Happy Birthday, Dear Blog, Happy Birthday to YOU

Yep. Uh-huh. That's right. Today is my blog-o-versary. My blog birthday. My, uh, *insert creative name here*. One year ago today, I was at my grandparents' house and I had done something. Something so fantastic that it has changed the world. I give you: THE LEGEND OF THE CHEESE FACE!

The Ledgend of The Cheese Face

Sup. It's me, The Cheese Face. Now, my face isn't REALLY made of cheese. It's just a nickname I got from my friends. I remember it like it was yesterday.

(Wavy flashback mode)

It was 4th period Math class. My class was learning about proportions or somethin' like that.
We, as a class, were working on this math problem where you were s'possed find out how fast this Olympic speed skater was going. The answer? 10mps (meters per second). so I said "My face can't stand the G's!" But my friend Maddie thought I said cheese and was like "your face is made of CHEESE?!" I tried explaining but she kept calling me Cheese Face.

I gotta go before my sisters kill themselves.

Ah, yes. Good times. Well, yeah, I should go before my sisters kill themselves.

Cheese Face out.