RANDOM QUESTIONS: POST 3

Good Morning and welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, The Cheese Face.
This week, I have a special shout out to... MY SISTER!! Happy 9th B-Day you crazy nut bar!


Random Question 1: Sing me a diddy!
Answer: DIDDY

Random Question 2: Where is G.O.L.D.?
Answer: Oh, you mean Gum Overpowers Loose Dimes? That restaurant is in Tangcanneddelicacylandapolis.

Random Question 3: What year did Good Eats premiere?
Answer: 1999!

Random Question 4: If a tree falls in the middle of a forest while you are drinking Hot Cheese-late on the 18 of February does your lawn mold?
Answer: No.

Well that's it for Random Questions.

Cheese Face Out.

What Is That Stench That Dare Invade My Nose?!?!

OK, so the Cheese Face got new carpeting in her home! Yay! Unfortunately, no one warned me that it was going to smell worse that Stinky Cheese! I mean no offense to the dude who installed it. You did an awesome job, I mean way to go, but the glue or whatever was NASTY! (Still, no offense carpet installing professional dude.)

Later.

Cheese Face out.

RE: Poll

You voted and the results are in! But before I tell you what the corrected answer is, let me recap the question.

Question: What is the capital of Cheesecakia?
Cheeseland
Firkleburg*
Mondoplex
Q

And the correct answer is, (drumroll, please) Cheeseland!!

So sorry for those of you who voted Mondoplex and Q. Seriously, why did no one vote for Firkleburg*?

Cheese Face out.

* Got an answer for my question? Leave a comment and I'll post the most logical one. Good luck!

Cheesecakian National Holiday!!

TODAY IS THE CHEESECAKIAN NATIONAL HOLIDAY KNOWN AS: CHEESE FACE WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS DAY, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: CAPS DAY! I WILL TYPE RANDOMLY NOW!

YOU! YES YOU, CHEESE FACE DECLARES BUBBLE WAR ON YOU SO GET YOUR BUBBLES! NO, I AM PEGGEH! THAT WAS WEIRD I'M CHEESE FACE NOT PIGGEH. NO, NOT THE PIGGY FLU! (*CRIES*) FLO WANTS TO EAT PAINT. I DON'T KNOW WHY, JUST DOES. NO, NOT PAINT. LATE. FLO WANTS TO BE LATE. SHE CAN'T BE LATE TO ANY--PETCO! NO IT HAS TAKEN IT OVER. PETCO.

CHEESE FACE OUT.

Poll

O.K., What up with the poll. Almost no one is polling the poll. No one. Almost. Please. Please vote. Ineed Voters. And why is no one voting for Firkleburg. 'Tis a possibility That I reside there.
So, Vote.

And that is why it is never ok to eat milk soy. Milk soy is different from Soy milk.

Cheese Face out.

Irk

Hello. Guess what? They made a banana flavored Tootsie pop and it's good! But that's not why I am irked. Nope.

Instead, Today at my Fun Learning Facility Where I Hang With The Impaler (F.L.F.W.I.H.W.T.I.), my little brother who I call, my brother, had to stay after for 15 minutes. 15 MINUTES! THAT'S LIKE 15 MINUTES! So I waited for him and saw that Harlan the Stalker was there. OMG CHEESE FACE IS BEING STALKED! IT IS ANNOYING!! After that, they spent 20 minutes doing stupid boyish/stalker-ish stuff. I almost left them for home. But Something could have happened, then I would be Faulted and oh, the misery.

So I was late coming home.

Cheese face is not Happy with her little bro'. Nope.

Cheese Face out.

Fish

So if you look on the side bar, you see something labeled, "Crazy Fish! You Can't Take Over Petco!", and inside there are 4 fish.Their names? Well, look below.

Name: Flo
Color: Orange
Things You Might Wanna Know: Flo is the leader. At a very young age she was discovered to have Insanitous, a disease know to make fish insane and since then she's has wanted ever so badly to form a fish army and destroy Petco's and Wal-Marts.

Name: Peach
Color: Yellow
Things You Might Wanna Know: Peach is calm and pretty much does whatever she pleases. She is second in command.

Name: Debb
Color:Blue
Thing You Might Wanna Know: Debb is shy and mostly stays out of the way. She is the only one to refuse taking a position in Flo's fish army.

Name: Jacques
Color: Green
Things You Might Wanna Know: Jacques is the one who comes up with the strategies for Flo's crazy schemes. He Pretty much does whatever hes told. Jacques is also the fastest fish in the "Farmy". ( He refuses to say fish army and thinks it is degrading.)

GIGANTIC ROLLING STAIRCASE?!? OMG!!

Sup peeps of Internet! You've reached the Cheese Face. And Guess what I got to do on Cheese Face Don't Do Labor On Labor Day Weekend weekend? Yes I know I have weekend twice ;).

Well, like the Impaler, I was sick. Just not sick with a soopir bad cold . Poor Impaler, I cries for you. Having a soopir bad cold ain't no fun. =(.

Anyways, I had to do hard physical labor on C.F.D.D.L.O.L.D.W. Yeah it's a mouthful. The work? Trying to keeps my sisters from killing each other. They almost did it this time! They almost killed each other on the way to Kearney, (car KNEE) NE. What was I doing' in Kearney on C.F.D.D.L.O.L.D.W.? Well I was visiting my grandparents in Hastings and we went to the Great Platte River Road Archway Monument (T.G.P.R.R.A.M. ) It's like this big arch thing that goes over Interstate 80. It's bigger than it looks. In fact, It's home to Nebraska's SECOND largest escalators. You go up the escalators where a guy greets you and hands you headphones. After you put your headphones on you hear people telling' what it was like crossing the Oregon Trail and what not. But after you reach a certain scene, no more O.T. From there it tells about how the "world was changed with cars for transit" If you go into the '50s diner, there are windows that overlook I-80 with radars telling how fast the cars are going. At the end I looked down the Escalator and chickened 'cuz it was so far up. I went down the elevator instead.

After that, we went to Fort Kearney. To be frank, it was kinda boring. Mostly 'cuz we missed the big firing of the big canon. It was a good thing almost with my little cousins around.

Later.

Cheese Face out.

RANDOM QUESTIONS: POST 2

Good morning and welcome to Random Questions. I'm your host, the Cheese Face.



RANDOM QUESTION 1: If the mouse on you computer was attacked by a lizard in the middle of a forest on Wednesday, would it eat a Chili Cheese Dog?

Answer: No.

RANDOM QUESTION 2: What would happen if your computer exploded while reading this ULTRA funny blog?

Answer: Shrapnel. Shrapnel would happen and implode your house.

RANDOM QUESTION 3: Do I like enchiladoritoes?

Answer: WHAT IN THE NAME OF TOM HANKS* IS AN ENCHILADORITOES?!?! HECK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TOM HANKS* IS LET ALONE KNOW WHAT AN ENCHILADORITOES IS!

RANDOM QUESTION 4: What does E equal?

Answer: E=mc2

Well that's it for Random Questions.

* I do know who Tom Hanks is btw

The Cheese Face: Movie Reviews

So I watch a lot of movies. But only the really good ones get posted.


Name of Movie: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Year Made: 2004
Place on Scale: 4 1/2 cheeses
Cast: Tom Kenny, Clancy Brown, Bill Fagerbakke, Roger Bumpass, Doug Lawrence, Alec Baldwin, Scarlett Johansson, David Hasselhoff

Name of Movie: Bee Movie
Year Made: 2007
Place on Scale: 4 cheeses
Cast: Jerry Seinfeld Renée Zellweger Matthew Broderick Chris Rock Patrick Warburton Kathy Bates Barry Levinson John Goodman Megan Mullally Rip Torn Oprah Winfrey Ray Liotta Michael Richards Larry King Sting Larry Miller Jim Cummings Tress MacNeille

Name of Movie: Twilight
Year Made:2008
Place on Scale: 5 cheeses
Cast:

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Billy Burke,

Cam Gigandet, Rachelle Lefèvre, Edi Gathegi,

Sarah Clarke, Matt Bushell, Taylor Lautner, Gil Birmingham, Solomon Trimble, Christian Serratos, Michael Welch, Anna Kendrick, Gregory Tyree Boyce, Justin Chon, Ned Bellamy, José Zúñiga, Stephenie Meyer

Name if Movie: Edward Sissorhands
Year Made:1990
Place on Scale: 3 1/2 cheeses
Cast:Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest, Anthony Michael Hall, Kathy Baker, Alan Arkin, Vincent Price


Source of cast members: wikipedia.org