22 December 2009

The Prancie Test

Well, 90% of the girls at school are "snobbish pink clones" or "Prancies" as I call them. You know the type of girls who have the black eye liner all around their eyes, ridiculously sparkly eye shadow, bright Aréopostale shirt, gray sweatpants, that redundant ponytail with headband look, and brown Uggs. Well don't be scared. OK be scared, 'cuz almost every single girl in my Science class look like that. Me, and my friends Senora Fudgehead and M., are the only one who don't look like that.

So how do you know if YOU, the faithful readers if The Cheese Face Page know if you are considered a prancie? Just take this test.

  1. Uggs or Airwalks?
  2. A LOT of makeup or just a little bit?
  3. Aréopostale or Hot Topic?
  4. TV Guide scandals or George Lopez marathon on CW?
  5. Miley Cyrus music or Browse more iTunes songs?
  6. The-N or Nicktoons?
If you answered most of the second choices then congratulations! You are an individual.
BUT if you answered most of the first choices, then look around you! You are a clone!
There is a third option. If you answered equal parts of both first and second choices,or you had to answer neither for a question then just consider yourself, "unique" and I mean that in an unsarcastic way

Now get out of here.

Cheese Face out.

DISCLAIMER-- IF YOU LIKE THE FIRST CHOICE BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE COOL, THEN THAT'S JUST FINE. HOWEVER, IF YOU LIKE THE FIRST CHOICES BECAUSE YOU WANT THE "COOL KIDS" TO LIKE YOU, THEN GET A SENSE OF STYLE OF YOUR OWN YOU POSER!
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4 comments:

  1. The ImpalerDecember 22, 2009

    Umm... Dark eyeliner makes you a prancie?Have you not noticed the impaler's dark eyeliner? It's goth and as you know, The Impaler is awesome. This completely true fact voids any comment about The Impaler being in any way, a prancie. :P

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  2. GabiDecember 23, 2009

    I don't mean dark eyeliner as goth, I mean it in a way it makes them look like a raccoon. Sorry for any confusion.

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  3. KCDecember 23, 2009

    There is no difference in my book. The only difference is what they wear with it, like over-the-top eyeshadow and mascara. I don't even wear mascara at all. not anymore.

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  4. GabiDecember 24, 2009

    That's what I'm trying to say. They wear it with the ridiculously sparkly eyeshadow it makes them look like raccoon. I guess I just didn't word it corectcly. :0(

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