Cheesecakia's History

So, The Cheese Face has returned to blogger to blog. My new blog? Cheesecakia's history.

CHEESECAKIA--

OVERVIEW: Cheesecakia is right where the upper half Luxembourg (lux EM burg) use to be. So like right in between France and Germany. Land area is 499.3 sq. mi. Cheesecakia's capital and largest city is Cheeseland with a population of 4,676 people. Cheesecakia became a country in early 2009, so like in April, after Luxembourg Kindly gave half of their tiny country to me. And yes I do mean kindly.
Cheesecakia's national anthem is "Hail Cheesecakia, The Great". Cheese Face was elected Infinite Prez in May 2009, by the natives to the former half of Luxembourg.
The U.S. of A. gave half of Guam as a gift to help Cheesecakia prosper as a country.

ECONOMY: The people of Cheescakia make their living mostly by farming whatever grew there when it was still part of Luxembourg. (I don't want to get into specifics mostly 'cuz that would take forever.) Cheeseland has one major manufacturing company which produces Cheesecakes.

FUN FACTS:

National food: the Classic Cheesecake
National Bird: Northern Cardinal
National Tree: Cherry Bark Oak (Quecus Falcata)

Lyrics to National Anthem:

Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh Cheesecakia! Your my favorite place.
We love you from your big trees
to the busy cities.
Oh, Cheesecakia.
Hail Cheescakia.

Hail Cheesecakia the great.
Oh how we guide her to the way.
We guide her through thick and thin,
'til the very end.
Oh Cheesecakia.
Hail Cheesecakia.




DISCLAIMER-- FOR ALL OF YOU SLACKERS OUT THERE LET THIS BE A WARNING.
DO NOT USE THIS POST JUST TO GET AN EASY "A" ON A REPORT ON A COUNTRY. SADLY, TEACHERS HAVE NOT HEARD OF CHEESECAKIA AND WILL NOT ACCEPT A PAPER ON IT. ALSO IF YOU COPY IT WORD FOR WORD IT IS CALLED PLAGIARISM AND YOU CAN BE FINED IF NOT JAILED. OR BOTH.