The Cheesey Awards

Yo-yo ma and welcome to the first anniversary Cheesey Award! It was one year ago I awkwardly came up with something that would affect the rest of this blog forEVER. So let's get started.

Favorite TV Show results:
Nominees:
Victorious
Spongebob
Penguins of Madagascar
Invader ZIM
Mythbusters

And the winner is... actually the winners are Penguins of Madagascar, Invader ZIM, and Mythbusters! *Plays awards ceremony music*

The next category is Favorite Commercial.
The Nominees:
RED ONE!
'Cuz I'm a Pothole
Paste for Sock
The Pythagorist... Before That, uh, Theorem

The winner is Cuz I'm a Pothole and The Pythagorist and that other stuff I said. THEOREM!

And now a commercial break.

Hey you! Yes you! Are you tired of playing with wet sand! No? Well you should be! Because we've got something better! Introducing Water SiO2! That's right! Silicon dioxide that never gets wet! You can call 1-888-WTRSIO2 and order yours for only 1999.99!

What do you do after school? Eat? Do chores? Rot your brain? Well if you want to have a life after elementary school stop doing those things! Get out and play an hour a day! Mr. Cheese: I pity the moron.

Well, that was entertaining wasn't it?

Next category is Favorite Song.
Nominees:
Eleanor Rigby
Particle Man
Roy G. Biv
Last Train to Awesometown

And the winner is... Particle Man! "Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can..."

The pigeonhole up next is Most Random Thing to Say When Talking to Your Grandmother
Nominees:
CHEETOES?!?!
Oh, well that happened...
RYAN SEACREST!!
OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!!

aND ThE wiNNeRs aRe Oh, well that happened..., RYAN SEACREST!!, and OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!

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Oh, yes. That sounds awesome. FULL CIRCLE!

Up next is Favorite Sport.
Nominees:
Cricket
Golf
Baseball/Softballs
Curling
Tennis
Archery

You voted, so Mr. Nemetz won't hate you, maybe, but the winner is Archery! Yes! My school's team has been #1 for like ever.

Favorite KCA Host.
Nominees:
Jack Black
Kevin James
Dwayne Johnson
Ben Stiller

And the winner will be announced after a soapbox speech written by the always cute, rarely wet, and promptly prompt MR. NEMETZ!

Mr. Nemetz speaking:

The Gulf coast. That is where that horrible, sticky black stuff, oil as you may call it, is at. We need to get our act together. 'Kay? Cuz I used to live there before I lived at the MoA. Yeah, so clean it up. Get it sealed, 'kay Mr. EPA Executive. skdjvnhajvhnasdlfkjvsdk.vj nalkjdhga!

And the winner of Favorite KCA Host is James Black and Kevin Jack. No! Jack Black and Kevin James! Yeah!

Favorite Movie results are in.
Nominees:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

And the winner is Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Up next is Favorite Female singer.
Nominees:
Ke$ha
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus
Charlotte Martin

The winner is Charlotte Martin!

Favorite Male Singer
Nominees:
Justin Bieber
Micheal Jackson
Adam Lambert

And the winner of Favorite Male Singer is Micheal Jackson. If he weren't dead, he'd be really excited.

And now for Mr. Cheese's FANTASTICAL STUNT!!!

Well, here in Cheesecakian Studios we have the greatest thing planned. We're gonna go back in time. Really! Nope, we're not. But we did get you excited didn't we. Instead we will make the world's largest bubble! Yeah, not really. I, uh, I don't know... um... back to you Cheese Face.

Mr. Cheese you have sucked for the last time. It's the first anniversary of the Cheeseys and you had to make it suck. No worries, it's always fun watching someone mess up. :0/

Our penultimate category is Favorite Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Metallica
They Might Be Giants
Linkin Park

And the penultimate winner of the penultimate category is THE BEATLES! woo-hoo!

And last but not least Favorite Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
BizarroBlog
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Your Friendly Neighborhood Goth

and the winner is IMPALED BY UNICORNS! DAH-DA-DA- DAH DA-DA DA-DA DA DAH DA-DA! FRIENDLY MUSIC!

And now for the Honorary Winners.

Emma-- Favorite Blog, FFF, Fellow Cellist

Micah F.-- FFF

Sidney G.-- FFF

Jessie M.-- FFF

Shae S.-- FFF

Rebecca F.-- FFF

Senora Fudgehead-- FFF

All de Nominees-- for participating in the Cheeseys.

Thank you and good NIGHT.

Cheese Face out.