I'm so bored... so bored... SOOOO BOORED

I am doing absolutely... nothing. I'm tired, bored, and the only relatively entertaining thing on is Adventure Time. But I've seen all of the aired episodes. I know what will make this better! AN UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL RANDOM QUESTIONS! oh, never mind. Too much work... and thinking... and, uh, effort. So there goes that.

How about those men who might be giants? And Jupiter is Jupiter-ing. OK, this is crap. What we need is a FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! Looks like Sokka's on the cactus juice again.

And now a medley of your favorite public domain songs:

SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT, COMIN' TO CARRY ME HOME- a-JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE! a-JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE! a-JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRREE... *i'm so bored*

Cheese Face out.

Oh, my God, I Can't Believe I've Done It!

The Cheeseys are coming in 3 weeks and you have that long to vote! Vote on your favorite ad, movie, band, etc., etc., and may the best category win! Now since this is perhaps one of the BIGGEST EVENTS IN THE WORLD be sure to tell your aunts, uncles, grandparents, parents, friends, friends of parents, cousins, neighborhood teens, teens form other neighborhoods about this historic event! Oh, the times fly when your havin' fun.

Cheese Face out.

*sniff* *sigh* Pollen

I hate the pollen
I think it totally sucks.
Pollen makes me sneeze...

A haiku of my hatred of my allergies. I hate them. Today, I had a sneeze attack that lasted, like, 15 minutes. 15 MINUTES OF SNEEZING MY BRAINS OUT! Who came up with pollen, anyways? WAS IT YOU, JIMMY?! OR YOU, GEORGE?! OR WAS IT... THE RED SQUIRREL?!?! or was it someone more sinister, like Mrs. Vase or Mr. S. or Mother Nature. CURSE YOU EARTH! I mean, I recycle, and use Eco-friendly pesticides on my lawn and I'm all for those gigantic wind farms that are poppin' up in Cheesecakia! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? Did I accidentally throw away paper instead of putting it in the recycling receptacle? Did I diss corn? Did I take revenge on Wal-Mart? I don't know, man, just help me out.

Cheese Face *sniff sniff* out.

Random Questions: Post 14

Good eve-noon. Welcome to Random Questions. Tonight we will be interviewing A Platypus-Bear.
WHHAAT?! No. It's Random Questions. Oh...

Random question 1: If y=mx+b then what does c equal?
Answer: C does not fit into that formula.

Random question 2: Is it true that "young whippersnappers" always wear baggy jeans?
Answer: For that you'll have to read my new book, Cheese Face: Truly True or Really Real?

Random Question 3: Is Mr. Cheese's Fantastical stunt NOT going to suck this upcoming Cheeseys?
Answer: IDK. IJACF.

Random question 4: Will you please speak Html?
Answer: No.

Cheese Face out.

The Lady who Eats CHILDREN

Today, I was 30 seconds late to my first period science class, which my teacher, Mrs. Vase, did not like. SHE EATS CHILDREN AND SPITS ON PUPPIES! OK, you probably want the deets.

My mom overslept today and I didn't hear my alarm so we were rushing to get to school on time, lest I risk staying after for Mrs. Vase. But, as usual, who is there to skew us off schedule? My sister, Mini Cheese Face. Or as I like to call her, Tiny Tim, cuz, for one, she's not tiny, and two, her name's not Tim. But she was arguing about her clothes with our mom, which took up at least 10 minutes. So when that was all said and done, Howie the Puppy pooped in my sisters' room and that took up 5 minutes of our gettin' out of the house time. So we get to school and I run to my locker as fast as I can, without getting in trouble at least, when the bell rings as soon as I get my locker open.
So I put my stuff inside, grab my notebooks, and run to Mrs. Vase's room, 30 seconds away. So I tell her what happened and she says, "That's not an excuse." Well, no duh! I wasn't making up some ridiculous story. You asked what happened and I told you. So she made me stay after school putting books away in some dusty, old storage room. I'm allergic to dust, and there was dust everywhere, so unless she wants partially sneezed on books...

But at the end I got some Starbursts. That's a plus, right?


Cheese Face out.

I Survived Doomsday School, For Now

Well, the first and second day of school is over and now may legs hurt. Apparently the administrators thought it would be funny if they made all of the somewhat fun sized Cheese Face's classes all over the school. So I have to run up and down stairs several times a day. Last year almost all of my classes were upstairs, and the year before that all of my classes were either outside in a portable or inside on the main floor. So, administrators, the joke was hilarious, *sarcasm, sarcasm*.

But on the bright side, I have already memorized my schedule and the new cellist in my orchestra class makes it three cellists in a year again. And the Impaler's locker is close to mine. So close it almost destroys the Earth. And my friend whom I have known since kindergarten, who I will call Sam 'cuz that's what her initials spell, is in my health and P.E. class! And my favorite part of the day is when I got to quote Gaz.

"Give me the Game Slave, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking!", except I replaced the first part with " you'd better shut up" oh, the laughs.

Cheese Face out.

I SHALL HAVE MY DOOMSDAY REVENGE!

So, the school system decided to cut our simmering summer heatwave short. On one hand, I'm glad because I'll get to see awesome individuals, and prove that I can come out of my overall-y cocoon. On the other side of the spectrum, I don't get to sleep til 10 every morning and stay up til Black Friday times watching CNN. Why school systemz, why?! Oh, well.

Cheese Face out.

Random Questions: Post 13

Good things happen late at night when school starts in less than 5 days. You know what happens? Random Questions happen. I'm your host, Cheese Face.

Random Question 1: Who is the greatest person in the world?
Answer: The dude who invented the word 'awesome', 'cuz that's like the greatest word ever.

Random Question 2: What time does McDonald's close?
Answer: I thought they were open 24/7.

Random Question 3: What is your favorite comic in the newspaper?
Answer: Bizarro by Dan Piraro.

Random Question 4: What time is it?
Answer: 11:15 PM CsT, which is different that CST.

That's it for Random Questions. Good Night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, but they might.

Cheese Face out.

New Way to Blog

If you absolutely must know, I'm blogging via Wii technology. Fffffwwwwwhhhaaaaattt?! That's right, Wii technology. INERNET ENHANCMENT ACTIVATE! It is much more difficult, but it's a lotta fun. So to keep from--

Wii (get it? WE?) also has Webflix, a division of Netflix, and last night my mom and I watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and it was fantastic!

Cheese Face out.

Bak 2 Skule

Yes, I know I misspelled some words. But that was the point. I am going school shopping today, OH JOY! No sarcasm there; that was complete sincerity. Oh, the new clothes, new binders, new pencils, but most importantly it means that our prison sentence begins in a week. I do love school, but school means Mr. S, and my hatred for him is like a million suns dying in front of me while riding on the back of a tiger through the eye of a hurricane. Not a friendly man, in my opinion.

But I do get to see all the amazing people who I call my Fried Frayed Friends and new teachers who are hopefully, not like Mr. S.

Cheez Fase out.