Revenge is Sweet

So there's this student teacher for Vase. We'll call him, Mr Krueger because he's either mean, or pyscotic or a mixture of both. But one thing everybody knows for sure is that he has to go. For real.

Lemme rewind. On Tuesday one of the girls in my class was talking to this boy who sits next to her about how she touched a bat because it was stuck in her pool. Mr Krueger caught them and said, "You two can flirt later." Not bad, that's something even Vase would say. But as the girl tried to explain Mr Krueger told her that you could get rabies from touching a bat, which we all should know is true. You're probably saying that Mr Krueger is just being a good Samaritan, right? Well, let me continue before you go judging. So, two days later (aka today, if you lost track) Mr Krueger is still calling the girl "Rabid" and "Rabies" AND telling the class not to talk to her. And no, he's not joking.

I've also heard in my social studies class that he's a bit of a perv, and called a student smart"butt" (hey, gotta keep it family friendly) multiple times. He also calls one student in my class Special Ed, when he's not. Well, Vase sometimes calls him that, but it's a special kind of funny when she does. Not like when Mr Krueger does it. He says it mean. Mr Krueger also onced asked a somewhat short girl what the average height of a midget is. Now does he seem like a good guy?

But as the saying goes, revenge is a dish best served cold. In social studies today, we passed around a piece of notebook paper and used it to write every mean or rude thing he's ever done to us. We are gonna turn it in either to the principal or the counselor. Either one works. Also the girl in my class who is called "Rabies" by Mr Krueger is going to record him saying every mean thing so we have actual proof that he is a psychopathic axe murder in his spare time.  Mr Krueger has got to go.

Cheese Face out.

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20 Things To Do on a Saturday Night`

Many people go out to a club or go see a movie on a Saturday night. If you are an unfortunate loser who has no social life, OR you're just bored, on a Saturday night, try some of these activities.

1. Read a book
2. Surf the web
3. Create a Facebook
4. Go see a play
5. Read Emma's blog
6. Read Allie Brosh's blog
7. Watch Inception
8. Play one of the seven games you can play with a dictionary
9. Watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
10. Go grocery shopping
11. Watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
12. Go to a football game
13. Crash your enemy's party
14. Text people you don't know
15. Watch "Behold! Herman." on YouTube
16. Watch season(s) 1, 2, 3,4, and/or 5 of Doctor Who*
17. Quiz your parakeet
18. Read a tabloid
19. Hug your neighbor
20. Memorize pi

Cheese Face out.

* If you watch all 5 seasons of Doctor Who in one day, you'll either a. go insane or b. start speaking in a British accent

7 Games You Can Play With a Dictionary

Dictionaries are versatile tools, really. You can look stuff up, use a page as a tissue or find a "more descriptive word to make your story come to life" for your English teacher. But one thing the don't teach you in school is how to use a dictionary for fun(and yes, I'm talking about the big college-sized hardcover ones, not the little sissified paperback ones you get in fourth grade). How do you do that? Allow me to tell you seven games you can play with a dictionary.

1. Dictionary Roulette
Russian roulette with a dictionary
RULES:
1. Find a group of people and make a circle
2. Have someone stand in the middle with the dictionary
3. Have the person in the middle start spinning in a circle
4. Once you have enough momentum, let go of the dictionary
5. See who gets hit
2+ players

2. Dictionary Tag
Throw the dictionary at fellow homo sapiens (aka humans)and see if they're the new "it".
RULES:
1. Whoever has the dictionary is it
2. Throw the dictionary at people
3. If hit, see if they cry
4. If they don't, they're it
5. If they do, they're it
2+ players

3. Dodge Dictionary
Dodge ball with dictionaries.
RULES:
1. Lay a bunch of dictionaries on the ground in the middle of your playing field
2. Maximum of two dictionaries per person
3. Throw dictionaries at opposing team
4. If hit, you're out
5. Don't get hit
2+ players

4. Dingo (dictionary+Bingo=dingo)
Dictionary bingo
RULES:
1. Pick 25 words out of a dictionary
2. write word on a 5x5 square card
3. Have someone call out words from aforementioned dictionary
4. Yell "DINGO" if you fill out five words in a row( can be vertical, horizontal or diagonal)
3+ players

5. Throw the Dictionary
See how far it goes.
RULES:
1. Get dictionary
2. Throw it
3. Measure how far it goes
1+ players

6. Break the Dictionary
Mess it up good.
RULES:
1. Do whatever it takes to reduce it to a pile of smoldering ashes
1+ players

7. Find the Dictionary
Hide and find the dictionary.
RULES:
1. Have someone hide the dictionary
2. Find it
3. You win if you find it in under a minute.
2+ players

There ya go. 7 games you can play with a dictionary.

Cheese Face out.