Many people go out to a club or go see a movie on a Saturday night. If you are an unfortunate loser who has no social life, OR you're just bored, on a Saturday night, try some of these activities.
1. Read a book
2. Surf the web
3. Create a Facebook
4. Go see a play
5. Read Emma's blog
6. Read Allie Brosh's blog
7. Watch Inception
8. Play one of the seven games you can play with a dictionary
9. Watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
10. Go grocery shopping
11. Watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
12. Go to a football game
13. Crash your enemy's party
14. Text people you don't know
15. Watch "Behold! Herman." on YouTube
16. Watch season(s) 1, 2, 3,4, and/or 5 of Doctor Who*
17. Quiz your parakeet
18. Read a tabloid
19. Hug your neighbor
20. Memorize pi
Cheese Face out.
* If you watch all 5 seasons of Doctor Who in one day, you'll either a. go insane or b. start speaking in a British accent
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31 December 2010
New Year's Eve Festival 2010
Good! You're here. Now we can party like it's 1989! Welcome to the New Year's Eve Festival of 2010.
Before we see which stuff won "best of" let's take a look at what happened over the year, shall we? Well for starters, January 1st of this year meant we were 2 years closer to our imminent doom of the Apocalypse. I still don't believe that, which is why on the supposed 'day the world ends' I'm going to sing REM's It's the End of the World As We Know It.
January 5th, President Obama met with Security Advisers to discuss the failed Christmas Day bombing, AKA, the underwear bomber. Which led to the TSA's tightening of rules...
January 12th, a 7.0 magnitude earthquake wreaks havoc on Haiti. Poor Haitians. I feel sorry for what they went through.
On January 20th, Haiti was hit with a 6.1 magnitude aftershock from the previous 'quake. Man, those guys just have bad luck or something, because I don't know what's going on down there.
January 27th, the Apple company announces its iPad. Whoo, technology just got better.
And also on January 27th, Haiti get hit with yet another aftershock, this one measuring a 4.9 magnitude. What is going on down there?!
February 6, Herman the Snowman is built. Not really important in world history but Herman deserves to be recognized.
February 7th, Super Bowl XLIV was held and the Saints won against the Colts, 31-17. If you drove by my house, Herman was holding a sign that read 'SUPER BOWL XLIV!!'.
February 12th, an Olympic Luger is killed during a practice run. The Olympics started and lasted through the 28th, as did my insane social studies assignment.
February 27th, a massive 8.8 magnitude earthquake it Chile. They say weird stuff happens when it gets close to the apocalypse, right. Because this is pretty weird chiz. First Haiti, then Chile...
March 20th, the volcano Eyjafjallajoekull, in Iceland erupted.
April 20th, the Deepwater Horizon explodes and causes one of the worst environmental disasters in history.
April 27th, the BP oil spill reaches the size of Rhode Island, which isn't so big in retrospect, but if you are an oil spill, it's kinda a big deal.
June 11th, the World Cup "kicks" off in South Africa. I guess you could say they had a "ball". Soccer puns. Always fun.
July 25th, WikiLeaks publishes the Afghan War Diary.
August 5th, BP begins cementing oil pipeline.
August 19th, Operation Iraqi Freedom ends.
October 13th, 33 Chilean miners are rescued after being trapped for 68 days. I remember the CNN live feed of the last miner being pulled out in Social Studies.
October 21st, the Haiti cholera epidemic starts. What's wrong in the Carribean? Just... no...
December 2nd, NASA discovers new life form.
December 21st was the first solstice lunar eclipse since 1638! And my mom got pictures on her camera too. Well, you'd make your mom stay up at 1:30 am to take pictures of the moon if it were the first solstice eclipse in over 300 years and there's not gonna be another one for another 84 years.
Those are some of the big events in 2010. Now let's get on with the Best things of 2010.
First up we have the Best Phone of 2010.
The nominees are
iPhone 3Gs
Android Phones
Blackberry Bold
HTC Nexus
and the best phone is... Android Phones. With their robotic....commercials and.... apps and....miscellaneous items.
Up next is Best TV Show of '10.
Nominees:
NCIS
Chuck
It Only Hurts When I Laugh
Victorious
Big Time Rush
and the winner is NCIS!
The next class of nominees is Worst 2010 Disaster.
Nominees:
Haiti earthquake
BP oil spill
California wildfires
2010 Heatwave
and thewinners losers are Haiti earthquake and the oil spill people.
Before we see which stuff won "best of" let's take a look at what happened over the year, shall we? Well for starters, January 1st of this year meant we were 2 years closer to our imminent doom of the Apocalypse. I still don't believe that, which is why on the supposed 'day the world ends' I'm going to sing REM's It's the End of the World As We Know It.
January 5th, President Obama met with Security Advisers to discuss the failed Christmas Day bombing, AKA, the underwear bomber. Which led to the TSA's tightening of rules...
January 12th, a 7.0 magnitude earthquake wreaks havoc on Haiti. Poor Haitians. I feel sorry for what they went through.
On January 20th, Haiti was hit with a 6.1 magnitude aftershock from the previous 'quake. Man, those guys just have bad luck or something, because I don't know what's going on down there.
January 27th, the Apple company announces its iPad. Whoo, technology just got better.
And also on January 27th, Haiti get hit with yet another aftershock, this one measuring a 4.9 magnitude. What is going on down there?!
February 6, Herman the Snowman is built. Not really important in world history but Herman deserves to be recognized.
February 7th, Super Bowl XLIV was held and the Saints won against the Colts, 31-17. If you drove by my house, Herman was holding a sign that read 'SUPER BOWL XLIV!!'.
February 12th, an Olympic Luger is killed during a practice run. The Olympics started and lasted through the 28th, as did my insane social studies assignment.
February 27th, a massive 8.8 magnitude earthquake it Chile. They say weird stuff happens when it gets close to the apocalypse, right. Because this is pretty weird chiz. First Haiti, then Chile...
March 20th, the volcano Eyjafjallajoekull, in Iceland erupted.
April 20th, the Deepwater Horizon explodes and causes one of the worst environmental disasters in history.
April 27th, the BP oil spill reaches the size of Rhode Island, which isn't so big in retrospect, but if you are an oil spill, it's kinda a big deal.
June 11th, the World Cup "kicks" off in South Africa. I guess you could say they had a "ball". Soccer puns. Always fun.
July 25th, WikiLeaks publishes the Afghan War Diary.
August 5th, BP begins cementing oil pipeline.
August 19th, Operation Iraqi Freedom ends.
October 13th, 33 Chilean miners are rescued after being trapped for 68 days. I remember the CNN live feed of the last miner being pulled out in Social Studies.
October 21st, the Haiti cholera epidemic starts. What's wrong in the Carribean? Just... no...
December 2nd, NASA discovers new life form.
December 21st was the first solstice lunar eclipse since 1638! And my mom got pictures on her camera too. Well, you'd make your mom stay up at 1:30 am to take pictures of the moon if it were the first solstice eclipse in over 300 years and there's not gonna be another one for another 84 years.
Those are some of the big events in 2010. Now let's get on with the Best things of 2010.
First up we have the Best Phone of 2010.
The nominees are
iPhone 3Gs
Android Phones
Blackberry Bold
HTC Nexus
and the best phone is... Android Phones. With their robotic....commercials and.... apps and....miscellaneous items.
Up next is Best TV Show of '10.
Nominees:
NCIS
Chuck
It Only Hurts When I Laugh
Victorious
Big Time Rush
and the winner is NCIS!
The next class of nominees is Worst 2010 Disaster.
Nominees:
Haiti earthquake
BP oil spill
California wildfires
2010 Heatwave
and the
We'll be right back so please enjoy this picture of a chrysanthemum.
And we're back. Isn't it a pretty chysanthemum. I can't belive I can spell that correctly. Anyways it's time to find out what is the best website for 2010.
Is it:
The Other Wiki (aka Wikipedia)
Yahoo
Youtube
Google products
the winners are Youtube and the Google people.
And now it's time to find out what the best song of 2010 is.
Will it be
Bad Romance
Hey, Soul Sister
Baby
and the winner is...Hey, Soul Sister! I both love and hate that song because it's always getting stuck in my head, and my social studies class from last year kinda ruined the song for me from singing it out of tune. *shudder shudder*
And finally the last category for the best things of 2010 is Best Commercial for '10.
Nominees;
Keep your hands off my Doritos
VW commercials
Kindle commercials
Subway commercials
and the winner is.... Keep Your hands off my Doritos.
And now for the Best of The Best. Starting with the Worst Disaster of the Decade.
The nominees are;
The Twin Tower Attacks
Hurricane Katrina
2004 Tsunami
and the worst thing of the decade is 9/11 and Katrina.
The results for the best infomercial merchandise of the decade are in.
The nominees:
Mighty Putty
ShamWOW
Snuggie
EmeryCat
and the winners are Migty Putty and ShamWOW.
Best Commercial of the Decade.
Nominees:
Bird in the Hand
Sargent Therapy
Taco Party
the best commericial of the decade is... Sargent Therapy. "Maybe we should chug on over to Mamby-Pambyland where maybe we can find some self-confidence ya jackwagon!"
And finally the best song of the decade.
Nominees;
Single Ladies
Feel Good Inc.
Clocks
The Pretender
and the best songs from 2000 to 2010 are Feel Good Inc and Clocks
All right. Now you know everything that happened this year and the years greatest things AND the decades greatest things. Have a safe and happy holiday.
Cheese Face out
26 December 2010
The Cheesey Awards Special: Behind the Scenes
After going on for over a year, I think it's time I tell how the Cheesey Awards happen. The five parts to the Cheeseys are 1). nomination, 2). polling, 3). results, 4). commercials, and 5). Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. So, let the explanation BEGIN.
So, after I've decided the date of the awards, usually 3-4 weeks after posting polls, I have to decide what the categories and the nominees are gonna be. I already know that one of the categories is going to be Best Blog, because the Internet is full of blogs, but to be Best Blog, now that's something said author should be proud about. Other categories include Best Band, Most Random thing to Say when Talking With Your Grandmother, Best Movie, that kind of stuff.
Then after staring at the design main page for 30 minutes while figuring out the nominees/categories, I can make the polls. Sometimes I allow multiple answers, sometimes not. Few days later, if no one has voted, I'll vote ONCE just to jump start the voting.
Then the day of the awards arrive, and that leaves me with figuring out clever ways to introduce the categories and nominees. And not to mention finding a funny intro, such as my infamous 'cheddar than ever' gag.
Ah, the Rip-off Commercials. Making fun of everything from Snuggies to UGGs, Fushigis to phones, computers to every popular thing you can think of. Of course, we didn't always make fun of things (drink coca-cola; live life).Yes, endorsing Coke is what we began with. Did you know Coke started out as a medicine with cocaine in it? My, how times have changed... But the commercials are one of my favorite things about the Cheesey Awards. How do I come up with a spoof of a popular object? It's quite easy actually. 1). Think of thing to spoof. 2). Think of all of the good things. 3) Use those things against it. Like the ABC Robot is s'possed to be the HTC Droid. Droid has many cool apps. The Robot has cool apps that malfunction every time you try to launch it. The Droid doesn't do that. In a world that doesn't, Droid does.
And finally Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt, which didn't suck on the most recent Cheeseys. This area is completely out of my expertise so to explain the stunts is the Mighte* himself Mr. Cheese.
Mr. Cheese speaking: The stunts are what give the awards its pizazz. Most awards show don't have stunts, the Oscars for example. I don't know why people watch go insane to see them. There's no excitement for the people playing at home. But the stunts, get everybody excited to see or rather read what stupid thing we'll do.
Well, there you have it. A complete explanation of one of the greatest things about The Cheese Face Page.
Cheese Face out.
*As most readers don't know, Mr. Cheese is not human, but a Mighte about 3/4 of in inch tall. I won him at a local college's open house. He's the guy behind the suck of the stunt.
So, after I've decided the date of the awards, usually 3-4 weeks after posting polls, I have to decide what the categories and the nominees are gonna be. I already know that one of the categories is going to be Best Blog, because the Internet is full of blogs, but to be Best Blog, now that's something said author should be proud about. Other categories include Best Band, Most Random thing to Say when Talking With Your Grandmother, Best Movie, that kind of stuff.
Then after staring at the design main page for 30 minutes while figuring out the nominees/categories, I can make the polls. Sometimes I allow multiple answers, sometimes not. Few days later, if no one has voted, I'll vote ONCE just to jump start the voting.
Then the day of the awards arrive, and that leaves me with figuring out clever ways to introduce the categories and nominees. And not to mention finding a funny intro, such as my infamous 'cheddar than ever' gag.
Ah, the Rip-off Commercials. Making fun of everything from Snuggies to UGGs, Fushigis to phones, computers to every popular thing you can think of. Of course, we didn't always make fun of things (drink coca-cola; live life).Yes, endorsing Coke is what we began with. Did you know Coke started out as a medicine with cocaine in it? My, how times have changed... But the commercials are one of my favorite things about the Cheesey Awards. How do I come up with a spoof of a popular object? It's quite easy actually. 1). Think of thing to spoof. 2). Think of all of the good things. 3) Use those things against it. Like the ABC Robot is s'possed to be the HTC Droid. Droid has many cool apps. The Robot has cool apps that malfunction every time you try to launch it. The Droid doesn't do that. In a world that doesn't, Droid does.
And finally Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt, which didn't suck on the most recent Cheeseys. This area is completely out of my expertise so to explain the stunts is the Mighte* himself Mr. Cheese.
Mr. Cheese speaking: The stunts are what give the awards its pizazz. Most awards show don't have stunts, the Oscars for example. I don't know why people
Well, there you have it. A complete explanation of one of the greatest things about The Cheese Face Page.
Cheese Face out.
*As most readers don't know, Mr. Cheese is not human, but a Mighte about 3/4 of in inch tall. I won him at a local college's open house. He's the guy behind the suck of the stunt.
01 October 2010
Stats
I just found out that Blogger has added a "Stats" bar in the dashboard and the tabs you see when posting. HOLY CRAP, I HAD NO IDEA! I've been looking at my stats and saw my audience. I'll give you the numbers:
United States: 310
United Kingdom: 19
Russia: 19
Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])
China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)
Taiwan: 4
Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)
Germany: 2
Denmark: 2
Latvia: 2
Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...
Cheese Face out.
SOMETHING TO DO: I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST FAMILY-FRIENDLY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. POST A COMMENT. THE BEST. I'LL POST THE WINNER HERE!
United States: 310
United Kingdom: 19
Russia: 19
Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])
China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)
Taiwan: 4
Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)
Germany: 2
Denmark: 2
Latvia: 2
Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...
Cheese Face out.
SOMETHING TO DO: I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST FAMILY-FRIENDLY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. POST A COMMENT. THE BEST. I'LL POST THE WINNER HERE!
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