New Semester, New Teachers

'Tis the beginning of a new semester. And with that, brings changes in my schedule. I have new teachers, as well as a few teachers from last semester. I give you:

A Guide to Cheese Face's Teachers

Mr. Casper: Not his real name, but his name sounds like Casper the Friendly Ghost. He is pretty cool. He's my geoscience teacher.

Schwartzie: Previously known as "Captain", until I discovered upperclassmen in orchestra already had an "affectionate pet name" for him.

Ms. C: My new English teacher! She's much, much better than my teacher last semester. She's nice, and her voice doesn't get on my nerves. My last English teacher, when we were doing Romeo and Juliet, would often mispronounce the word 'soliloquy' by saying 'soliquy'. I was like, "Seriously, you've done this dozens of times, you shouldn't mispronounce 'soliloquy'. There's another syllable!" This last teacher is the won I wrote the crackfic for.

Magister: Previously known as "Mr. Awesome McCoolname" until I learned the Latin word for teacher or master is 'magister'.

Mr. M.: He is my computer apps teacher. He's nice, but he's kind of nerdy, which isn't bad. He's also young enough to have a junior brother going to my school.

Mrs. D.: She's my geography teacher. She's nice and really funny. I like her.

Mrs. Smurphy: She's my geometry teacher. She's nice, but her voice gets on my nerves after a little while, kind of like the Smurfs. Hence why I call her 'Smurphy'.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 24

It's been a while since the last Random Questions. Here, mortals, take this as gift of peace.

Random Questions 1: Name a not-so famous person in History.
Answer: Emperor Norton I of America

Random Question 2: Where's the Dijon mustard?
Answer: Where's my foot?

Random Question 3: Are you ever going to post the long awaited Cheeseys?
Answer: Spoilers!

Random Question 4: Tell us about Rupert Graves, Cheese Face.
Answer: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

Cheese Face out.

Congress is Trying to Censor the Internet.

Yes, sadly Americans, it's true. They say it's for "stopping internet piracy".  Well, piracy's been going on for a very long time, I don't think it's going to stop, online or otherwise. I just heard about it when I logged onto Firefox and it had a big black box that said "Censored". This was obviously for raising awareness (for now). You can read more at this site.

I clicked on the box and it took me to a site(not the site linked above) and I read a little more. Then I logged onto Tumblr.com and when it took me to my dash all of the posts had black boxes as a "preview" of what could happen if the bill was passed.

I say it's a load of junk. Congress, if you're listening, you have a public out there waiting to bite your freaking heads off! Why don't you try to pass Obama's Jobs Act proposal and get this country going! I have my Senators and Representatives emails, (thanks to Civics!) and You should be worried. Oh, so worried.

Here's a post I found on Tumblr:
"Now the question for the hour is 'Who's got the Internet?' Answer, we do. Next question, 'Who's coming to take it from us?' Come on, look at us! No powers, no legislation, no fortunes worth a damn, but we've got something else: we've all got tumblrs we don't want to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little Congress with all your silly little bills, and you've got any plans on taking the Internet tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever lampooned you with hilarious memes, and then, and then, do the smart thing!... Let somebody else try first." (source brookerface.tumblr.com)
Yes, that's the Doctor's Pandorica Speech, modified for this purpose.

I personally don't think this bill will get anywhere, and if it does, then Supreme Court will say it's unconstitutional because of free speech. But it this does get passed... let's leave that to their imaginations.

Cheese Face out.

Parry Gripp Madness! !=0!

Yes, I just made up the !=0! emoticon. It shall mean AWESPIC. Yes, don't you contradict me or I'll kill you. =) But, I have just now self-diagnosed myself with Parry Gripp Madness. Its symptoms include, but is not limited to: random singing-check, bursting into dance-check, quoting songs-check, having an insane adoration for small, furry animals-check, Googling yourself-big check. Just go to parrygripp.com. Or better yet click the linky in Awesome Webby-Sites.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards

Yo-yo ma and welcome to the first anniversary Cheesey Award! It was one year ago I awkwardly came up with something that would affect the rest of this blog forEVER. So let's get started.

Favorite TV Show results:
Nominees:
Victorious
Spongebob
Penguins of Madagascar
Invader ZIM
Mythbusters

And the winner is... actually the winners are Penguins of Madagascar, Invader ZIM, and Mythbusters! *Plays awards ceremony music*

The next category is Favorite Commercial.
The Nominees:
RED ONE!
'Cuz I'm a Pothole
Paste for Sock
The Pythagorist... Before That, uh, Theorem

The winner is Cuz I'm a Pothole and The Pythagorist and that other stuff I said. THEOREM!

And now a commercial break.

Hey you! Yes you! Are you tired of playing with wet sand! No? Well you should be! Because we've got something better! Introducing Water SiO2! That's right! Silicon dioxide that never gets wet! You can call 1-888-WTRSIO2 and order yours for only 1999.99!

What do you do after school? Eat? Do chores? Rot your brain? Well if you want to have a life after elementary school stop doing those things! Get out and play an hour a day! Mr. Cheese: I pity the moron.

Well, that was entertaining wasn't it?

Next category is Favorite Song.
Nominees:
Eleanor Rigby
Particle Man
Roy G. Biv
Last Train to Awesometown

And the winner is... Particle Man! "Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can..."

The pigeonhole up next is Most Random Thing to Say When Talking to Your Grandmother
Nominees:
CHEETOES?!?!
Oh, well that happened...
RYAN SEACREST!!
OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!!

aND ThE wiNNeRs aRe Oh, well that happened..., RYAN SEACREST!!, and OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN!

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Oh, yes. That sounds awesome. FULL CIRCLE!

Up next is Favorite Sport.
Nominees:
Cricket
Golf
Baseball/Softballs
Curling
Tennis
Archery

You voted, so Mr. Nemetz won't hate you, maybe, but the winner is Archery! Yes! My school's team has been #1 for like ever.

Favorite KCA Host.
Nominees:
Jack Black
Kevin James
Dwayne Johnson
Ben Stiller

And the winner will be announced after a soapbox speech written by the always cute, rarely wet, and promptly prompt MR. NEMETZ!

Mr. Nemetz speaking:

The Gulf coast. That is where that horrible, sticky black stuff, oil as you may call it, is at. We need to get our act together. 'Kay? Cuz I used to live there before I lived at the MoA. Yeah, so clean it up. Get it sealed, 'kay Mr. EPA Executive. skdjvnhajvhnasdlfkjvsdk.vj nalkjdhga!

And the winner of Favorite KCA Host is James Black and Kevin Jack. No! Jack Black and Kevin James! Yeah!

Favorite Movie results are in.
Nominees:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

And the winner is Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Up next is Favorite Female singer.
Nominees:
Ke$ha
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus
Charlotte Martin

The winner is Charlotte Martin!

Favorite Male Singer
Nominees:
Justin Bieber
Micheal Jackson
Adam Lambert

And the winner of Favorite Male Singer is Micheal Jackson. If he weren't dead, he'd be really excited.

And now for Mr. Cheese's FANTASTICAL STUNT!!!

Well, here in Cheesecakian Studios we have the greatest thing planned. We're gonna go back in time. Really! Nope, we're not. But we did get you excited didn't we. Instead we will make the world's largest bubble! Yeah, not really. I, uh, I don't know... um... back to you Cheese Face.

Mr. Cheese you have sucked for the last time. It's the first anniversary of the Cheeseys and you had to make it suck. No worries, it's always fun watching someone mess up. :0/

Our penultimate category is Favorite Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Metallica
They Might Be Giants
Linkin Park

And the penultimate winner of the penultimate category is THE BEATLES! woo-hoo!

And last but not least Favorite Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
BizarroBlog
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
Your Friendly Neighborhood Goth

and the winner is IMPALED BY UNICORNS! DAH-DA-DA- DAH DA-DA DA-DA DA DAH DA-DA! FRIENDLY MUSIC!

And now for the Honorary Winners.

Emma-- Favorite Blog, FFF, Fellow Cellist

Micah F.-- FFF

Sidney G.-- FFF

Jessie M.-- FFF

Shae S.-- FFF

Rebecca F.-- FFF

Senora Fudgehead-- FFF

All de Nominees-- for participating in the Cheeseys.

Thank you and good NIGHT.

Cheese Face out.