Yes I made this video all by myself using my cellphone. So that explains why the picture quality isn't so great. But look at how cool it is. It took me two days to make the little three inch figures and pose them just right.
Cheese Face out.
Showing posts with label Funny moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny moments. Show all posts
27 December 2010
15 December 2010
The Cheesey Awards
Hey-hey party people. Do you know what today is?!?! *23 minutes later* That's right, the Cheesey Awards. And they're "cheddar" than ever. Oh, I just had to say it, so bear with me here.
But they are better. Mr. Cheese, who has been on a sucky streak, has come up with the greatest stunt ever. And not only that, but there are results of the polls. So your 7 minutes won't be a total loss. Hey, look I'm rambling again. Let's get started.
First up is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled by Unicorns
BizarroBlog
Scott's Tip of the Day
Hyperbole and a Half
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
You voted and thewinner winners are Impaled by Unicorns and Hyperbole and a Half! w00t w00t!
Next category is Favorite Movie.
Nominees:
Big Fat Liar
Grown Ups
Shrek the Final Chapter
Toy Story 3
And the winner is... Grown Ups.
Now, we will take a little commercial advertising break.
It's that time of year again, winter. And your house is so cold that even penguins are packing up and moving to California! What you need is the new Blanket Robe. The Blanket Robe is made of a sheer, thin material of some sort and does a terrible time keeping you nice and cozy. The Blanket Robe comes in a variety of colors including dull gray, hippie lavender, Emo black, and maroon. Call now!
Introducing the greatest smart phone ever: the ABC Robot. Take low definition pictures and video, with its scratched camera lens. Use it to locate cars that are the same model of yours within a 100 mile radius. And not to mention its extremely low call quality, poor Internet access and loads of other terrible apps. Get it at The OK Buy, Radio House, and Horizon.
That's a phone everyone needs!
The next pigeonhole is Favorite Band.
Your nominees are:
They Might Be Giants
Metallica
The Beatles
Other
And the winner is... Metallica!
The results for Favorite TV Show is next.
Nominees:
Victorious
iCarly
Pawn Stars
Mythbusters
The winner is Pawn Stars! Woohoo. Yeah.
And now for Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt.
(Mr. Cheese speaking):
Good evening Cheesecakia and surrounding vicinities. Today we have a special treat for you. We will shoot this ordinary, incredible, edible egg into space--wait for it-- from a GIANT SLINGSHOT. Yes, so many questions asked: Will the vacuum of space turn the egg inside-out? Will the pressure from leaving Earth's atmosphere cause it to 'splode? Will Clay Anderson see this egg? Let's find out. 3...2...1... SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO! The Egg Tracker we installed on it says it has just exited the Ionosphere into deep space. So, to retrieve the egg so we can see what happened to it, let's use the ABC Robot and it's rocket feature. *boop* SPLODE!!!!!!! So maybe the Robot isn't so good. In a world that doesn't, Robot sure don't do nothin'. Back to you, Cheese Face.
Well, that wasn't as planned. Now we'll never know whether or not astronaut Clay Anderson saw the egg SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO.
The last category is Favorite Sport.
And the nominees are
Archery
Baseball/Softball
Basketball
Tennis
Dance
Golf
And the winner is...................... Archery! Archery, archery, in your face other sports! Yeah, go archery. You can be used in I dunno, sniper attacks.
And now the Honorary Nominees.
Micah F.-- FFF
Emma-- FFF and winner of Favorite Blog
Allie Brosh (Hyperbole and a Half)-- Winner of Favorite Blog
Sidney G.--FFF
Rebecca F.-- FFF
Senora Fudgehead--FFF
But they are better. Mr. Cheese, who has been on a sucky streak, has come up with the greatest stunt ever. And not only that, but there are results of the polls. So your 7 minutes won't be a total loss. Hey, look I'm rambling again. Let's get started.
First up is Favorite Blog.
The nominees are:
Impaled by Unicorns
BizarroBlog
Scott's Tip of the Day
Hyperbole and a Half
The Mind of Steve Joe Bob
You voted and the
Next category is Favorite Movie.
Nominees:
Big Fat Liar
Grown Ups
Shrek the Final Chapter
Toy Story 3
And the winner is... Grown Ups.
Now, we will take a little commercial advertising break.
It's that time of year again, winter. And your house is so cold that even penguins are packing up and moving to California! What you need is the new Blanket Robe. The Blanket Robe is made of a sheer, thin material of some sort and does a terrible time keeping you nice and cozy. The Blanket Robe comes in a variety of colors including dull gray, hippie lavender, Emo black, and maroon. Call now!
Introducing the greatest smart phone ever: the ABC Robot. Take low definition pictures and video, with its scratched camera lens. Use it to locate cars that are the same model of yours within a 100 mile radius. And not to mention its extremely low call quality, poor Internet access and loads of other terrible apps. Get it at The OK Buy, Radio House, and Horizon.
That's a phone everyone needs!
The next pigeonhole is Favorite Band.
Your nominees are:
They Might Be Giants
Metallica
The Beatles
Other
And the winner is... Metallica!
The results for Favorite TV Show is next.
Nominees:
Victorious
iCarly
Pawn Stars
Mythbusters
The winner is Pawn Stars! Woohoo. Yeah.
And now for Mr. Cheese's Fantastical Stunt.
(Mr. Cheese speaking):
Good evening Cheesecakia and surrounding vicinities. Today we have a special treat for you. We will shoot this ordinary, incredible, edible egg into space--wait for it-- from a GIANT SLINGSHOT. Yes, so many questions asked: Will the vacuum of space turn the egg inside-out? Will the pressure from leaving Earth's atmosphere cause it to 'splode? Will Clay Anderson see this egg? Let's find out. 3...2...1... SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO! The Egg Tracker we installed on it says it has just exited the Ionosphere into deep space. So, to retrieve the egg so we can see what happened to it, let's use the ABC Robot and it's rocket feature. *boop* SPLODE!!!!!!! So maybe the Robot isn't so good. In a world that doesn't, Robot sure don't do nothin'. Back to you, Cheese Face.
Well, that wasn't as planned. Now we'll never know whether or not astronaut Clay Anderson saw the egg SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPHHHHOOOOOOOOO.
The last category is Favorite Sport.
And the nominees are
Archery
Baseball/Softball
Basketball
Tennis
Dance
Golf
And the winner is...................... Archery! Archery, archery, in your face other sports! Yeah, go archery. You can be used in I dunno, sniper attacks.
And now the Honorary Nominees.
Micah F.-- FFF
Emma-- FFF and winner of Favorite Blog
Allie Brosh (Hyperbole and a Half)-- Winner of Favorite Blog
Sidney G.--FFF
Rebecca F.-- FFF
Senora Fudgehead--FFF
25 June 2010
The Cheese Face: The Best Days Ever
During school, there were many wonderful days, that often got a few laughs. Here are the best.
Carl
The story of Carl. When I was new to Cheeseland Middle School, well, not really new, but WE were the youngest grade, the Impaler and I had strings class together. In a portable. Because the school is old, and falling apart. But on one of the last weeks of school the door was open, because it was such a nice day. The Impaler and I were practicing our duet for the concert when in flew... A WASP! Now, I don't like flying, stinging insects, or any insect for that matter. So I was like, "Oh my God, a wasp!" and out teacher was like, "Where?" and I was like," over by the door." So our teacher gets, I think a music book, to try to shoo it away, "Go on, get out of here", but I though he said, "Carl get out of here." And so Impaler and our teacher was like, "What?" Then our teacher said, "Don't name him because then you'll be like 'don't kill Carl.'" And so, on the way back to the building, Impaler kept screaming wasp at random intervals to make me scream. And was laughing. Well, I was laughing too, but--oh, bother.
Cheetos
Fast-forward a year and the Impaler and I are with Mr. S., whom I despise so. We were getting our instruments form our lockers and out of nowhere, our friend Hannah screams, "CHEETOS!" which surprised me and caused me to fall and scream like a little girl. Oh, the laughs.
The Rogue Volleyball
The Impaler, Auntie Wilma, and I were in gym class with Mrs. P. and we were setting the ball to each other, when the Impaler jams her thumb. Being the kind and caring friends we are we rushed over to her side to see if she was ok. Then, this rogue volleyball comes and hits me on the head and I burst into maniacal laughter and can't stop, even after Mrs. P blows her whistle. From then on, I was hit on the head God knows how many times.
Science
Rewind a year. I'm in Science class studying electricity and magnetism. FUN! My teacher was showing us how just coming near one of those outlets that are in the wall, prob'ly couldn't hurt you. So he walks over to the outlet and comes within less than an inch of it and screams. I jumped out my seat 'cuz he scared me. I was thinkin, Holy crap! And then everyone starts laughing, including me. It was fun.
So, those are the ones I remember most. There are others, but I just don't remember the deets.
Cheese Face out.
Carl
The story of Carl. When I was new to Cheeseland Middle School, well, not really new, but WE were the youngest grade, the Impaler and I had strings class together. In a portable. Because the school is old, and falling apart. But on one of the last weeks of school the door was open, because it was such a nice day. The Impaler and I were practicing our duet for the concert when in flew... A WASP! Now, I don't like flying, stinging insects, or any insect for that matter. So I was like, "Oh my God, a wasp!" and out teacher was like, "Where?" and I was like," over by the door." So our teacher gets, I think a music book, to try to shoo it away, "Go on, get out of here", but I though he said, "Carl get out of here." And so Impaler and our teacher was like, "What?" Then our teacher said, "Don't name him because then you'll be like 'don't kill Carl.'" And so, on the way back to the building, Impaler kept screaming wasp at random intervals to make me scream. And was laughing. Well, I was laughing too, but--oh, bother.
Cheetos
Fast-forward a year and the Impaler and I are with Mr. S., whom I despise so. We were getting our instruments form our lockers and out of nowhere, our friend Hannah screams, "CHEETOS!" which surprised me and caused me to fall and scream like a little girl. Oh, the laughs.
The Rogue Volleyball
The Impaler, Auntie Wilma, and I were in gym class with Mrs. P. and we were setting the ball to each other, when the Impaler jams her thumb. Being the kind and caring friends we are we rushed over to her side to see if she was ok. Then, this rogue volleyball comes and hits me on the head and I burst into maniacal laughter and can't stop, even after Mrs. P blows her whistle. From then on, I was hit on the head God knows how many times.
Science
Rewind a year. I'm in Science class studying electricity and magnetism. FUN! My teacher was showing us how just coming near one of those outlets that are in the wall, prob'ly couldn't hurt you. So he walks over to the outlet and comes within less than an inch of it and screams. I jumped out my seat 'cuz he scared me. I was thinkin, Holy crap! And then everyone starts laughing, including me. It was fun.
So, those are the ones I remember most. There are others, but I just don't remember the deets.
Cheese Face out.
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