Random Questions: Post 22

Hey, you know what I haven't done in exactly five months? Posted a Random Questions.So Random Questions with your host, Cheese Face!

Random Question 1: Lucy has three apples. Billy has five times as many apples as Lucy. Megan has three times as many apples as Billy. How many apples does Megan have?
Answer: Forty-five.

Random Question 2:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
Answer: Why would it do something as stupid as chuck Chuck Norris?

Random Question 3: If a cranberry and a pomegranate had a child what would it be called?
Answer: Ask a geneticist.

Random Question 4: What time is it?
Answer: ADVENTURE TIME!

And now, something special. Today is my mom's birthday so....

You are my mummy, and I loves you. Happy birfday!

Cheese Face out.

My Computer Listens to Me!

I was experimenting with the control panel of my new lappy and found that it has the speech recognition tool. In fact that is know I am writing this posed right now. By talking into a microphone.  It's not 100% accurate though but it works pretty well.

One of the things I was using it for was to write something in Word that I'd like to call The World According to Cheese Face.  It's about them randomly thoughts that come into my head. One of the things I wrote about was about Chuck Norris.  Laughs.  I think I might start a new segment titled exactly that and I will copy/paste everything from that document onto Cheese Face's Daily Dilemma.

Cheese Face out.

3 Posts in One Day?! It Must Be MAGIC!

Just now, yes NOW, my mom's friends Jessie and Anthony and their 3 kids came over. I showed the littles Burt the Farting Hippo, whom the littlest one took and immediate liking to.  THEN Anthony showed us magic tricks, because HE'S A FREAKING MAGICIAN. Like really, he's a magician. He showed us card tricks, the fuzzy red balls, the one trick where you pull a ring off of a string, and the handkerchief trick. The trick that stands out the most to me is when he took the five of clubs, drew a magnet on the back of it, shuffled it in the deck a coupla times and BOOM seven of diamonds, with the magnet on the back. And I know what you skeptics out there are saying: He drew the magnet on before hand. FALSE! I'm the one who pick the seven of diamonds, and there was NO magnet on the back.

Now being the kind of person I am, I was both amazed and confused. I like everything to have an explanation. With magic there is no explanation. Which is why I was confused. I was like, "This goes against everything I was taught. There has to be an explanation." What I was thinking was, Newton explain this to me because I don't understand why you're torturing me with unexplanabilities!! My brother has one explanation: Chuck Norris. My theory: Things just happen; what the hell. Heh, heh. Hogfather humor.

It was a fun day.

Cheese Face out.

Stats

I just found out that Blogger has added a "Stats" bar in the dashboard and the tabs you see when posting. HOLY CRAP, I HAD NO IDEA! I've been looking at my stats and saw my audience. I'll give you the numbers:

United States: 310

United Kingdom: 19

Russia: 19

Canada: 13 ( You Canadians, tell me if those laws are true and I'll send you a special surprise... ;])

China: 7 (CHINA?! REALLY?!)

Taiwan: 4

Bulgaria: 3 (I didn't even know they had Internet)

Germany: 2

Denmark: 2

Latvia: 2

Well. That's a surprise. My dad said they happened upon my blog by "accident". Nertz to you, Dad. These foreign friends happen to know good, comedic, writing? But one has to wonder, "What are Emma's stats?" 'Cuz Emma is one of my FFFs, and possibly a better blogger than me. And has at least 30 new followers. Those numbers might shock me...

Cheese Face out.

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