20 Things You Didn't Know About Me

There's lots of things people don't know about me. Such as, I'm a seriously serious Doctor Who fan (Okay maybe people do know that) or that um... I had two fish named Sherman and Sugar. 20 things you didn't know about me.

1. I have 3 siblings.
2. I used to hang out with what would be considered nowadays as "popular kids". In elementary school.
3. I can somewhat play piano.
4. I hate loud music.
5. I have been to California, Minnesota, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Wisconsin for family trips.
6. I have yet to watch Eclipse, which I got for Christmas
7.The cake is a lie.
8. I can't draw. Well, I can but I have to be really trying. Otherwise, I'll draw rudimentary stick people and shapes.
9. I love to read. I'll read anything, even the phone book if given the chance.
10. Mini Cheese Face and I are NOT TWINS. Quit asking.
11. One of my favorite movies is called The Hogfather. It's better than it sounds
12. My favorite band is They Might Be Giants.
13. I am a science and history geek.
14. I once desperately wanted to be popular. Yes. I was in elementary school, and tried so hard to get a purple ribbon in the school science fair just to be popular. It didn't work. I was so stupid then. But I did get the ribbon.
15. My favorite book is Holes by Louis Sachar.
16. Ever since I concluded that my dad's new apartment is possibly controlled by Slenderman, my brother and I arm ourselves with remotes which we'd use to bludgeon Slendy.
17. ROES LOVED DRUGS! (translation: my favorite Doctor Who companion is Rose Tyler)
18. I have made a new meme: History Nerd Hamster.

I know this from experience.

19. I consider it a crime to spell TARDIS with lowercase letters and to spell Doctor Who as Dr. Who.
20. I can't believe you read twenty facts about me.

Cheese Face out

20 Things To Do on a Saturday Night`

Many people go out to a club or go see a movie on a Saturday night. If you are an unfortunate loser who has no social life, OR you're just bored, on a Saturday night, try some of these activities.

1. Read a book
2. Surf the web
3. Create a Facebook
4. Go see a play
5. Read Emma's blog
6. Read Allie Brosh's blog
7. Watch Inception
8. Play one of the seven games you can play with a dictionary
9. Watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
10. Go grocery shopping
11. Watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
12. Go to a football game
13. Crash your enemy's party
14. Text people you don't know
15. Watch "Behold! Herman." on YouTube
16. Watch season(s) 1, 2, 3,4, and/or 5 of Doctor Who*
17. Quiz your parakeet
18. Read a tabloid
19. Hug your neighbor
20. Memorize pi

Cheese Face out.

* If you watch all 5 seasons of Doctor Who in one day, you'll either a. go insane or b. start speaking in a British accent

20 Things: That are Palindromes

A palindrome is a word, phrase, or number that is the same forward and backward. Things like 'racecar'. Here are twenty phrases that are palindromes.

1. Sit on a potato pan, Otis
2. Vanna, wanna V?
3. Ma is as selfless as I am
4. Rats live on no evil star
5. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
6. Men, I'm Eminem
7. He lived as a devil, eh?
8. Evil live
9. Live evil
10. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
11. I saw Santa--At NASA was I
12. A Toyota! Race fast, safe car! A Toyota
13. A Toyota's a Toyota
14. Ah, Satan sees Natasha!
15. Aibohphobia
16. Amy, must I jujitsu my ma?!
17. Lager, sir, is regal
18. No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
19. Draw O coward!
20. Gnu dung

Aww, the list is over. I guess we'll just BRING IT ON IN TO OMLETTEVILLE!!!

Cheese Face out.

20 Things: That are Oxymorons

Oxymoron-- a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, self-contradictory effect. We use oxymorons everyday and sometimes not realize it. Here are some oxymorons. See if you can figure out why they are.

1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Airline food
4. Synthetic natural gas
5. Alone together
6. Legally drunk
7. Sweet sorrow
8. Definite maybe
9. "Now, then..,"
10. Silent scream
11. Same difference
12. Terribly pleased
13. Tight slacks
14. Plastic glasses
15. Sanitary landfill
16. Taped live
17. Rap music
18. Childproof
19. New classic
And my personal favorite, 20. Microsoft "Works".

Cheese Face out.

20 Things: You Didn't Know Were Illegal

Who would want to break the law? I mean, is stealing that new XBox Kinect really worth prison time? NO! So here are 20 laws that you never new existed. I dare you to break one and see what happens.

1.In Alabama, it is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
2.In Arizona, it is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
3.In California it is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle unless the target is a whale. (So if you were idling in your fancy pickup, feel free to shoot.)
4.In Rehoboth, Connecticut it is illegal to whisper in church.
5.In Florida it is illegal to put livestock on a school bus.
6.In Hawaii, twins may not work for the same company.
7. It's against the law to gargle in public in Louisiana.
8.You can't wear a goatee without a special permit in Massachusetts
9.In Whitehall, Montana it is illegal to operate a vehicle with icepicks attached to the wheels.
10.In Las Vegas, Nevada, one can't pawn one's dentures.
11.In North Dakota, one can't fall asleep with your shoes on.
12.In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on a Sunday. (There are whales there?!?)
13.In Newport, Rhode Island, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.
14.It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota.
15.Birds have the right of way on highways in Utah.
16.In Victoria, Virginia, it is illegal to skate down Main Street.
17.In Washington, all lollipops are banned. (Oooh that sucks on Halloweenies.)
18.In West Virginia, roadkill can't be taken home for dinner.
19.It's illegal to cut a woman's hair in Wisconsin.
20. It's illegal to wear a hat in a theater or public place or amusement that blocks another person's view in Wyoming.

What?

Cheese Face out.

20 Things: To Say to Annoy the Pizza Guy

Welcome! This is 20 Things. The Pizza Guy is one of the most loved and hated people of America Cheesecakia.

Loved Example: "Oh, JOY! He's here!!"
Hated Example: "THIS SHOULD OF BEEN HERE IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS!"

Thus proving my point. Here are 20 things you can do to annoy the crap out of the dude/dudette who takes your call.

1. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
2. Answer their questions with questions.
3. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
4. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred".
5. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
6. Rent a pizza.
7. Stutter on the letter 'p'.
8. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther away from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back in place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Tell them to double-check that the pizza is, in fact, dead.
11. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
12. Play a sitar in the background.
13. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
14. Use CB lingo where applicable.
15. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
16. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting".
17. Learn to correctly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
18. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where available.
19.Put them on hold.
20. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit, can't-hack-it, pimple-faced gofer.

Try it and see what happens.

Cheese Face out.

20 Things: You'll Never Need to Know

This is 20 Things, a new segment on The Cheese Face Page. This week, 20 facts you'll probably never need unless trying to impress family.

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The citrus soda, 7-Up, was created in 1929; '7' was selected for the original 7-ounce containers and 'up' for the direction of the bubbles.
3.Barbies full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. 101 Dalmations, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney films where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.
5.The word "samba" means "to rub navels together".
6. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
7. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
8. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
9. Reindeers like to eat bananas.
10. In 1912, a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all while blowing their horns and shooting off flares.
11. Most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
12. An 18th century German named Matthew Birchinger played 4 musical instruments, including bagpipes, was an expert calligrapher, and was the most famous magician in his day, performing tricks with the cup and ball that have never been explained. Yet Birchinger has no arms, legs, thighs, and was less that 29 inches tall.
13. It's illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
14. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
15.In 1778, fashionable women in Paris never went out in blustery weather without a lightning rod strapped to their hats.
16. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 ft.
17. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same forward and backward: Ex: "Red rum, sir, is murder"; "Ma is as selfless as I am"; "A man, a plan, a canal- Panama", "Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!", and "He lived as a devil, eh?"
18. Tom Sawyer was the first book written on a typewriter.
19. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12, 345, 678, 987,654,321
20. Statues in parks: If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one leg in the air, the person died from wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

This has been 20 Things. Now, go impress your Great-aunt Agatha.

Cheese Face out.