Yo-la peoples of Earth with Internet access! You are now reading The Cheese Face Page. Sit down with your fried frayed friends( or as you Americans who OBSESSIVELY text say, BFFs) and enjoy this fine blog.
The day has come! IT'S THE SEMI-ANNUAL CHEESEY AWARDS**! OK, I may sound like an overly preppy, stuck up teen star, but I'm not. I'm just psyched for the Cheeseys.
Now before we begin, it's time to sing the Cheesecakian national anthem.
Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh Cheesecakia! Your my favorite place.
We love you from your big trees
To the busy cities.
Hail Cheesecakia!
Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh, how we guide her to the way.
We help her through thick and thin.
Til the very end.
Hail Cheesecakia!
OK, here we go.
Our first category is: Best Blog.
Your Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns; impalersblog.blogspot.com
Wilma Knows All; wilmaknowsall.blogspot.com
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob; stevejoebob.blogspot.com
You voted, and the winner is..... Holy splee! It's a tie between Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All! Congrats!
Our next category is: Most Awesomest Band.
Your nominees:
Trout Fishing in America
The Beatles
Parry Gripp*
The winner is... PARRY GRIPP*! Congats, Mr. Gripp.
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And we're Back. Quick little recap, we have announced the winners for Best Blog are Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All, and the winner for Most Awesomest Band is Parry Gripp*!
Third category is: Best Kids' Choice Awards host.
Your Nominees:
Jack Black (2006, 2008)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (2009)
Ben Stiller (2005)
The results are in and you chose.... Jack Black!
Our fourth and FINAL category is: Best Way to Hold a Fundraiser.
But Before we tell you the results, let's go to Mr. Cheese outside on the Yellow Carpet.
(Mr. Cheese speaking)
Well, Cheese Face, today we are making History. We are going to see what would happen if you were to drop a 2 ton Ball of Silly Putty off the roof of This McDonald's building! Yeah! With the help of the over-sized forklift, we are able to load the GIGANTIC egg onto the roof. I have just now received word that the egg is off and now we push. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... PUSH! HOLY SPLEE-VILLE! WE HAVE JUST MADE THE BALL GO UP 10 FEET and come crashing down to the cement were it has exploded into a large pile of goo!
Thank you, Mr. Cheese. And now, your nominees for Best Way to Hold a Fundraiser are:
Car Wash
Magazine sales
selling chocolates
AND NOW THE WINNER IS..... CAR WASH!
Thank you for reading and good night!
*Parry Gripp though technically not a band, still makes song and therefore qualifies him for the winner.
**The Cheesey Awards do not actually hand out awards, but instead is a symbol of appreciation.
this is the impaler, but I am speaking on behalf of Steve Joe Bob. She says even though she didn't win, it was an honor just to be nominated. Aw, what a good sport she is... Mostly.
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