18 February 2010

The Cheesey Awards!

Well, it's a little later than promised but I was sick on Monday so... yeah. ANYWAY, I'm better now. So, the Cheeseys will consist of results, hilariously outrageous commercial, more results and Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. And the newly established Giving of the Honorary Cheeseys. w00t.

First category is Best YouTube Sensation!
Nominees:
Parry Gripp
(fluff)Friends
LikeTheHat

The winner is... Parry Gripp! Yeah, alright, he so awEsome!
I didn't mean to caps the e, but it works. IT DOES!

Next category is Best Sprt. Best sORT. BEST SPORT! There.
Nominees:
Golf
Basketball
Bowling

And the winner... will be announced right after this!

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And we're back. We left off with you guessing the winner of Best Sport.
The winner is... oh well THAT doesn't surprise me. The winner is Bowling. Who would of thunk it. Thought it. Thinked it?

And now for Best Commercial.
Nominees:
ShamWOW (ShamWOOHOO for those in the know)
Snuggie
SlapChop
KidzBop 17

And the winner is ShamWOW!

Next on our to do list of awesome things, Best Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Trout Fishin' In America

And the winner is... (and now a quote from DANG!)
What was the name *the beatles* of the band *the beatles* who won best band *beatles*. Oh it was The Beatles.

And what everyone has been asking, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

(Mr. Cheese speaking)
Thank you, Cheese Face. We are once again standing on the yellow carpet where we broke the world record for Largest Slip 'n' Slide filled with liquid Cheese Sauce. This time we have something so amazing, it will literally have you on your feet. Mostly 'cuz I don't even know what the stunt is! Just kidding, I do. Scared ya for a minute, didn't I? Today, I will ride this '66 Ford I found and reupholstered into a large pool of goo. Don't worry this 'goo' is actually the once frozen, now melted remains of our 2 ton ball of Silly Putty® from our very first stunt. I know, weird right? Here goes! (splat!) Ow, it hardened again. Oh well.
Back to you Cheese Face.

Well, that didn't go as planned.

Last three categories.

Best Song
Nominees:
Ninja Glare
Party in the USA
What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee

And the winner is... Ninja Glare

Best Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
Wilma Knows All
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob

And the winner is... sabes qué it's a tie, again. The winners are Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All!

And last but not least, Best Movie
Nominees:
Sherlock Holmes
9
New Moon

The winner is... Sherlock Holmes!

And now the Honorary winners!

Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend

Hannah L.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Shay S.-- Awesome artist and f.f.f.

Sidney G.-- F.F.F.

Impaler, Auntie Wilma and SJB-- For participating in the Cheeseys, as always

To my awesome fans-- for voting and making this possible

Well, Thanks for watching and good night!

Cheese Face Out



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