A Rather Exciting Way to End a Rather Boring Sunday

Hello, people of the internet. I, Cheese Face, am here to bring you comedy from a not-so comedic travesty.

On Sunday, it was rather quiet. I was upstairs watching TV, hanging up paintings, and working on homework. After that I decided to come downstairs and play on the computer. I logged into Tumblr and found a post that made me giggle. It was about Colonel Sanders and how his tie makes it look like he has a big head and a small body. I called my brother into the kitchen to see and he said the grammar was wrong(for it said "Big head, small body. You can never unsee it"). I said no it was correct, blah, blah, blah. He was sharpening his pocketknife. The next thing I remember is he hit me, I hit him back and try to go back to the computer, but my brother hits me again harder and all I can remember is seeing blood and screaming.

Then I'm at the hospital, crying hysterically and clutching my hand in some paper towels from my house. Then I'm led into a room and I'm waiting for the PA dude to some stitch me up. My mom and I then start cracking Sherlock and Doctor Who jokes to pass the time and to get me to calm down. Then the PA dude comes in and says he has to numb my fingers with stuff and he needs to give me a few shots. I'm like, "Oh, no, not needles. I freaking hate needles." He gives me the shots and I scream. Loud. So loud my dad said he could hear me from the waiting room.

About 10-15 more minutes of Wholock (Sherlock and Doctor Who) jokes later, they stitch me up. And then I have to wait about 10 more minutes for them to clean me up and bandage me.

I now have 4 or 5 stiches in my index finder, 2-3 stitches on my middle finger, and a small cut on the back of my index finger.

And I can barely write, let alone type. Typing John Watson style, one letter at a time.

Cheese Face out.

New Semester, New Teachers

'Tis the beginning of a new semester. And with that, brings changes in my schedule. I have new teachers, as well as a few teachers from last semester. I give you:

A Guide to Cheese Face's Teachers

Mr. Casper: Not his real name, but his name sounds like Casper the Friendly Ghost. He is pretty cool. He's my geoscience teacher.

Schwartzie: Previously known as "Captain", until I discovered upperclassmen in orchestra already had an "affectionate pet name" for him.

Ms. C: My new English teacher! She's much, much better than my teacher last semester. She's nice, and her voice doesn't get on my nerves. My last English teacher, when we were doing Romeo and Juliet, would often mispronounce the word 'soliloquy' by saying 'soliquy'. I was like, "Seriously, you've done this dozens of times, you shouldn't mispronounce 'soliloquy'. There's another syllable!" This last teacher is the won I wrote the crackfic for.

Magister: Previously known as "Mr. Awesome McCoolname" until I learned the Latin word for teacher or master is 'magister'.

Mr. M.: He is my computer apps teacher. He's nice, but he's kind of nerdy, which isn't bad. He's also young enough to have a junior brother going to my school.

Mrs. D.: She's my geography teacher. She's nice and really funny. I like her.

Mrs. Smurphy: She's my geometry teacher. She's nice, but her voice gets on my nerves after a little while, kind of like the Smurfs. Hence why I call her 'Smurphy'.

Cheese Face out.

Happy New Year's!

Happy New Year's, guys! It's been a great year. Now we only have one more year to live! I'm kidding, I don't really think the world is going to end in 2012, but you never know.

And on a completely unrelated note, Sherlock returns tomorrow. The Sherlock fandom has been waiting over two years since the airing of the last episode. Unfortunately, it airs in the UK, and not here in the US, but we have the INTERNET. YAY, LIVESTREAM! Just to let you know, I've lost all sanity because of this fandom.

Cheese Face out.

It's Christmas!

Yes, it's Christmas. Well, Christmas night technically. But I got lots 'o loot.

• A Calligraphy kit
• Sherlock series 1
• Sherlock Holmes comics issues 1, 2, and 3
• Clothes
• A new keyboard
• Lots of paint and canvases 
• candy
• And various other items

Well,  readers, I hope you had a  happy holidays.

Cheese Face out.

Oh, also, I entered a contest on this site and they announced the winners today. I didn't win, but my picture was put on the site. Mine is called "Xmas on the TARDIS". They misspelled my name though.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

It's snowing. Oh, god. No, I wanted the opposite of this.

Yes, I know it's December, and it usually snows in December. But we were having such a good year, here in Cheesecakia, without Mr. Snow.

I like snow sometimes. It gets me out of school, it's a reminder to write Christmas lists, and my city looks pretty with everyone's Christmas lights up in the snow. But snow is also a major troll. Now I have to deal with herp-derps in front of us on the way to school. And it's cold. But mostly herp-derps.

'Tis the season to be trolling
Troll-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 24

It's been a while since the last Random Questions. Here, mortals, take this as gift of peace.

Random Questions 1: Name a not-so famous person in History.
Answer: Emperor Norton I of America

Random Question 2: Where's the Dijon mustard?
Answer: Where's my foot?

Random Question 3: Are you ever going to post the long awaited Cheeseys?
Answer: Spoilers!

Random Question 4: Tell us about Rupert Graves, Cheese Face.
Answer: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

Cheese Face out.

Congress is Trying to Censor the Internet.

Yes, sadly Americans, it's true. They say it's for "stopping internet piracy".  Well, piracy's been going on for a very long time, I don't think it's going to stop, online or otherwise. I just heard about it when I logged onto Firefox and it had a big black box that said "Censored". This was obviously for raising awareness (for now). You can read more at this site.

I clicked on the box and it took me to a site(not the site linked above) and I read a little more. Then I logged onto Tumblr.com and when it took me to my dash all of the posts had black boxes as a "preview" of what could happen if the bill was passed.

I say it's a load of junk. Congress, if you're listening, you have a public out there waiting to bite your freaking heads off! Why don't you try to pass Obama's Jobs Act proposal and get this country going! I have my Senators and Representatives emails, (thanks to Civics!) and You should be worried. Oh, so worried.

Here's a post I found on Tumblr:
"Now the question for the hour is 'Who's got the Internet?' Answer, we do. Next question, 'Who's coming to take it from us?' Come on, look at us! No powers, no legislation, no fortunes worth a damn, but we've got something else: we've all got tumblrs we don't want to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little Congress with all your silly little bills, and you've got any plans on taking the Internet tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever lampooned you with hilarious memes, and then, and then, do the smart thing!... Let somebody else try first." (source brookerface.tumblr.com)
Yes, that's the Doctor's Pandorica Speech, modified for this purpose.

I personally don't think this bill will get anywhere, and if it does, then Supreme Court will say it's unconstitutional because of free speech. But it this does get passed... let's leave that to their imaginations.

Cheese Face out.

Halloween

As you may have heard, Halloween was Monday. I managed to bring in lots of sugary loot that'll make my dentist's head spin.

My costume was a Weeping Angel. Here, have some pictures:

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck!

Me and my sister as Amy Pond.

From left to right: My dad as Slash; me; my brother as Freddy Krueger; My sister as Amy Pond; My mom as The Question; and Mini Cheese Face as Draculaura(whoever that is)

So that was my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

Halloween is Almost Upon Us!

Today is Saturday.
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Then comes Monday, aka Halloween.

Yes, I know I haven't been blogging a lot. But I'm blogging now, so shut your yap and be happy I'm blogging!
As the title of this post suggests, Halloween is almost upon us. Today, I'm going over to one of my friends' Halloween party. Then tomorrow my sister's church is throwing a "fall fair". Then Monday is candy galore!

So for the party and "fall fair" I'm going to be Abby again. And I'll be Abby on Monday during school. But Monday night I'm going to be a Weeping Angel(for those who don't know, a Weeping Angel is monster from Doctor Who. If you see one, you can't blink, or look away because they will kill you like *that*. However, when you're looking at them, they become statues and can't kill you, course you can't kill a stone, either. Here's a pic:

So, yes. That is my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

I'm Writing a Crack Fanfic

It's for English. We have to right a children's story with two animals that have to learn to settle their differences and make friends. My animals are a hedgehog (called John) and a giraffe (called the Doctor). Basically it's a Sherlock/Doctor Who crack fanfiction. Here's an excerpt.

“Oof!” He landed behind some bushes.  John brushed himself off and started to skitter down the street. Just as he came to a corner, he heard a loud sound. VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP!  It was an old police box! After the noise settled, a giraffe dressed in suspenders and a blue bowtie opened the door.

            “Hello, I’m the Doctor!”

            “A doctor? Doctor who?” John blinked.

            “Just the Doctor!”

            “You can’t be a doctor. You’re a giraffe!”

            The Doctor walked around and eyed John. “Why are you wearing a sweater?”

            “Why are you wearing a bowtie?”

            “Oi! Bowties are cool.”