The Cheesey Awards!

Hey, hey, hey! It's time to play! It's that time of year again, the time where we here at Cheesecakian Studios honor the things in life that aren't widely known. Yep, the Cheesey Awards.

The first category is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled By Unicorns
Hyperbole and a Half
My Milk Toof
Books of Adam

And the winners are Impaled By Unicorns, Hyperbole and a Half, and My Milk Toof!

Up next is Favorite TV Show.
The nominees are:
iCarly
Doctor Who
Spongebob Squarepants
NCIS

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

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And the winner of Favorite TV Show is... Doctor Who! And no, I did not vote, due to being called a fixed contest if I had (and we all know "Who" I'd vote for), and limited computer access.

And the next category is Favorite Song.
The nominees are:
I Gotta Feeling
Sweet Child of Mine
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

And the victor of this category is Sweet Child of Mine! That song has been stuck in my head for quite some time now...

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The penultimate category is Favorite Book Series.
The nominees are:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Twilight
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

The results are in and the champion of  Favorite Book Series is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Our last category of the day (audience: awwww) is Favorite Movie.
The nominees:
The Green Hornet
Gnomeo and Juliet
I am Number Four
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

And the winner is I Am Number Four!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cheese has not prepared a Fantastical Stunt for this show and will not be performing one. He'll try harder for next season. But now for some honorary winners.

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Ginger
Sidney G.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend
Emma-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Blogger
Shae S.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Rebecca F.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Ashton F.-- FFF and Awesome Ginger
The Fans-- for reading this blog and making this all worth while.

Cheese Face out.