Elections Are Back!

What up? This is Cheese Face. Elections are coming back! Well, at least in Cheesecakia. So far, I'm the only-what-? There's another candidate? Billy Bob Steve Joel is running against me? I thought I exiled him. He came OUT of exile? YOU CAN'T COME OUT OF EXILE, THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF EXILING! WHAT?! PIGGEH IS RUNNING AGAINST ME, TOO?! OK, we can make this work. Election Day is May 9. You have till then to vote. March 22 you will hear from the candidates.

Cheese Face Out.

PhONe BLogGin'

I'm bloggin' from my phone! How you ask? Well, my mom used her mystical-magical tech-y powers THAT'S HOW!

Cheese Face out.

FAIL!

OK, my little sister is starting her "Recorder Karate" unit in music class. Basically, she plays a song for the teacher, Mr. Oldy-locks (not is real name) who is so old he makes dirt look new (hence OLDY! What's funny is, he has no hair either), and if she passes the song, she will earn a "belt" for her recorder. So you're probably wondering why "FAIL!". Well, even though she JUST STARTED, she hasn't or doesn't know how to controll how hard she breathes in the mouthpiece. So the recorder goes, "eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk" really loud. So every time it does that, even AFTER she has learned how to play it, I will yell "FAIL!" Not all the time. Just when it squeaks.

Cheese Face out.

OMG This Computer Talks!

I found this out a few days ago, but I'll tell you now. My mom's computer talks! She has an iMac that's why. Poo to PC's. Well... I blog from this computer cuz, the computer me and my sibs got for Christmas has no Internet yet. We need a router or something. Maybe a modem. But anyways... My siblings found this out when they were looking for stuff for my little sister's science fair when they highlighted some words and it started talking. How I do not know. But I do know that my mom set it up to where if you highlight some words and press control+s it speaks.

How osome!

Cheese Face out.

This Assignment Is Getting Harder to Do

What peoples of the world! While the Impaler has Rockouticus, I has the Olympics for my crazy assignment. Well, I thought it would be fun. Man, was I horribly wrong. First off, the country I have to record is not my own, but Russia. Yay, gold in Figure Skating. But the Olympics come on at 1, 7, and 12 midnight. I can do 7, but midnight I'm asleep, and at 1 I'm at school. Soooo... yeah. Not only that, I don't know what medals Russia has won cuz, I am at school. Or asleep. Yeah.

Cheese Face out.

Am I Gonna Get Sued?!

Yes. It might be true. OK I'll elaborate. Y'know the SECOND Cheesey Awards? Well, apparently the commercial product has already been patented. So I basically used it in a commercial without permission. I just found out like this morning. I don't need a lawsuit. You probably forgot the commercial. If so, the item in question is The Food Saver. Yes. That vacuum food packaging gig on Saturday morning cartoons.

I just hope they don't find out. Heck, it's been six months since that commercial so I'm probably safe... for now.

Cheese Face out.

So You Want to Win a Cheesey?

The other day a little kid, whose older sibling apparently goes to my school and decided to look up my blog, came up to me and asked, "How do you win a Cheesey?" Did that actually happen? No. I just needed an intro. But, you are probably wondering how to win an Honorary Cheesey right? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyways.

• You must be awesome in any way, shape, or form
• You must know me (or I must know YOU)
• You can't nominate yourself (those who do so will be disqualified)

So those are the basics. Yep. You want an explanation? Lemme go back and edit. I can't. The rules are pretty self-'splanitory.

Cheese Face out.

The Cheesey Awards!

Well, it's a little later than promised but I was sick on Monday so... yeah. ANYWAY, I'm better now. So, the Cheeseys will consist of results, hilariously outrageous commercial, more results and Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. And the newly established Giving of the Honorary Cheeseys. w00t.

First category is Best YouTube Sensation!
Nominees:
Parry Gripp
(fluff)Friends
LikeTheHat

The winner is... Parry Gripp! Yeah, alright, he so awEsome!
I didn't mean to caps the e, but it works. IT DOES!

Next category is Best Sprt. Best sORT. BEST SPORT! There.
Nominees:
Golf
Basketball
Bowling

And the winner... will be announced right after this!

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And we're back. We left off with you guessing the winner of Best Sport.
The winner is... oh well THAT doesn't surprise me. The winner is Bowling. Who would of thunk it. Thought it. Thinked it?

And now for Best Commercial.
Nominees:
ShamWOW (ShamWOOHOO for those in the know)
Snuggie
SlapChop
KidzBop 17

And the winner is ShamWOW!

Next on our to do list of awesome things, Best Band.
Nominees:
The Beatles
Trout Fishin' In America

And the winner is... (and now a quote from DANG!)
What was the name *the beatles* of the band *the beatles* who won best band *beatles*. Oh it was The Beatles.

And what everyone has been asking, Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt!

(Mr. Cheese speaking)
Thank you, Cheese Face. We are once again standing on the yellow carpet where we broke the world record for Largest Slip 'n' Slide filled with liquid Cheese Sauce. This time we have something so amazing, it will literally have you on your feet. Mostly 'cuz I don't even know what the stunt is! Just kidding, I do. Scared ya for a minute, didn't I? Today, I will ride this '66 Ford I found and reupholstered into a large pool of goo. Don't worry this 'goo' is actually the once frozen, now melted remains of our 2 ton ball of Silly Putty® from our very first stunt. I know, weird right? Here goes! (splat!) Ow, it hardened again. Oh well.
Back to you Cheese Face.

Well, that didn't go as planned.

Last three categories.

Best Song
Nominees:
Ninja Glare
Party in the USA
What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee

And the winner is... Ninja Glare

Best Blog
Nominees:
Impaled By Unicorns
Wilma Knows All
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob

And the winner is... sabes qué it's a tie, again. The winners are Impaled By Unicorns and Wilma Knows All!

And last but not least, Best Movie
Nominees:
Sherlock Holmes
9
New Moon

The winner is... Sherlock Holmes!

And now the Honorary winners!

Senora Fudgehead-- Fried Frayed Friend

Hannah L.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Micah F.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Jessie M.-- Fried Frayed Friend

Shay S.-- Awesome artist and f.f.f.

Sidney G.-- F.F.F.

Impaler, Auntie Wilma and SJB-- For participating in the Cheeseys, as always

To my awesome fans-- for voting and making this possible

Well, Thanks for watching and good night!

Cheese Face Out

Behold! Herman.

I am now a YouTube star! FFFFWWWHHHHATTT? You don't believe me? Go to YouTube and look up "Behold! Herman.".

And now... an explaination of Herman.

Herman is a snowman I made on Super Bowl Sunday. Or was it Saturday? Anyways, I made a video on my phone, sent it to my mom and she posted it on YouTube! Sadly, Herman was beheaded well before his time. TO THE PUNK WHO DID THIS: I WILL FIND YOU AND HURT YOU LIKE YOU HURT HERMAN! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU EXCEPT BEING ALL CUTE AND SNOWMAN-Y!

Cheese Face out.

OMG (G)! It's the Cheeseys!

You can read right? Cuz if you can't, shucks for you! That's right the Cheesey Awards are coming back! Be here Feb. 15 to see the winners and as always Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt. Vote now!