The Cheesey Awards!

Hey, hey, hey! It's time to play! It's that time of year again, the time where we here at Cheesecakian Studios honor the things in life that aren't widely known. Yep, the Cheesey Awards.

The first category is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled By Unicorns
Hyperbole and a Half
My Milk Toof
Books of Adam

And the winners are Impaled By Unicorns, Hyperbole and a Half, and My Milk Toof!

Up next is Favorite TV Show.
The nominees are:
iCarly
Doctor Who
Spongebob Squarepants
NCIS

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

Coming soon to theaters! A story of how a young girl started out on TooYube singing nursery rhymes to her stuffed animals and turned into the pop-tart of the century. How she got millions of fans, and dollars, revealed in Dustin Jieber: Sometimes Say Always. Now in 3D! In theaters never.

And the winner of Favorite TV Show is... Doctor Who! And no, I did not vote, due to being called a fixed contest if I had (and we all know "Who" I'd vote for), and limited computer access.

And the next category is Favorite Song.
The nominees are:
I Gotta Feeling
Sweet Child of Mine
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

And the victor of this category is Sweet Child of Mine! That song has been stuck in my head for quite some time now...

Have you ever experienced a headache so painful it classified as Too Serious for Numbers:

courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half

Well, hurt no more with Pain-B-Gone, a special ointment you spread around your forehead to relieve that serious ache. It is the only over-the-counter headache miracle ointment approved by the FDA to combat the seriousness of your situation. Available everywhere! Side affects include: nausea, heartburn, swelling tongue, dry mouth, headache, and dizziness upon sitting or standing.

The penultimate category is Favorite Book Series.
The nominees are:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Twilight
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

The results are in and the champion of  Favorite Book Series is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Our last category of the day (audience: awwww) is Favorite Movie.
The nominees:
The Green Hornet
Gnomeo and Juliet
I am Number Four
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

And the winner is I Am Number Four!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cheese has not prepared a Fantastical Stunt for this show and will not be performing one. He'll try harder for next season. But now for some honorary winners.

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Ginger
Sidney G.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend
Emma-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Blogger
Shae S.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Rebecca F.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Ashton F.-- FFF and Awesome Ginger
The Fans-- for reading this blog and making this all worth while.

Cheese Face out.

20 Things To Do on a Saturday Night`

Many people go out to a club or go see a movie on a Saturday night. If you are an unfortunate loser who has no social life, OR you're just bored, on a Saturday night, try some of these activities.

1. Read a book
2. Surf the web
3. Create a Facebook
4. Go see a play
5. Read Emma's blog
6. Read Allie Brosh's blog
7. Watch Inception
8. Play one of the seven games you can play with a dictionary
9. Watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
10. Go grocery shopping
11. Watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
12. Go to a football game
13. Crash your enemy's party
14. Text people you don't know
15. Watch "Behold! Herman." on YouTube
16. Watch season(s) 1, 2, 3,4, and/or 5 of Doctor Who*
17. Quiz your parakeet
18. Read a tabloid
19. Hug your neighbor
20. Memorize pi

Cheese Face out.

* If you watch all 5 seasons of Doctor Who in one day, you'll either a. go insane or b. start speaking in a British accent

RE: Claymation Attack

Yes I made this video all by myself using my cellphone. So that explains why the picture quality isn't so great. But look at how cool it is. It took me two days to make the little three inch figures and pose them just right.

Cheese Face out.

3 Posts in One Day?! It Must Be MAGIC!

Just now, yes NOW, my mom's friends Jessie and Anthony and their 3 kids came over. I showed the littles Burt the Farting Hippo, whom the littlest one took and immediate liking to.  THEN Anthony showed us magic tricks, because HE'S A FREAKING MAGICIAN. Like really, he's a magician. He showed us card tricks, the fuzzy red balls, the one trick where you pull a ring off of a string, and the handkerchief trick. The trick that stands out the most to me is when he took the five of clubs, drew a magnet on the back of it, shuffled it in the deck a coupla times and BOOM seven of diamonds, with the magnet on the back. And I know what you skeptics out there are saying: He drew the magnet on before hand. FALSE! I'm the one who pick the seven of diamonds, and there was NO magnet on the back.

Now being the kind of person I am, I was both amazed and confused. I like everything to have an explanation. With magic there is no explanation. Which is why I was confused. I was like, "This goes against everything I was taught. There has to be an explanation." What I was thinking was, Newton explain this to me because I don't understand why you're torturing me with unexplanabilities!! My brother has one explanation: Chuck Norris. My theory: Things just happen; what the hell. Heh, heh. Hogfather humor.

It was a fun day.

Cheese Face out.

Claymation Attack

I'm making a claymation movie using modeling clay I got from Santy Claus. It'll take a few days but when it's done I'll try to post it here.

Cheese Face out.

From NE to KS

I get to go to Kansas today. I've never been to Kansas but if it looks like anything on the Wizard of Oz, I'm putting it on my Lame list. Hopefully it's not, cuz I've been told ther's a GIANT ball of string down in Downs, KS.