The Cheesey Awards! (Post 4)

As promised, TCA's are here. Those of you reading this will not be called an L7. Yay for you! All right, I think I've stalled long enough. Let's get down to business.

First category is Favorite TV show.
Nominees:

Victorious
iCarly
Mythbusters
Good Eats
Penguins of Madagascar
Planet Earth/Life
Big Time Rush

And the winner is....

Umm, maybe I should way winners because sabes que it's a tie between Mythbusters and Penguins. w00t.

Up next is Favorite Movie

Nominees:

How to Train Your Dragon
Clash of The Titans (old or new)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

And the winner is Clash of The Titans! Good, cuz I kinda like that newer version. *Let it be know that my parents are gonna totally be me up over this*

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Next category is Best Commercial!

Nominees:

'Cuz I'm a Pothole
How You Did That
Keep Your Hands Off My Doritos

And the winner is...cof...cof. cof, cof, hack, hack, gobble, gobble... Excuse me, allergy season bugs me. Anyways, the winner of Best Commercial is.... CUZ I'M A POTHOLE!

Next up, is WORST Commercial.

Nominees:

Snuggies
ShamWOW/SlapChop
Emery Cat

And the winner, err, we mean loser is Snuggies and Emery Cat! Considering thisis the first time this has been a category on TCA that's wonderful! The tie is, that is.

And now, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

Mr. Cheese speaking:

Good evening fellow viewers. We at Cheesecakian Studios are super excited because today we are going to make history. The first ever ummm, the first ever what? I don't know what I'm Doing cuz Cheese Face never TOLD me what I'm doing. OK, improv, improv, oh, yes this will do.
The first ever piece of cheese sent to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! OK, we wet the cheese because a bubble will pop if something non-wet touches it. Blow the bubble and IT'S IN! And now, we wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and IT'S THERE! We have sent the first piece of cheese to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! Thank you and good night. Back to you Cheese Face.

Thank you, Mr. C. Finally it has to come to an end. The final category of TCA.

Best Blog

Nominees:

Impaled By Unicorns
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Wilma Knows All
BizzaroBlog

You voted and the winners are.....
IMPALED BY UNICORNS AND BIZZAROBLOG! Yay! The 4th win by the Impaler and the first for Bizzaro comic creator Dan Piraro!

And now for some honorary winners:

Hannah L.-Fried Frayed Friend
Miki F.-F.F.F.
Sidney G.- F.F.F.
Jessie M.-F.F.F.
The Impaler-F.F.F and for participating in the Cheeseys
Auntie Wilma- F.F.F. and for participating in the Cheeseys
Dan Piraro- Being an awesome cartoonist
Senora Fudgehead-F.F.F.
Bobbins Kayla-F.F.F
Jaden R.- F.F.F.
AND TO THE FANS- Thank you guys for making this all possible! You guys are the best.

Thank you to all the non L7s and Good Night.

Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese out.