Random Questions: Post 24

It's been a while since the last Random Questions. Here, mortals, take this as gift of peace.

Random Questions 1: Name a not-so famous person in History.
Answer: Emperor Norton I of America

Random Question 2: Where's the Dijon mustard?
Answer: Where's my foot?

Random Question 3: Are you ever going to post the long awaited Cheeseys?
Answer: Spoilers!

Random Question 4: Tell us about Rupert Graves, Cheese Face.
Answer: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Reunited and It Feel's So Good

Hello, have no fear, the Cheese Face is here, with Senora Fudgehead! More randomocity with one of my best buds.

Random Question 1: At what time does the cheese blossom?
Senora's answer: Pardon?

Random Question 2: What is the most evil thing you have ever seen?
Senora: Gunter and I hugging.

Random Question 3: Is it a cow, or a derelict?
Senora: Derecow.

Random Question 4: Do you have anything to say to the peoples of the world?
Senora: I WILL BE FAMOUS!

And let all who read this know that WE ARE INCONSPICUOUS! oops not anymore.

Cheese Face and Senora out.

Coming soon to theatres: Senora's new nickname!

Random Questions: Post 22

Hey, you know what I haven't done in exactly five months? Posted a Random Questions.So Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face!

Random Question 1: Lucy has three apples. Billy has five times as many apples as Lucy. Megan has three times as many apples as Billy. How many apples does Megan have?
Answer: Forty-five.

Random Question 2:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
Answer: Why would it do something as stupid as chuck Chuck Norris?

Random Question 3: If a cranberry and a pomegranate had a child what would it be called?
Answer: Ask a geneticist.

Random Question 4: What time is it?
Answer: ADVENTURE TIME!

And now, something special. Today is my mom's birthday so....

You are my mummy, and I loves you. Happy birfday!

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 21

Well, it's the first snowday of the year in Cheeseland, so it's time for Random Questions!

Random question 1: If the fire department and the fire departmant arrive at the same intersection at the same time, who has the right-of-way?
Answer: The police.

Random question 2: About how many inches of snow is Cheeseland expected to receive?
Answer: I've heard stories of 6-7 inches, but I really don't know

Random Question 3: What do you plan to do on this snowday?
Answer: Go sledding.

Random Question 4: Is it true that George Washington was the first President of the US of A?
Answer: No. There were 14 congressional presidents before him that Congress elected every year. GW was the first Constitutional president.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 20

The first Random Questions post of 2011. WOW, 2010 went fast. But 2011 is going to get even better, I can feel it in my squiddily-spooch. BRING ON THE iPAD 3.0!!

Random Question 1: What is Agent Gibbs' hobby?
Answer: Building boats in his basement whilst drinking bourbon.

Random Question 2: Where is Waldo?
Answer: Missouri.

Random Question 3: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: Fire.

Random Question 4: If it rains in Cincinnati an 4:35 pm and stops at 6:30 pm, moves west towards Chicago and starts raining there at 7:46 pm, when is your infamous bagel recipe done?
Answer: At the corner of 1st and Adams.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 19

Hello. This is an automatic voice message machine. The Cheese Face is not here right now, so please leave your name and number after the tone. JUST KIDDING!! I fooled ya didn't I? DIDN'T I?!?! So this is Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face.

Random Question 1: What is the krabby patty secret formula?
Answer: Click picture to make it big-like. Did you click it? YAY YOU WIN!

Random Question 2: What is the prized possesion of the General of the Cheesecakian Militia?
Answer: His first fishing trophy of 19-ought, eleventy-twelbe.

Random question 3: What is your favorite decade of music?
Answer: 80s' music.

Random question 4: Where is my left thumb ring?!
Answer: Who wears thumb rings?

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions Special Edition 1

Today we will inteview someone so important to the world that it might implode, my neighbor, Bob. Just kidding, it's my near and dear fried frayed friend, the one, the only, SENORA FUDGEHEAD!!!!!!!

(And yes, these are the fantastic Fudgehead's answers.)

Random Question 1: What is your favorite color?

Answer: Purple.

Random Question 2: What is the best vacation you've ever been on?

Answer:When I went to Oklahoma in '08. I went to a mall 3 or 4 times bigger than the one here and had a huge waterpark.

Random Question 3: What is your favorite Italian restaurant?
Answer: I love the pizza at Grisanti's.

Random Questions 4: If you were stuck on a desert island and could only say one sentence or else you'd be dipped in boiling oil what would you say?
Answer: I would convince the natives that I am a god and that if they kill me , my father would bestow thousands of years of torture upon their tribe and would bring great bounty to their enemy's.

See, some of my friends are normal.

Cheese Face out

Random Questions: Post 18

HEY YOU?! "Who me?" YES YOU! "Okay." ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF RANDOM QUESTIONS? No?!? Well, get ready because it's Random Questions time, with your host, Cheese Face.

Random Question 1: If you were an advice column, what would you be called?
Answer: The Run-of-the-Mill Advice Column.

Random Question 2: How far away is the sun?
Answer: It's 93 million miles away.... AND THAT'S WHY IT LOOKS SO SMALL!!!!

Random Question 3: What is the name of the summer camp where Trunko goes?
Answer: Camp Chaggogauggocomputerteriyakisuzukihondaciviclandville.

Random Question 4: What is a diphthong?
Answer: I already explained that.

Random Questions: Post 17

I am sitting at my grandparents house blogging because there is nothing else to do. Normally, I could spend hours on the computer doing mindless things, like playing games, but not today. Anways, this is Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face.

Random question 1:On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you?
Answer: 9.

Random question 2: If you were trapped on a island and could only say one sentence or else you'd get fried in oil, what would you say?
Answer: "Where is Chuck Norris?"

Random question 3: How are laptops better than desktops?
Answer: PORTABLE COMPUTATION, BABY!

Random question 4: What are the "official names" of #, &, *?
Answer: octothorpe (#); ampersand (&); and asterisk (*).

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 16

Good afternoon. It is Saturday, October 2, 2010. This is Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face.

Random question 1: Why did you decide to call it the Cheesey Awards.
Answer: Actually, I had the idea in my head for some time, but I wasn't quite sure how it would work out. I finally posted the first ever Cheeseys and decided to poll the readers instead of hand-picking them. That way, they really are like those Academy Awards.

Random question 2: When is the next super special event?
Answer: Sabes que, I don't know.

Random question 3: What is your favorite band?
Answer: It's between the Beatles and They Might Be Giants.

Random question 4: Will Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt be improved or will it continue to get suckish?
Answer: Currently, Mr. Cheese is reviewing the first two Cheeseys and studing them so he can make something like that without actually repeating the stunt.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 15

Buenos dias, and welcome to Random Questions.


Random question 1: What would be the atomic weight of lead if it were on the moon?
Answer: 34.533333...

Random question 2: A train enters a tunnel at7 o'clock. Another train enters the exact same tunnel also at 7 o'clock, on the same day. The tunnel has only one track, no passing places, and no other means for the trains to pass around, under, or over. However, both trains make it to the other end of the tunnel, untouched. How did they do it?
Answer: One train went in at 7 am, the other at 7 pm.

Random question 3: What is time?
Answer: Something too long, and too boring to discuss.

Random question 4: The phrase 'civil war' is an oxymoron. Why?
Answer: Because, if a war was civil, it'd be called a 'debate'.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 14

Good eve-noon. Welcome to Random Questions. Tonight we will be interviewing A Platypus-Bear.
WHHAAT?! No. It's Random Questions. Oh...

Random question 1: If y=mx+b then what does c equal?
Answer: C does not fit into that formula.

Random question 2: Is it true that "young whippersnappers" always wear baggy jeans?
Answer: For that you'll have to read my new book, Cheese Face: Truly True or Really Real?

Random Question 3: Is Mr. Cheese's Fantastical stunt NOT going to suck this upcoming Cheeseys?
Answer: IDK. IJACF.

Random question 4: Will you please speak Html?
Answer: No.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 13

Good things happen late at night when school starts in less than 5 days. You know what happens? Random Questions happen. I'm your host, Cheese Face.

Random Question 1: Who is the greatest person in the world?
Answer: The dude who invented the word 'awesome', 'cuz that's like the greatest word ever.

Random Question 2: What time does McDonald's close?
Answer: I thought they were open 24/7.

Random Question 3: What is your favorite comic in the newspaper?
Answer: Bizarro by Dan Piraro.

Random Question 4: What time is it?
Answer: 11:15 PM CsT, which is different that CST.

That's it for Random Questions. Good Night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, but they might.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 12

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another installment of your favorite ongoing segment with your host, Cheese Face.

Random question 1: Where would you find the Aquatics Centre of America?
Answer: Well, Canada and United Kingdom use the reversed 'er' so I'm guessing it's somewhere in Canada or UK unless it's trying to appeal to tourist from there. Or maybe there is no Aquatics Centre of America. Btw, Centre looks like cen-tray, if you get my drift.

Random Question 2: What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
Answer: I'm not Stephen Hillenburg, I don't know.

Random question 3: Is it true that AT&T is the best 3G network, or something?
Answer: I cannot confirm nor deny that statement.

Random question 4: How old is the world?
Answer: I'm not an astronomer, ask someone else.

Well, join us next week, or not, for Random Questions.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 11

Good afternoon, and welcome to Random Questions, the only blog segment certified by the Cheesecakian Fun Association to prevent nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. So put the Pepto-Bismol back in the medicine cabinet, George.

Random Question 1: What is your favorite restaurant?
Answer: Though not in Cheesecakia, Bubba Gump's Shrimp Co. in MoA.

Random Question 2: Enchiladoritos: What are they?
Answer: How come I can hear me say "I don't know?"

Random Question 3: Are you sure you don't know what an enchiladorito is?
Answer: Again, how come I can hear me?

Random Question 4: Please describe what the super secret event on the 26th is?
Answer: No.

And now: BONUS FEATURES!!

George: Knock, knock
Jimmy: Who's there?
George: Boo
Jimmy: Boo who?
George: Don't cry. It's just a joke.
Jimmy: *groan*
George: OK, you didn't like that one.
Jimmy: Nope.
George: How 'bout this one, DONK!


Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 10

Hello, hello, fellow readers, and welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, Cheese Face.

Random Question 1: It is understood that you are going to adopt a frog. What will his/her name be?
Answer: While cartoon froggies are cute, I am not going to adopt a frog.

Random Question 2: What is the super secret surprise on July 26th?
Answer: That, my friend, is a super secret surprise.

Random Question 3: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no person is around to hear it, does it make a sound.
Answer: Yes. It is like a dog whistle. YOU may not hear it, but that doesn't mean the dog can't.

Random Question 4: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Answer: I can't answer that.

That's it for RQ. Join us some other time.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 9

Good--eh, what's it called between afternoon and evening--eve-noon. And welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, Cheese Face.

Random question 1: You went to the store. What were the contents of your cart?
Answer: I did not go to the store, as I was on YouTube watching Good Eats. Therefore there was no cart.

Random question 2: Who ate the last enchiladoritos?
Answer: I DON'T KNOW! What is it with you and enchiladoritos. I don't even know what those are.

Random question 3: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get away from the farmer who want to make coq au vin out of it.

Random question 4: Which came first: The computer or the Internet.
Answer: The computer. In ancient old timey times a computer was "one who carries out computations, or computes". The Internet came sometime in the 50s.

That's all the time we have for Random Questions.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 8

Buenas tardes (that's "good afternoon" for those non-Spanish speakers) and welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, Cheese Face.

Random question 1: We've been told you are going on a road trip with your family. Where exactly are you going?
Answer: That information is classified until further notice.

Random question 2: When are the next Cheeseys?
Answer: Sometime in July.

Random question 3: If a plane leaves Chicago going east, what time will it reach Seattle?
Answer: Never. Seattle is west of Chicago.

Random question 4: If Train A leaves Washington, D.C., at 7:30 AM, and Train B leaves Sacramento , California, at 8:00 AM, what time will Train C get the cow home?
Answer: Where did 'Train C' come from?

That's all the time we have for Random Questions. Join us next week (no promises), when we interview the platypus that was in the making of How to Hug a Platypus.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 7 (post 3)

My, it's been a long time since I've done a Random Questions. To those newer readers who I don't know about, let me offer this clarification: This is the 7th post of R.Q. and it is only 2 more posts, not counting this one, until the 100th Post Extravaganza! OK?

Random Question 1: What is your view on Justin Bieber?
Answer: Oh, God, not again. I have no comment. Now get out of my face.

Random Question 2: What is your view on the Cheeseland Arena?
Answer: I'm kinda half and half. I want it because it will create more jobs and give the city more money, but I don't think they should build an entire arena. It would cost a lot less to renovate an old sports center that hasn't been bought or isn't owned by the University. Also, the have to rearrange the train tracks that run through the proposed site and EPA said it was heavily polluted. But I guess everyone has their opinions.

Random Question 3: What do you think would have happened if B.B.S.J. won the election.?
Answer: The world would have been chaos.

Random Question 4: If a train leaves Cincinnati at 3 and another train leaves Salem at 4 and both trains are going at 70 miles per hour, what time will it be before you must call the plumber?
Answer: 5:30

That's all for Random Questions.

Cheese Face out.

RANDOM QUESTIONS: POST 6

Good evening. I'm your host, the Cheese Face.

Random questions 1: x+y=10. If y is 2 what is x?
Answer: x=8

Random Question 2: What is the combination of keys to use to make the Apple an a Mac?
Answer: Press everything I say except the pluses: shift+option+k and that should equal .

Random Question 3: A bird is flying south. A train leaves Cincinnati. You are eating mac 'n' cheese. What time does the beaver arrive for your monthy furnace repair?
Answer: 12:30 PM; Cheesecakian Standard Time.

Random Question 4 (part 1): What is your name?
Answer: Cheese Face of Cheesecakia.
RQ4(Pt 2): What is your quest?
Answer: To have a wicked awesome N.Y.E. Festival.
RQ4 (Pt 3): What is your favorite color?
Answer: Red.

That last one was (ahem) was from Monty Python.

Cheese Face out.