I can already feel my downfall begin. Firs by weakening the arms, then hands and fingers,(so I can't type) then, the stomach, and the rest of the body.

NO, I can't become dowdy! Anything but that!

Cheese Face out.
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