Stats

I just found out that Blogger has added a "Stats" bar in the dashboard and the tabs you see when posting. HOLY CRAP, I HAD NO IDEA! I've been looking at my stats and saw my audience. I'll give you the numbers:

United States: 310

United Kingdom: 19

Russia: 19

Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])

China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)

Taiwan: 4

Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)

Germany: 2

Denmark: 2

Latvia: 2

Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...

Cheese Face out.

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