The Cheeseys Bring All the Nerds to the Yard

That's right. It's been three months since the April awards. The Cheeseys are July 28. With catagories like: favourite animal, favourite genre of music, favourite artist, and more! So spread the word. Email, tweet, facebook, text, etc. your boss, your friends, your co-workers, your neighbours, the president of your neighbourhood association, anyone with a computer or web-enabled phone! Vote  now!
Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards!

Hey, hey, hey! It's time to play! It's that time of year again, the time where we here at Cheesecakian Studios honor the things in life that aren't widely known. Yep, the Cheesey Awards.

The first category is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled By Unicorns
Hyperbole and a Half
My Milk Toof
Books of Adam

And the winners are Impaled By Unicorns, Hyperbole and a Half, and My Milk Toof!

Up next is Favorite TV Show.
The nominees are:
iCarly
Doctor Who
Spongebob Squarepants
NCIS

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

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And the winner of Favorite TV Show is... Doctor Who! And no, I did not vote, due to being called a fixed contest if I had (and we all know "Who" I'd vote for), and limited computer access.

And the next category is Favorite Song.
The nominees are:
I Gotta Feeling
Sweet Child of Mine
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

And the victor of this category is Sweet Child of Mine! That song has been stuck in my head for quite some time now...

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courtesy of Hyperbole and a Half

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The penultimate category is Favorite Book Series.
The nominees are:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Twilight
The Clique
A Series of Unfortunate Events

The results are in and the champion of  Favorite Book Series is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Our last category of the day (audience: awwww) is Favorite Movie.
The nominees:
The Green Hornet
Gnomeo and Juliet
I am Number Four
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

And the winner is I Am Number Four!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cheese has not prepared a Fantastical Stunt for this show and will not be performing one. He'll try harder for next season. But now for some honorary winners.

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Ginger
Sidney G.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend
Emma-- Fried Frayed Friend and Awesome Blogger
Shae S.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Rebecca F.-- Fried Frayed Friend
Ashton F.-- FFF and Awesome Ginger
The Fans-- for reading this blog and making this all worth while.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards Special: Behind the Scenes

After going on for over a year, I think it's time I tell how the Cheesey Awards happen. The five parts to the Cheeseys are 1). nomination, 2). polling, 3). results,  4). commercials, and 5). Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. So, let the explanation BEGIN.

So, after I've decided the date of the awards, usually 3-4 weeks after posting polls, I have to decide what the categories and the nominees are gonna be. I already know that one of the categories is going to be Best Blog, because the Internet is full of blogs, but to be Best Blog, now that's something said author should be proud about. Other categories include Best Band, Most Random thing to Say when Talking With Your Grandmother, Best Movie, that kind of stuff.

Then after staring at the design main page for 30 minutes while figuring out the nominees/categories, I can make the polls. Sometimes I allow multiple answers, sometimes not. Few days later, if no one has voted, I'll vote ONCE just to jump start the voting.

Then the day of the awards arrive, and that leaves me with figuring out clever ways to introduce the categories and nominees. And not to mention finding a funny intro, such as my infamous 'cheddar than ever' gag.

Ah, the Rip-off Commercials. Making fun of everything from Snuggies to UGGs, Fushigis to phones, computers to every popular thing you can think of. Of course, we didn't always make fun of things (drink coca-cola; live life).Yes, endorsing Coke is what we began with. Did you know Coke started out as a medicine with cocaine in it? My, how times have changed... But the commercials are one of my favorite things about the Cheesey Awards. How do I come up with a spoof of a popular object? It's quite easy actually. 1). Think of thing to spoof. 2). Think of all of the good things. 3) Use those things against it. Like the ABC Robot is s'possed to be the HTC Droid. Droid has many cool apps. The Robot has cool apps that malfunction every time you try to launch it. The Droid doesn't do that.  In a world that doesn't, Droid does.

And finally Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt, which didn't suck on the most recent Cheeseys. This area is completely out of my expertise so to explain the stunts is the Mighte* himself Mr. Cheese.
Mr. Cheese speaking: The stunts are what give the awards its pizazz. Most awards show don't have stunts, the Oscars for example. I don't know why people watch go insane to see them. There's no excitement for the people playing at home. But the stunts, get everybody excited to see or rather read what stupid thing we'll do.

Well, there you have it. A complete explanation of one of the greatest things about The Cheese Face Page.

Cheese Face out.

*As most readers don't know, Mr. Cheese is not human, but a Mighte about 3/4 of in inch tall. I won him at a local college's open house. He's the guy behind the suck of the stunt.

The Cheesey Awards

Hey-hey party people. Do you know what today is?!?! *23 minutes later* That's right, the Cheesey Awards. And they're "cheddar" than ever. Oh, I just had to say it, so bear with me here.
But they are better. Mr. Cheese, who has been on a sucky streak, has come up with the greatest stunt ever. And not only that, but there are results of the polls. So your 7 minutes won't be a total loss. Hey, look I'm rambling again. Let's get started.

First up is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled by Unicorns
BizarroBlog
Scott's Tip of the Day
Hyperbole and a Half
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob

You voted and the winner winners are Impaled by Unicorns and Hyperbole and a Half! w00t w00t!

Next category is Favorite Movie.
Nominees:
Big Fat Liar
Grown Ups
Shrek the Final Chapter
Toy Story 3

And the winner is... Grown Ups.

Now, we will take a little commercial advertising break.

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That's a phone everyone needs!

The next pigeonhole is Favorite Band.
Your nominees are:
They Might Be Giants
Metallica
The Beatles
Other
And the winner is... Metallica!

The results for Favorite TV Show is next.
Nominees:
 Victorious
iCarly
Pawn Stars
Mythbusters
The winner is Pawn Stars! Woohoo. Yeah.

And now for Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt.

(Mr. Cheese speaking):
Good evening Cheesecakia and surrounding vicinities. Today we have a special treat for you. We will shoot this ordinary, incredible, edible egg into space--wait for it-- from a GIANT SLINGSHOT. Yes, so many questions asked: Will the vacuum of space turn the egg inside-out? Will the pressure from leaving Earth's atmosphere cause it to 'splode?  Will Clay Anderson see this egg? Let's find out. 3...2...1... SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO! The Egg Tracker we installed on it says it has just exited the Ionosphere into deep space. So, to retrieve the egg so we can see what happened to it, let's use the ABC Robot and it's rocket feature. *boop* SPLODE!!!!!!! So maybe the Robot isn't so good. In a world that doesn't, Robot sure don't do nothin'.  Back to you, Cheese Face.

Well, that wasn't as planned. Now we'll never know whether or not astronaut Clay Anderson saw the egg SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO.

The last category is Favorite Sport.
And the nominees are
Archery
Baseball/Softball
Basketball
Tennis
Dance
Golf
And the winner is...................... Archery! Archery, archery, in your face other sports! Yeah, go archery. You can be used in I dunno, sniper attacks.

And now the Honorary Nominees.

Micah F.-- FFF
Emma-- FFF and winner of Favorite Blog
Allie Brosh (Hyperbole and a Half)-- Winner of Favorite Blog
Sidney G.--FFF
Rebecca F.-- FFF
Senora Fudgehead--FFF

Holy Crap! It's December!

That's right. The wintry month. Or if your south of the equator the summery month. This means it's been three months from the last Cheesey Awards. The next one is on December 15. Vote. Please. It'll just get awesome-er with every vote. Pweeasse. It's for the children.

Also the New Year's Eve Festival is coming back, this time with more time to vote for greatest things of 2010. And since it's the end of the decade, greatest things 2000-2010. Yeah!

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards

Yo-yo ma and welcome to the first anniversary Cheesey Award! It was one year ago I awkwardly came up with something that would affect the rest of this blog forEVER. So let's get started.

Favorite TV Show results:
Nominees:
Victorious
Spongebob
Penguins of Madagascar
Invader ZIM
Mythbusters

And the winner is... actually the winners are Penguins of Madagascar, Invader ZIM, and Mythbusters! *Plays awards ceremony music*

The next category is Favorite Commercial.
The Nominees:
RED ONE!
'Cuz I'm a Pothole
Paste for Sock
The Pythagorist... Before That, uh, Theorem

The winner is Cuz I'm a Pothole and The Pythagorist and that other stuff I said. THEOREM!

And now a commercial break.

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What do you do after school? Eat? Do chores? Rot your brain? Well if you want to have a life after elementary school stop doing those things! Get out and play an hour a day! Mr. Cheese: I pity the moron.

Well, that was entertaining wasn't it?

Next category is Favorite Song.
Nominees:
Eleanor Rigby
Particle Man
Roy G. Biv
Last Train to Awesometown

And the winner is... Particle Man! "Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can..."

The pigeonhole up next is Most Random Thing to Say When Talking to Your Grandmother
Nominees:
CHEETOES?!?!
Oh, well that happened...
RYAN SEACREST!!
OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!!

aND ThE wiNNeRs aRe Oh, well that happened..., RYAN SEACREST!!, and OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!

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Up next is Favorite Sport.
Nominees:
Cricket
Golf
Baseball/Softballs
Curling
Tennis
Archery

You voted, so Mr. Nemetz won't hate you, maybe, but the winner is Archery! Yes! My school's team has been #1 for like ever.

Favorite KCA Host.
Nominees:
Jack Black
Kevin James
Dwayne Johnson
Ben Stiller

And the winner will be announced after a soapbox speech written by the always cute, rarely wet, and promptly prompt MR. NEMETZ!

Mr. Nemetz speaking:

The Gulf coast. That is where that horrible, sticky black stuff, oil as you may call it, is at. We need to get our act together. 'Kay? Cuz I used to live there before I lived at the MoA. Yeah, so clean it up. Get it sealed, 'kay Mr. EPA Executive. skdjvnhajvhnasdlfkjvsdk.vj nalkjdhga!

And the winner of Favorite KCA Host is James Black and Kevin Jack. No! Jack Black and Kevin James! Yeah!

Favorite Movie results are in.
Nominees:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

And the winner is Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Up next is Favorite Female singer.
Nominees:
Ke$ha
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus
Charlotte Martin

The winner is Charlotte Martin!

Favorite Male Singer
Nominees:
Justin Bieber
Micheal Jackson
Adam Lambert

And the winner of Favorite Male Singer is Micheal Jackson. If he weren't dead, he'd be really excited.

And now for Mr. Cheese's FANTASTICAL STUNT!!!

Well, here in Cheesecakian Studios we have the greatest thing planned. We're gonna go back in time. Really! Nope, we're not. But we did get you excited didn't we. Instead we will make the world's largest bubble! Yeah, not really. I, uh, I don't know... um... back to you Cheese Face.

Mr. Cheese you have sucked for the last time. It's the first anniversary of the Cheeseys and you had to make it suck. No worries, it's always fun watching someone mess up. :0/

Our penultimate category is Favorite Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Metallica
They Might Be Giants
Linkin Park

And the penultimate winner of the penultimate category is THE BEATLES! woo-hoo!

And last but not least Favorite Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
BizarroBlog
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Your Friendly Neighborhood Goth

and the winner is IMPALED BY UNICORNS! DAH-DA-DA- DAH DA-DA DA-DA DA DAH DA-DA! FRIENDLY MUSIC!

And now for the Honorary Winners.

Emma-- Favorite Blog, FFF, Fellow Cellist

Micah F.-- FFF

Sidney G.-- FFF

Jessie M.-- FFF

Shae S.-- FFF

Rebecca F.-- FFF

Senora Fudgehead-- FFF

All de Nominees-- for participating in the Cheeseys.

Thank you and good NIGHT.

Cheese Face out.

Cheesey Update

Wazzup. The Cheeseys are this Wednesday. Just vote. Please. Or Mr. Nemetz will be sad and hate the world. He'll cry. Maybe not cry, but he'll send a letter to fellow blogger Scott Solomon. PPPPPPPWWWWWEEEEEEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZZ?

Cheese Face out.

Oh, my God, I Can't Believe I've Done It!

The Cheeseys are coming in 3 weeks and you have that long to vote! Vote on your favorite ad, movie, band, etc., etc., and may the best category win! Now since this is perhaps one of the BIGGEST EVENTS IN THE WORLD be sure to tell your aunts, uncles, grandparents, parents, friends, friends of parents, cousins, neighborhood teens, teens form other neighborhoods about this historic event! Oh, the times fly when your havin' fun.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards

The Cheesey Awards are back and "cheddar" than ever. Heh, heh, cheese humor. Anyways, you have just tuned in to the finest awards ceremony on this side of the International Date Line. Who said so? Oh, just a little turtle from Mall of America, USA, named MR. NEMETZ! You must listen to him, or you shall pay....

Let's get on with the awards, shall we?

So, here are the nominees for FAVORITE MOVIE:
Avatar
Toy Story 3
Eclipse
The Last Airbender

And the winner is... The Last Airbender! Yay! Take that movie critics who say the movie is "lame".

Up next is Favorite Female Singer.
Nominees:
Lady GaGa
Beyonce
Other

You voted, and the winner is, Other. Go other females who I haven't named due to lack of knowledge of existence or otherwise! You know who you are.

The next category is Favorite Male Singer.
Nominees:
Justin Bieber
Adam Lambert
Parry Gripp
Other

The winner is, Parry Gripp! Yeah, it was a close call, with Adam Lambert with 4 votes.

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Sweet, huh? I wonder if it will mow the lawn?

Anyways, the next category is Favorite Song.

Nominees:

Last Train to Awesometown

Baby
Telephone
This is My Ringtone

And the winner is, Last Train to Awesometown! Yeah! To quote one comment on YouTube, "Best use of auto tune EVER!"

And now the results of Favorite Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Metallica
Trout Fishing in America
Black Eyed Peas

And the winner will be revealed right after this!

Mr. Cheese speaking:

Boy, are we in for a treat tonight. Today we are going to rewrite history by defying gravity. Sure we could send Cheese Face into space, but that is longer and cheating. Nope, we are going to put Cheese Face in to a huge Fushigi ball. Like 300 times the size of a regular Fushigi, maybe more. OK, she is stepping into the ball and we shut the door. Don't worry there is plenty of oxygen in there. And now we cut the rope holding it down and she is floating off. Now, because we can't ACTUALLY send Cheese Face into space, the following is CGI animated. What, that's not cheating, that's redefined objectives. We said we were going to rewrite history, we never said it wasn't going to be animated. Well, maybe we can not put this in the record books. Back to you, Cheese Face.

OK, now the results of Favorite Band. You voted and the winners are The Beatles and TFIA! w00t.

And now for the results for Best Blog.
Nominees:
Impaled by Unicorns
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
BizarroBlog
Joe's Alter Ego

And the winners of Best Blog are... The Mind of Steve Joe Bob and BizarroBlog!

Well, join us three months from now. Congratulations to all the winners.

Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese out.

The Cheesey Awards... Again

The Cheeseys are coming. When? I don't know. Actually I do know, July 17. But you have to vote if you want the Cheeseys posted. 'Cuz what's an awards ceremony without winners? I'll tell you what it is: LAME. Yeah. So vote. Tell your friends too. Send an e-mail, text, write a hand-written sentiment, anything. So yeah.

On the other hand, something completely off topic. Telemarketers. Yesterday one called, and they were speakingz the Espanol. But, while I do love speaking Spanish, I am not completely fluent, yet. So,since that lame show, Big Time Rush (bad auto-tune) was on, I held my phone up to the TV and shut my phone. Now, I wish I had said, "No habla espanol." But I didn't. But please tell me my response wasn't rude? Or if it was, was it appropriate? Of course it was rude AND appropriate. It's a telemarketer.

Vote.

Cheese Face out.

The 100th Post Extravaganza!!

Well after a little delay, I guess we can PAR-TAY!

Oh, happy times are here! I, Cheese Face Cheeselington III, has reached 100 posts. Granted it took half of 2009 and 5 months out of 2010, I feel accomplished. The Impaler is here to guest blog like I had hoped. And we do have some awesome entertainment. There will be more Rip-Off Commercials than all of the Cheeseys combined. No stunt, though. This isn't the Cheeseys. Humor.

OK, shall we get started.

Flashback:

It was July of '09 and I was new to the blogosphere. I sort of got how this all worked, but otherwise, I didn't get the whole process. I told you the story about how I became known as the Cheese Face, stuff that know normal being should ever do, and about what was lame and what's game. And then, a few months later, school began and with that brought the first ever Cheesey Awards on September 29, 2009.

Oh, the first Cheesey Award. I had no clue what I was doing. I remember the first commercial was 4 words: Drink Coca-Cola. Live life. And from that sprung the giving of the honorary Cheeseys, Rip-Off Commercial and Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt, the latter of which was already there, but they all progressively got bigger and better.

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And we're back. Now, I will introduce the Impaler to guest blog:

Hey it's the Impaler, here with warm, gooey, wishes for the cheeseface that aren't unlike a delicious toaster pastry. The Cheeseface has reached one HUNDRED whole posts on this blog, and that is no small task. Hooray for you, O cheesey one. I salute your mad bloggin' skillz. And the cheeseface blogged cheesily forever after, THE END.

Well, all I can say is thanks. No really, thanks. The Impaler's right; this was no small task. With chiblets, animals and sheer just unable to access a computer, bloggin' ain't no walk in the park. Which is why I salute all those who work their sit-parts off just to make sure the world is entertained by their somewhat random musings that come into their minds.

Well, umm, er YES! We have an amazing performance tonight! Please bring your hands together for the likings of ME: singing Tom Lehrer's song The Elements Song.

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum,
selenium and hydrogen and
oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
and nickle, neodymium, neptunium,
germanium and iron, americium,
ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirc-
onium, lutetuim, vanadium,--

OK, I give up. I have it memorized and all, it's just that I'm reading off of my notes for the spellings and at the rate I was typing, it was very hard to do. So how about a song EVERYBODY knows: The Campfire Song Song.

I call this one, the campfire song song.

Let's gather 'round the campfire,
and sing our campfire song.
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G
song and if you don't think that we
can sing it faster then you're wrong,
but it'll help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM...

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G
song
our CA-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G
song and if you don't think that we
can sing it faster then you're wrong
but it'll help if you just sing along

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick
SONG C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
Squidward.... good

It'll help, it'll help if you just
sing alllloooooooooooooonnnnnggg
OH YEAH!!

Whoo, pullin' this off is harder than I thought.

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Ok, well I guess I kinda lied about the commercials. But there was more in here than ONE Cheesey Awards show, right. Look, my creative juices aren't--oh, bother.

Well. Good night.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards! (Post 4)

As promised, TCA's are here. Those of you reading this will not be called an L7. Yay for you! All right, I think I've stalled long enough. Let's get down to business.

First category is Favorite TV show.
Nominees:

Victorious
iCarly
Mythbusters
Good Eats
Penguins of Madagascar
Planet Earth/Life
Big Time Rush

And the winner is....

Umm, maybe I should way winners because sabes que it's a tie between Mythbusters and Penguins. w00t.

Up next is Favorite Movie

Nominees:

How to Train Your Dragon
Clash of The Titans (old or new)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

And the winner is Clash of The Titans! Good, cuz I kinda like that newer version. *Let it be know that my parents are gonna totally be me up over this*

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Next category is Best Commercial!

Nominees:

'Cuz I'm a Pothole
How You Did That
Keep Your Hands Off My Doritos

And the winner is...cof...cof. cof, cof, hack, hack, gobble, gobble... Excuse me, allergy season bugs me. Anyways, the winner of Best Commercial is.... CUZ I'M A POTHOLE!

Next up, is WORST Commercial.

Nominees:

Snuggies
ShamWOW/SlapChop
Emery Cat

And the winner, err, we mean loser is Snuggies and Emery Cat! Considering thisis the first time this has been a category on TCA that's wonderful! The tie is, that is.

And now, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

Mr. Cheese speaking:

Good evening fellow viewers. We at Cheesecakian Studios are super excited because today we are going to make history. The first ever ummm, the first ever what? I don't know what I'm Doing cuz Cheese Face never TOLD me what I'm doing. OK, improv, improv, oh, yes this will do.
The first ever piece of cheese sent to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! OK, we wet the cheese because a bubble will pop if something non-wet touches it. Blow the bubble and IT'S IN! And now, we wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and wait... and IT'S THERE! We have sent the first piece of cheese to the moon, wait for it, wait for it, in a SOAP BUBBLE! Thank you and good night. Back to you Cheese Face.

Thank you, Mr. C. Finally it has to come to an end. The final category of TCA.

Best Blog

Nominees:

Impaled By Unicorns
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Wilma Knows All
BizzaroBlog

You voted and the winners are.....
IMPALED BY UNICORNS AND BIZZAROBLOG! Yay! The 4th win by the Impaler and the first for Bizzaro comic creator Dan Piraro!

And now for some honorary winners:

Hannah L.-Fried Frayed Friend
Miki F.-F.F.F.
Sidney G.- F.F.F.
Jessie M.-F.F.F.
The Impaler-F.F.F and for participating in the Cheeseys
Auntie Wilma- F.F.F. and for participating in the Cheeseys
Dan Piraro- Being an awesome cartoonist
Senora Fudgehead-F.F.F.
Bobbins Kayla-F.F.F
Jaden R.- F.F.F.
AND TO THE FANS- Thank you guys for making this all possible! You guys are the best.

Thank you to all the non L7s and Good Night.

Cheese Face and Mr. Cheese out.

One More Day! (Post 5)

One more day! One more day! The Cheesey Awards are almost here. Lemme tell you, this has had a wide turnout on votes. The most votes ever! I think. Be here tomorrow. Witness history in the making. OR if you don't I will find you and call you an L7. That's 50's slang for TURD-BUCKET.
OR if you do read it, none of that stuff will happen! And as always, our usual Rip-off Commercial, Mr. Cheese's Fantasical Stunt, and the Giving of the Honorary Cheeseys!

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards!

Well, it's a little later than promised but I was sick on Monday so... yeah. ANYWAY, I'm better now. So, the Cheeseys will consist of results, hilariously outrageous commercial, more results and Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. And the newly established Giving of the Honorary Cheeseys. w00t.

First category is Best YouTube Sensation!
Nominees:
Parry Gripp
(fluff)Friends
LikeTheHat

The winner is... Parry Gripp! Yeah, alright, he so awEsome!
I didn't mean to caps the e, but it works. IT DOES!

Next category is Best Sprt. Best sORT. BEST SPORT! There.
Nominees:
Golf
Basketball
Bowling

And the winner... will be announced right after this!

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And we're back. We left off with you guessing the winner of Best Sport.
The winner is... oh well THAT doesn't surprise me. The winner is Bowling. Who would of thunk it. Thought it. Thinked it?

And now for Best Commercial.
Nominees:
ShamWOW (ShamWOOHOO for those in the know)
Snuggie
SlapChop
KidzBop 17

And the winner is ShamWOW!

Next on our to do list of awesome things, Best Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Trout Fishin' In America

And the winner is... (and now a quote from DANG!)
What was the name *the beatles* of the band *the beatles* who won best band *beatles*. Oh it was The Beatles.

And what everyone has been asking, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

(Mr. Cheese speaking)
Thank you, Cheese Face. We are once again standing on the yellow carpet where we broke the world record for Largest Slip 'n' Slide filled with liquid Cheese Sauce. This time we have something so amazing, it will literally have you on your feet. Mostly 'cuz I don't even know what the stunt is! Just kidding, I do. Scared ya for a minute, didn't I? Today, I will ride this '66 Ford I found and reupholstered into a large pool of goo. Don't worry this 'goo' is actually the once frozen, now melted remains of our 2 ton ball of Silly Putty® from our very first stunt. I know, weird right? Here goes! (splat!) Ow, it hardened again. Oh well.
Back to you Cheese Face.

Well, that didn't go as planned.

Last three categories.

Best Song
Nominees:
Ninja Glare
Party in the USA
What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee

And the winner is... Ninja Glare

Best Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
Wilma Knows All
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob

And the winner is... sabes qué it's a tie, again. The winners are Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All!

And last but not least, Best Movie
Nominees:
Sherlock Holmes
9
New Moon

The winner is... Sherlock Holmes!

And now the Honorary winners!

Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend

Hannah L.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Shay S.-- Awesome artist and f.f.f.

Sidney G.-- F.F.F.

Impaler, Auntie Wilma and SJB-- For participating in the Cheeseys, as always

To my awesome fans-- for voting and making this possible

Well, Thanks for watching and good night!

Cheese Face Out

OMG (G)! It's the Cheeseys!

You can read right? Cuz if you can't, shucks for you! That's right the Cheesey Awards are coming back! Be here Feb. 15 to see the winners and as always Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. Vote now!

The Cheesey Awards

Welcome one and all to the 2nd semi- semi-annual Cheesey Awards! This one was a good one that's for sure. I remember the first ever Cheesey Awards. Since I had randomly Come up with it at the spur of the moment, I didn't have time to make awards. But not this time. Yep. The Winner or Winners, as we had last time, for Best Blog will get a certificate proving their efforts worthy of a Cheesey Award. And not only that! But I'm also giving Cheeseys to some honorary nominees, one you couldn't get to vote on 'cuz, these nominees were specifically hand-picked by me. So sit down withe your fried frayed friends and enjoy the show. IT BEGINS...... NOW!


First Category is Best Blog.
Nominees:
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Wilma Knows All
Impaled by Unicorns
The Almost Real Adventures of Bob

You voted and the winner is... Impaled By Unicorns!! Congrats!



Second Category is Favorite Female Singer
Nominees:
Katy Perry
Lady GaGa
Charlotte Martin

And the winner is... Lady GaGa. Hurray. :0|



Up next is Favorite Male Singer
Nominees:
Parry Gripp
Jason Mras
Micheal Jackson

The winner is... Parry Gripp! Yeah, all right.



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Our next category is Awsomest Band.
Nominees:
*the beatles*
Trout Fishin' in America
Nuttin But Strings

You voted and the winner is... *the beatles*


The next category is Favorite Sport
Nominees:
Tennis
Volleyball
Baseball

the winner is... IT'S A THREE-WAY TIE!!



Most Random Thing To Say When Talking To Your Grandmother
Nominees:
CHEETOES!!
You like Dags?
Burt into hysterical laghter

Well? What is it? It is... CHEETOES!

The next category is Favorite Movie.

Nominees:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mall Cop

Bee Movie

Twilight

And the winner is... Monty Python and the Holy Grail

And now the moment you've all been waiting for, Mr. Cheese and his Fantastical Stunt!

(Mr. Cheese speaking)

We are outside of Cheesecakia Studios in Cheeseland, CE, standing on the Yellow Carpet where we await the upcoming stunt. Out stunt is going to get us into the Guinness Book of World Records if I do say so myself. We are going to have a willing and faithful volunteer from the mob behind me go down THE WORLD'S FIRST SLIP 'N' SLIDE! OK not the world's first regular Slip 'n' Slide, but it is the first one to have pure liquid cheese pumped into it, courtesy of Cheese Hut, and it is over a mile long. (Yes, Cheesecakia uses the non-metric system). OK we pick you to be our volunteer. She treks up the hill and here she goes! (Screams excitedly) She has finished the Slip 'n' Slide with a top speed of 42 mph! Anew record! Well All of this is a new record but still... Back to you Cheese Face.

OK it's our final category, Favorite Song. Nominees:

Eleanor Rigby

Last Train to Awesmetown

I Got No iPhone

And the winner of Favorite Song is... Eleanor Rigby!!

And now for some Honorary Winners!

Hannah L. - Best 8th grade friend

Katie W. - Awesome friend

Micah F. - Awesome friend

And Bob - Being the awesomest Ippit I've ever known

The Impaler, Auntie Wilma, and Steve Joe Bob - Participating in the Cheesey Awards

Congratulations to all the Winners. Thanks for reading and GOOD NIGHT!

--Cheese Face :0)

Countdown To AWESOME!

It's only 48 more hours away! The Cheesey Awards are almost here. So I will put up a Countdown so we can countdown til the Cheeseys come!

Late.

Cheese Face out.

Thanks!

I just want to say thanks, you guys, the faithful readers of The Cheese Face Page, for voting NON-STOP for the Cheeseys. You guys are awesome, so know I'm gonna give you an update on how all the candidates are doing on the polls.

Favorite Song:
Eleanor Rigby-- 2 votes
Last Train to Awesometown-- 1 vote
I Got No iPhone-- no votes


Favorite Movie:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail-- 3 votes
Mall Cop-- no votes
Bee Movie-- no votes
Twilight-- 1 vote


Most Random thing to Say When talking to Your Grandmother:
CHEETOES!!-- 4 votes
You like Dags?-- 1 vote
Burst into hysterical laughter- 1 vote


Favorite Sport:
Tennis-- 2 votes
Baseball-- 1 vote
Volleyball-- 1 vote


Awesomest Band;
*the beatles*-- 9 votes
Trout Fishin' in America-- 2 votes
Nuttin' But Strings-- 1 vote


Best Blog:
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob-- 5 votes
Wilma Knows All-- 3 votes
Impaled by Unicorns-- 6 votes
The Almost Real Adventures of Bob-- 4 votes


Favorite Mal singer:
Parry Gripp-- 4 votes
Jason Mras-- 2 votes
Micheal Jackson-- 1 vote


Favorite Female Singer:
Katy Perry-- 1 vote
Lady GaGa-- 3 votes
Charlotte Martin-- 3 votes


Cheese Face out

Its Time Once Again for the CHEESEY AWARDS!!

Yo-la, you know me, the super awesome Cheese Face. Now Listen, the Cheesey Awards are comin' up reeeeaaaaal soon-like, like on Thankgiving. I am going to post A BUNCH of polls just for this occaisian. Your job is to vote and vote every day so your favorite nominee can win! Tell All your friend to go to http://thecheeseface.blogspot.com/ to vote. The more votes, the better!


Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards!

Yo-la peoples of Earth with Internet access! You are now reading The Cheese Face Page. Sit down with your fried frayed friends( or as you Americans who OBSESSIVELY text say, BFFs) and enjoy this fine blog.

The day has come! IT'S THE SEMI-ANNUAL CHEESEY AWARDS**! OK, I may sound like an overly preppy, stuck up teen star, but I'm not. I'm just psyched for the Cheeseys.

Now before we begin, it's time to sing the Cheesecakian national anthem.

Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh Cheesecakia! Your my favorite place.
We love you from your big trees
To the busy cities.
Hail Cheesecakia!

Hail Cheesecakia, the great.
Oh, how we guide her to the way.
We help her through thick and thin.
Til the very end.
Hail Cheesecakia!

OK, here we go.

Our first category is: Best Blog.
Your Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns; impalersblog.blogspot.com
Wilma Knows All; wilmaknowsall.blogspot.com
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob; stevejoebob.blogspot.com

You voted, and the winner is..... Holy splee! It's a tie between Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All! Congrats!

Our next category is: Most Awesomest Band.
Your nominees:
Trout Fishing in America
The Beatles
Parry Gripp*

The winner is... PARRY GRIPP*! Congats, Mr. Gripp.

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And we're Back. Quick little recap, we have announced the winners for Best Blog are Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All, and the winner for Most Awesomest Band is Parry Gripp*!

Third category is: Best Kids' Choice Awards host.
Your Nominees:
Jack Black (2006, 2008)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (2009)
Ben Stiller (2005)

The results are in and you chose.... Jack Black!

Our fourth and FINAL category is: Best Way to Hold a Fundraiser.

But Before we tell you the results, let's go to Mr. Cheese outside on the Yellow Carpet.


(Mr. Cheese speaking)
Well, Cheese Face, today we are making History. We are going to see what would happen if you were to drop a 2 ton Ball of Silly Putty off the roof of This McDonald's building! Yeah! With the help of the over-sized forklift, we are able to load the GIGANTIC egg onto the roof. I have just now received word that the egg is off and now we push. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... PUSH! HOLY SPLEE-VILLE! WE HAVE JUST MADE THE BALL GO UP 10 FEET and come crashing down to the cement were it has exploded into a large pile of goo!

Thank you, Mr. Cheese. And now, your nominees for Best Way to Hold a Fundraiser are:
Car Wash
Magazine sales
selling chocolates

AND NOW THE WINNER IS..... CAR WASH!

Thank you for reading and good night!


*Parry Gripp though technically not a band, still makes song and therefore qualifies him for the winner.
**The Cheesey Awards do not actually hand out awards, but instead is a symbol of appreciation.