The Cheesey Awards

The Cheesey Awards are back and "cheddar" than ever. Heh, heh, cheese humor. Anyways, you have just tuned in to the finest awards ceremony on this side of the International Date Line. Who said so? Oh, just a little turtle from Mall of America, USA, named MR. NEMETZ! You must listen to him, or you shall pay....

Let's get on with the awards, shall we?

So, here are the nominees for FAVORITE MOVIE:
Avatar
Toy Story 3
Eclipse
The Last Airbender

And the winner is... The Last Airbender! Yay! Take that movie critics who say the movie is "lame".

Up next is Favorite Female Singer.
Nominees:
Lady GaGa
Beyonce
Other

You voted, and the winner is, Other. Go other females who I haven't named due to lack of knowledge of existence or otherwise! You know who you are.

The next category is Favorite Male Singer.
Nominees:
Justin Bieber
Adam Lambert
Parry Gripp
Other

The winner is, Parry Gripp! Yeah, it was a close call, with Adam Lambert with 4 votes.

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Anyways, the next category is Favorite Song.

Nominees:

Last Train to Awesometown

Baby
Telephone
This is My Ringtone

And the winner is, Last Train to Awesometown! Yeah! To quote one comment on YouTube, "Best use of auto tune EVER!"

And now the results of Favorite Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Metallica
Trout Fishing in America
Black Eyed Peas

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

Mr. Cheese speaking:

Boy, are we in for a treat tonight. Today we are going to rewrite history by defying gravity. Sure we could send Cheese Face into space, but that is longer and cheating. Nope, we are going to put Cheese Face in to a huge Fushigi ball. Like 300 times the size of a regular Fushigi, maybe more. OK, she is stepping into the ball and we shut the door. Don't worry there is plenty of oxygen in there. And now we cut the rope holding it down and she is floating off. Now, because we can't ACTUALLY send Cheese Face into space, the following is CGI animated. What, that's not cheating, that's redefined objectives. We said we were going to rewrite history, we never said it wasn't going to be animated. Well, maybe we can not put this in the record books. Back to you, Cheese Face.

OK, now the results of Favorite Band. You voted and the winners are The Beatles and TFIA! w00t.

And now for the results for Best Blog.
Nominees:
Impaled by Unicorns
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
BizarroBlog
Joe's Alter Ego

And the winners of Best Blog are... The Mind of Steve Joe Bob and BizarroBlog!

Well, join us three months from now. Congratulations to all the winners.

Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese out.