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It's snowing. Oh, god. No, I wanted the opposite of this.

Yes, I know it's December, and it usually snows in December. But we were having such a good year, here in Cheesecakia, without Mr. Snow.

I like snow sometimes. It gets me out of school, it's a reminder to write Christmas lists, and my city looks pretty with everyone's Christmas lights up in the snow. But snow is also a major troll. Now I have to deal with herp-derps in front of us on the way to school. And it's cold. But mostly herp-derps.

'Tis the season to be trolling
Troll-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 24

It's been a while since the last Random Questions. Here, mortals, take this as gift of peace.

Random Questions 1: Name a not-so famous person in History.
Answer: Emperor Norton I of America

Random Question 2: Where's the Dijon mustard?
Answer: Where's my foot?

Random Question 3: Are you ever going to post the long awaited Cheeseys?
Answer: Spoilers!

Random Question 4: Tell us about Rupert Graves, Cheese Face.
Answer: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.

Cheese Face out.

Congress is Trying to Censor the Internet.

Yes, sadly Americans, it's true. They say it's for "stopping internet piracy".  Well, piracy's been going on for a very long time, I don't think it's going to stop, online or otherwise. I just heard about it when I logged onto Firefox and it had a big black box that said "Censored". This was obviously for raising awareness (for now). You can read more at this site.

I clicked on the box and it took me to a site(not the site linked above) and I read a little more. Then I logged onto Tumblr.com and when it took me to my dash all of the posts had black boxes as a "preview" of what could happen if the bill was passed.

I say it's a load of junk. Congress, if you're listening, you have a public out there waiting to bite your freaking heads off! Why don't you try to pass Obama's Jobs Act proposal and get this country going! I have my Senators and Representatives emails, (thanks to Civics!) and You should be worried. Oh, so worried.

Here's a post I found on Tumblr:
"Now the question for the hour is 'Who's got the Internet?' Answer, we do. Next question, 'Who's coming to take it from us?' Come on, look at us! No powers, no legislation, no fortunes worth a damn, but we've got something else: we've all got tumblrs we don't want to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little Congress with all your silly little bills, and you've got any plans on taking the Internet tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever lampooned you with hilarious memes, and then, and then, do the smart thing!... Let somebody else try first." (source brookerface.tumblr.com)
Yes, that's the Doctor's Pandorica Speech, modified for this purpose.

I personally don't think this bill will get anywhere, and if it does, then Supreme Court will say it's unconstitutional because of free speech. But it this does get passed... let's leave that to their imaginations.

Cheese Face out.

Halloween

As you may have heard, Halloween was Monday. I managed to bring in lots of sugary loot that'll make my dentist's head spin.

My costume was a Weeping Angel. Here, have some pictures:

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck!

Me and my sister as Amy Pond.

From left to right: My dad as Slash; me; my brother as Freddy Krueger; My sister as Amy Pond; My mom as The Question; and Mini Cheese Face as Draculaura(whoever that is)

So that was my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

Halloween is Almost Upon Us!

Today is Saturday.
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Then comes Monday, aka Halloween.

Yes, I know I haven't been blogging a lot. But I'm blogging now, so shut your yap and be happy I'm blogging!
As the title of this post suggests, Halloween is almost upon us. Today, I'm going over to one of my friends' Halloween party. Then tomorrow my sister's church is throwing a "fall fair". Then Monday is candy galore!

So for the party and "fall fair" I'm going to be Abby again. And I'll be Abby on Monday during school. But Monday night I'm going to be a Weeping Angel(for those who don't know, a Weeping Angel is monster from Doctor Who. If you see one, you can't blink, or look away because they will kill you like *that*. However, when you're looking at them, they become statues and can't kill you, course you can't kill a stone, either. Here's a pic:

So, yes. That is my Halloween.

Cheese Face out.

I'm Writing a Crack Fanfic

It's for English. We have to right a children's story with two animals that have to learn to settle their differences and make friends. My animals are a hedgehog (called John) and a giraffe (called the Doctor). Basically it's a Sherlock/Doctor Who crack fanfiction. Here's an excerpt.

“Oof!” He landed behind some bushes.  John brushed himself off and started to skitter down the street. Just as he came to a corner, he heard a loud sound. VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP! VVWWWOOORRRP!  It was an old police box! After the noise settled, a giraffe dressed in suspenders and a blue bowtie opened the door.

            “Hello, I’m the Doctor!”

            “A doctor? Doctor who?” John blinked.

            “Just the Doctor!”

            “You can’t be a doctor. You’re a giraffe!”

            The Doctor walked around and eyed John. “Why are you wearing a sweater?”

            “Why are you wearing a bowtie?”

            “Oi! Bowties are cool.”

First Day o'School

Yes, I will get around to the Cheesey Awards. I've been busy. With a trip to the west coast (pics later) and getting ready for school.

Anyhoo! Today was the first day of school. Best. First day. Ever. The day started with the usual school prep stuff.

Then I got dropped off. Since I missed the first id card picture day, I had to take it today, and that took about five minutes. Then I had to find one of the million different gyms so the 500 and some students could break up into groups and go on tours of the building.

After the tours we went to our classes, where the teachers told us about the rules of the school and things we could join and how lunch works.

Teachers this year are:

Mr. Severus. Not his real name, but his real name reminds me of Severus Snape. And I'm not even a Potter fan. (scandalous, i know!) He is my geometry teacher. He's cool.

Captain. He was the director of a orchestra camp I used to attend. Hence 'captain'. But yeah, he's the orchestra teacher. The teacher of an orchestra with 54 students. When you go from a class of about 18 to 54 it is a big jump. We were just talking about how we'd fit everyone in one class...

Then I have Ms. I'll just call her Ms. She teaches English.

I have decided to take a foreign language. So my Latin teacher's name is Mr. Awesome McCoolname. Because, I can't pronounce it and when he does it's flippin' awesome.

Then there is Mr. Craft, my civics teacher.

Then, I have Ms. Rice who teaches fitness for life (gym, basically). We have a Canadian kid, a Brazilian kid, and a Swedish kid in my class.

Lastly I have Mr. W. He sorta looks like Jamie Heineman, from Mythbusters. He teaches physical science. Physics! Physics, physics, physics. PPPPHHHHYYYYSSSSIIIICCCSSSS.

And then we had a pep rally. It was ok. I sorta almost didn't learn the school fight song. And watched peppy cheerleaders... cheer.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Reunited and It Feel's So Good

Hello, have no fear, the Cheese Face is here, with Senora Fudgehead! More randomocity with one of my best buds.

Random Question 1: At what time does the cheese blossom?
Senora's answer: Pardon?

Random Question 2: What is the most evil thing you have ever seen?
Senora: Gunter and I hugging.

Random Question 3: Is it a cow, or a derelict?
Senora: Derecow.

Random Question 4: Do you have anything to say to the peoples of the world?
Senora: I WILL BE FAMOUS!

And let all who read this know that WE ARE INCONSPICUOUS! oops not anymore.

Cheese Face and Senora out.

Coming soon to theatres: Senora's new nickname!

The Cheeseys Bring All the Nerds to the Yard

That's right. It's been three months since the April awards. The Cheeseys are July 28. With catagories like: favourite animal, favourite genre of music, favourite artist, and more! So spread the word. Email, tweet, facebook, text, etc. your boss, your friends, your co-workers, your neighbours, the president of your neighbourhood association, anyone with a computer or web-enabled phone! Vote  now!
Cheese Face out.

It's the 4th

It's the 4th of July. Here's a picture:

Also, it means fireworks! Yay. Family, food, freedom, and an nice little heart attack from misfires.

Party!

Cheese Face out