Yes! Uh-huh! Whoo! Shoosh yeah! Halloweenies has arrived! Finally! I've been waiting for 30 days. And now for the Happy Halloweenies Song:
Happy Halloweenies!
Halloweenies cake!
Happy Halloweenies!
Pin the tail on the seahorse!
Happy Halloweenies!
HAPPY HALLOWEENIES!
Wasn't that fun? And today is my grandma's birthday. Yay.
Happy Birthday, Grandma!
Happy Birthday cake!
Happy Birthday, Grandma!
Pin the tail on the donkey!
Happy Birthday, Grandma!
I can't wait to eat 15% of my candy income tonight!
Cheese Face out.
31 October 2010
29 October 2010
Random Questions: Post 18
HEY YOU?! "Who me?" YES YOU! "Okay." ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF RANDOM QUESTIONS? No?!? Well, get ready because it's Random Questions time, with your host, Cheese Face.
Random Question 1: If you were an advice column, what would you be called?
Answer: The Run-of-the-Mill Advice Column.
Random Question 2: How far away is the sun?
Answer: It's 93 million miles away.... AND THAT'S WHY IT LOOKS SO SMALL!!!!
Random Question 3: What is the name of the summer camp where Trunko goes?
Answer: Camp Chaggogauggocomputerteriyakisuzukihondaciviclandville.
Random Question 4: What is a diphthong?
Answer: I already explained that.
Random Question 1: If you were an advice column, what would you be called?
Answer: The Run-of-the-Mill Advice Column.
Random Question 2: How far away is the sun?
Answer: It's 93 million miles away.... AND THAT'S WHY IT LOOKS SO SMALL!!!!
Random Question 3: What is the name of the summer camp where Trunko goes?
Answer: Camp Chaggogauggocomputerteriyakisuzukihondaciviclandville.
Random Question 4: What is a diphthong?
Answer: I already explained that.
27 October 2010
Humming Winter in Fall
Yes, it is hopelessly stuck in my head. Antonio Vivaldi's The Four Seasons movement, Winter, is stuck in my head. And it's fall. Irony, it's horribly ironic. I'd post a TooYube video of it on here, but I don't know how. So do the world a favor and become one with Google. Many things, that Google is...
But seriously folks, I wanted to ask you to post your greatest Halloweenies costume ever. One thing I've noticed is it's easy to find costumes for little ones and adults, but not for nerdy teens who want to rot their teeth out with that sticky sugar stuff. Creativity ensues, for I am going as a nerd. And I will most definitely reel in the most candy of all of my siblings, because they all have to either use other stuff to make their costumes (time-waster!) or they have a store-bought costume that everyone goes for. Last year, I went as Abby Sciuto from NCIS, and it was totally EPIC. The year before that, some sort of vampire/fairytale being hybrid. And the year before that, a vampire/feline hybrid being. One year, my parents dressed me up as Wednesday Addams. I don't even remember that. Yeah... so I'm happy I have stopped combining vampires with non-vampire stuff. Hurray for individuality! Now to cut to the chase, anyone who happens upon this blog is to please tell me about their greatest costume ever, and it wouldn't hurt if you added a little anecdote.
Cheese Face out.... possibly
But seriously folks, I wanted to ask you to post your greatest Halloweenies costume ever. One thing I've noticed is it's easy to find costumes for little ones and adults, but not for nerdy teens who want to rot their teeth out with that sticky sugar stuff. Creativity ensues, for I am going as a nerd. And I will most definitely reel in the most candy of all of my siblings, because they all have to either use other stuff to make their costumes (time-waster!) or they have a store-bought costume that everyone goes for. Last year, I went as Abby Sciuto from NCIS, and it was totally EPIC. The year before that, some sort of vampire/fairytale being hybrid. And the year before that, a vampire/feline hybrid being. One year, my parents dressed me up as Wednesday Addams. I don't even remember that. Yeah... so I'm happy I have stopped combining vampires with non-vampire stuff. Hurray for individuality! Now to cut to the chase, anyone who happens upon this blog is to please tell me about their greatest costume ever, and it wouldn't hurt if you added a little anecdote.
Cheese Face out.... possibly
23 October 2010
Zzzzzzooooo
I go to zoo today. It in Big O in Cheesecakia. Why I talk like this? I don't know, cuz it's fun. But yeah the zoo. And it's not a stupid zoo like the one here. There's like 5 animals there: 3 ponies and 2 camels. Yeah, the one here sucks. But the one in Big O doesn't suck. It has the world's largest indoor desert, which is also the world's largest glazed geodesic dome; the world's largest nocturnal exhibit, and the world's largest indoor rainforest. Isn't that fun?
Cheese Face out.
Cheese Face out.
20 October 2010
Testing 1... 2... 3...
Howdy-do! Today was the 6 day of testing at my school. The Iowa Test of Basic Skills. I live in Cheesecakia. Why do I need to take a test from Boring-as-Heck Iowa? The good news is no homework! The bad news is, afterwards I'm bored. So... to compensate the boredom I draw posters with witty sayings like, Shoosh yeah, True chiz, Earth: It's a planet, and Fail and Pwnd.
I plan on making copies of these posters and selling them for 75 cents each. Childrens love witty catchphrases.
Cheese Face out.
I plan on making copies of these posters and selling them for 75 cents each. Childrens love witty catchphrases.
Cheese Face out.
17 October 2010
Copyright 2010
I was randomly Googling this fine blog yesterday, out of sheer boredom, and I came across this website called Protect Our Kids. They stole my Silly Band thing. So I sent them an e-mail saying they should cite their source and I haven't heard back. Granted it's only been a day, but 99% of the people I know get back to me within a day, maybe 36 hours. I am so prepared to fight!
Stupid copyright infringers.
Cheese Face out.
Stupid copyright infringers.
Cheese Face out.
Halloweenies is Almost Upon Us
That's right. Only 3 more weeks until the event known as Halloweenies. I has super-osome costume planned. I is going as a nerd. Yep. Why? Because nerds are awesome. And one day, all the prancies will be working for us. And speaking of nerds, Bill Gates, founder of Windows and Microsoft, was teased when he was in school and look at him now! He's like the richest man alive. But for me, it's not about money; it's about being able to confuse my enemies. But I still like money. *money*
Cheese Face out.
Cheese Face out.
09 October 2010
Random Questions: Post 17
I am sitting at my grandparents house blogging because there is nothing else to do. Normally, I could spend hours on the computer doing mindless things, like playing games, but not today. Anways, this is Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face.
Random question 1:On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you?
Answer: 9.
Random question 2: If you were trapped on a island and could only say one sentence or else you'd get fried in oil, what would you say?
Answer: "Where is Chuck Norris?"
Random question 3: How are laptops better than desktops?
Answer: PORTABLE COMPUTATION, BABY!
Random question 4: What are the "official names" of #, &, *?
Answer: octothorpe (#); ampersand (&); and asterisk (*).
Cheese Face out.
Random question 1:On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you?
Answer: 9.
Random question 2: If you were trapped on a island and could only say one sentence or else you'd get fried in oil, what would you say?
Answer: "Where is Chuck Norris?"
Random question 3: How are laptops better than desktops?
Answer: PORTABLE COMPUTATION, BABY!
Random question 4: What are the "official names" of #, &, *?
Answer: octothorpe (#); ampersand (&); and asterisk (*).
Cheese Face out.
08 October 2010
"Even Prisoners Can Eat Cookies!"
That was a quote from today. I was late to Vase's class again because of my siblings. And so she and the VP sent me to lunch detention. Horrible, that place is.
For lunch detention, you either go to the band hallway or the Quiet Room. The band hallway, I'm pretty sure, is a place where you and the other delinquents can share why you got lunch detention, but the Quiet Room is aptly named. The rules are this:
And I tried to see what time it was and to do that I had to turn around to the back of the room and the teacher yelled at me. WTC?!
So that was my day.
On the plus side, I got super awesome Converse shoes/boots and I went all out Goth and sweetness. Only the jerks asked me if my choker was a dog collar and so I said, "No, it's a choker, smart one." I should have said, "No, it's a wall of psychic energy keeping me from killing the world," but the school is teaching suicide prevention and I don't want to deal with the crap that comes from being smarter than the prissies.
For lunch detention, you either go to the band hallway or the Quiet Room. The band hallway, I'm pretty sure, is a place where you and the other delinquents can share why you got lunch detention, but the Quiet Room is aptly named. The rules are this:
- No talking
- Work independently
- No gum, food or candy (except food for lunch detention, only no snacks, unless you have cold lunch)
- Stay in your seat
- No sleeping
And I tried to see what time it was and to do that I had to turn around to the back of the room and the teacher yelled at me. WTC?!
So that was my day.
On the plus side, I got super awesome Converse shoes/boots and I went all out Goth and sweetness. Only the jerks asked me if my choker was a dog collar and so I said, "No, it's a choker, smart one." I should have said, "No, it's a wall of psychic energy keeping me from killing the world," but the school is teaching suicide prevention and I don't want to deal with the crap that comes from being smarter than the prissies.
07 October 2010
The Silly Band War
My school has started banning those ridiculous Silly Bands! Yea and nay! On the yea side, we don't have to spend 30 minutes trying to figure out what one of the shapes is. On the nay side, almost EVERYONE wears Silly Bands. So tough kumquats, Administration. Here's what the bulletin said:
"Due to the shooting of rubber bands and silly bands and other student misuse of these items, rubber bands and silly bands are no longer allowed at school. These items will be taken from students if they are brought to school. Students caught in possession of silly bands and/or rubber bands at school will be subject to discipline from the administration."
Yeah, well they didn't count on one thing: OPERATION: STICK IT TO THE MAN! Oh, SHOOSH YEAH! My sister got a whole bunch of Silly Bands and so I am hoping to get everyone still wearing them because there's no way the school can detain EVERYONE. Well, there was the epic lunch detention with Sharpie last year, but that was like 30 kids. I'm talking about 400 kids. Yeah. And if by a miracle of Tim Burton himself everyone can not shoot those stupid things, we can go back looking like idiots when we figure out that it is a butterfly after 30 minutes of straining our brain. OR we could find creative ways to wear them without getting in trouble. Like one day, my hair thingy fell out and one of my friends gave me one of her Silly Bands to keep my hair from going POOF. Yeah, chiz like that.
I bet I know who did this. Mr. E. Cuz he hates anything fun or interesting. And cuz ONE STUDENT was throwing one around the gym. "One is one too many." I don't know who came up with that saying but according to math 1=1. Not 1<1>1. 1=1. Also, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. That's what I gots to say about that stupid embargo on Silly Bands.
Cheese Face out.
"Due to the shooting of rubber bands and silly bands and other student misuse of these items, rubber bands and silly bands are no longer allowed at school. These items will be taken from students if they are brought to school. Students caught in possession of silly bands and/or rubber bands at school will be subject to discipline from the administration."
Yeah, well they didn't count on one thing: OPERATION: STICK IT TO THE MAN! Oh, SHOOSH YEAH! My sister got a whole bunch of Silly Bands and so I am hoping to get everyone still wearing them because there's no way the school can detain EVERYONE. Well, there was the epic lunch detention with Sharpie last year, but that was like 30 kids. I'm talking about 400 kids. Yeah. And if by a miracle of Tim Burton himself everyone can not shoot those stupid things, we can go back looking like idiots when we figure out that it is a butterfly after 30 minutes of straining our brain. OR we could find creative ways to wear them without getting in trouble. Like one day, my hair thingy fell out and one of my friends gave me one of her Silly Bands to keep my hair from going POOF. Yeah, chiz like that.
I bet I know who did this. Mr. E. Cuz he hates anything fun or interesting. And cuz ONE STUDENT was throwing one around the gym. "One is one too many." I don't know who came up with that saying but according to math 1=1. Not 1<1>1. 1=1. Also, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. That's what I gots to say about that stupid embargo on Silly Bands.
Cheese Face out.
02 October 2010
Random Questions: Post 16
Good afternoon. It is Saturday, October 2, 2010. This is Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face.
Random question 1: Why did you decide to call it the Cheesey Awards.
Answer: Actually, I had the idea in my head for some time, but I wasn't quite sure how it would work out. I finally posted the first ever Cheeseys and decided to poll the readers instead of hand-picking them. That way, they really are like those Academy Awards.
Random question 2: When is the next super special event?
Answer: Sabes que, I don't know.
Random question 3: What is your favorite band?
Answer: It's between the Beatles and They Might Be Giants.
Random question 4: Will Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt be improved or will it continue to get suckish?
Answer: Currently, Mr. Cheese is reviewing the first two Cheeseys and studing them so he can make something like that without actually repeating the stunt.
Cheese Face out.
Random question 1: Why did you decide to call it the Cheesey Awards.
Answer: Actually, I had the idea in my head for some time, but I wasn't quite sure how it would work out. I finally posted the first ever Cheeseys and decided to poll the readers instead of hand-picking them. That way, they really are like those Academy Awards.
Random question 2: When is the next super special event?
Answer: Sabes que, I don't know.
Random question 3: What is your favorite band?
Answer: It's between the Beatles and They Might Be Giants.
Random question 4: Will Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt be improved or will it continue to get suckish?
Answer: Currently, Mr. Cheese is reviewing the first two Cheeseys and studing them so he can make something like that without actually repeating the stunt.
Cheese Face out.
01 October 2010
Stats
I just found out that Blogger has added a "Stats" bar in the dashboard and the tabs you see when posting. HOLY CRAP, I HAD NO IDEA! I've been looking at my stats and saw my audience. I'll give you the numbers:
United States: 310
United Kingdom: 19
Russia: 19
Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])
China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)
Taiwan: 4
Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)
Germany: 2
Denmark: 2
Latvia: 2
Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...
Cheese Face out.
SOMETHING TO DO: I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST FAMILY-FRIENDLY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. POST A COMMENT. THE BEST. I'LL POST THE WINNER HERE!
United States: 310
United Kingdom: 19
Russia: 19
Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])
China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)
Taiwan: 4
Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)
Germany: 2
Denmark: 2
Latvia: 2
Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...
Cheese Face out.
SOMETHING TO DO: I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST FAMILY-FRIENDLY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES. POST A COMMENT. THE BEST. I'LL POST THE WINNER HERE!
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